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(Reuters)   Trump gets clean bill of health from doctors* at Bethesda Naval Hospital (*No psychiatrists were present for this exam)   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 08:05:00 PM  
Booooooooooooooooo!
 
2018-01-12 09:52:06 PM  
a brief statement distributed by the White House

I take that to mean Trump has six weeks to live.
 
2018-01-12 10:24:37 PM  
Bethesda Healthy

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2018-01-12 11:13:34 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:34:41 PM  
<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just going to take a wild guess that Dr. Jackson didn't actually write that note the White House put out. <a href="https://t.co/yvZuv7tXrr">pic.twi​tter.com/yvZuv7tXrr</a></p>- Maddow Blog (@MaddowBlog) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/s​tatus/952002742968516609?ref_src=twsrc​%5Etfw">January 13, 2018</a></blockquote>
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2018-01-12 11:35:52 PM  
White House misspelled doctor's name in his "statement":

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status​/​952002742968516609
 
2018-01-12 11:39:30 PM  

Summoner101: White House misspelled doctor's name in his "statement":

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/​952002742968516609


So white house wrote "I look forward to briefing on Tuesday" so what does Dr. Ronnie (or Ronny actually) do then?
 
2018-01-13 12:06:56 AM  
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Well played, Rey
 
2018-01-13 12:09:18 AM  
I am taking this to mean he has 3 Stooges Syndrome
 
2018-01-13 12:58:56 AM  
Trump gets clean bill of health from doctors* at Bethesda Naval Hospital (*No psychiatrists were present for this exam)**

**No doctors were present for the writing of this letter.

FTFY
 
2018-01-13 01:05:55 AM  

Summoner101: White House misspelled doctor's name in his "statement":

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/​952002742968516609


I wonder if it is a crime to impersonate a doctor in a statement such as that.
 
2018-01-13 01:07:29 AM  
Military doctors know their shiat when it comes to pronouncing you healthy. In basic I went to sick call for bad cough and feeling like absolute crap. The doctor tells me "sometime people cough just because they want to cough. My advice to you is to stop coughing." And sent me back to the unit. The next day I was in the hospital for pneumonia.
 
2018-01-13 01:09:21 AM  

doglover: Bethesda Healthy

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2018-01-13 01:09:26 AM  
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2018-01-13 01:11:29 AM  
Star Trek:TOS: Clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy
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2018-01-13 01:19:15 AM  
His personal doctor said he was overweight, taking cholesterol pills, but was "in excellent health".  I guess 'excellent' in that context means a shark hasn't ripped off his leg or something.
 
2018-01-13 01:19:49 AM  
Well, we still have blood clots, they can happen to anyone who sits on planes a lot eating Big Mac's.
 
2018-01-13 01:21:14 AM  
Excellent health?  Not a chance.  The same day as my gall bladder surgery, I could have walked more flights of stairs than Trump.
 
2018-01-13 01:26:19 AM  

Summoner101: White House misspelled doctor's name in his "statement":

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/​952002742968516609


fark...Obama has lower blood pressure than me...guess I legit have to cut down on the sugar, salt, and booze.
 
2018-01-13 01:27:02 AM  

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./prostate exam
 
2018-01-13 01:29:56 AM  
So he's in no worse shape than any other 71-year old tub of lard that doesn't exercise and eats greasy fast food all day long?
 
2018-01-13 01:30:12 AM  
To be honest, unless I see the physician say their prognosis themselves, I'm not going to fully believe any written statement coming out of the White House.

And even then, I'll hope they have the ethics to be truthful.
 
2018-01-13 01:31:49 AM  
We all knew something was going to go down that somehow made Trump feel better.  We weren't going to get the full story on what was really wrong with him.  They probably gave them the okay to do the 'he's fine' diagnosis and in reality probably did real medical stuff and kept it between them and Trump.  We might get something leaked next week regardless as this is how things in this shiatty administration usually go.

I'm guessing the 'wait until Tuesday' is so the lab tests can come back.  In reality, I imagine Trump is pretty unhealthy physically and probably has a whole slew of problems.
 
2018-01-13 01:34:13 AM  
Well that's not good....that means there's no medical excuse for being a deluded gibbering asshole.  It's all intentional.
 
2018-01-13 01:38:19 AM  
This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

 
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2018-01-13 01:43:42 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

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I doubt trump gave consent to release anything.
 
2018-01-13 01:45:50 AM  
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2018-01-13 01:46:13 AM  

Ambivalence: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

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I doubt trump gave consent to release anything.


I doubt he ever will

Still waiting on those tax returns.
 
2018-01-13 01:48:37 AM  
Just outta curiosity, who signs White House doctor Ronny Jackson's paychecks?

'Cause I done seen a lot of clearly concussed football players sent back out on to the field this season, and those medical professionals clearly don't have their patient's best interests in mind...
 
2018-01-13 01:52:35 AM  

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WOW! The actual Ronny is a hell of a guy. Props to that caliber of doctor.
 
2018-01-13 01:56:59 AM  
 
2018-01-13 01:58:24 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

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Fake news...i want to see the loooong form😀
 
2018-01-13 02:11:51 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Ambivalence: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

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I doubt trump gave consent to release anything.

I doubt he ever will

Still waiting on those tax returns.


Isn't that a little like asking for Obama's birth certificate?
/duck and run
 
2018-01-13 02:15:35 AM  
Pretty sure it looked like this
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2018-01-13 02:16:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: So he's in no worse shape than any other 71-year old tub of lard that doesn't exercise and eats greasy fast food all day long?


1) he must get some physical benefit from all the golf 2) I won't be surprised if all the fast food pictures were just to appeal to his fan based and then threw out all of that food for some fine-dining experience.
 
2018-01-13 02:20:12 AM  

little big man: His personal doctor said he was overweight, taking cholesterol pills, but was "in excellent health".  I guess 'excellent' in that context means a shark hasn't ripped off his leg or something.


It was probably hard to write the proper diagnoses with such a heavy gold pen, and after wearing himself out carrying that bag full of money all the way across the hospital...
 
2018-01-13 02:21:57 AM  

maxandgrinch: Uh, the literature is out there, if you can reed

Psychiatry Is Not Based On Valid Science

Your Surgeon Is Probably a Republican, Your Psychiatrist Probably a Friggin' Nutcase Looney

The Fake Doctors


I'm not clicking on your links but from the headlines I see you are wearing nothing but cellophane.

/clearly I can see your nuts
 
2018-01-13 02:21:59 AM  
Clean Bill of Health...
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2018-01-13 02:23:50 AM  

maxandgrinch: Uh, the literature is out there, if you can reed

Psychiatry Is Not Based On Valid Science

Your Surgeon Is Probably a Republican, Your Psychiatrist Probably a Friggin' Nutcase Looney

The Fake Doctors


I can reed. Seems totes legit.
 
2018-01-13 02:26:08 AM  

Resident Muslim: Gyrfalcon: So he's in no worse shape than any other 71-year old tub of lard that doesn't exercise and eats greasy fast food all day long?

1) he must get some physical benefit from all the golf 2) I won't be surprised if all the fast food pictures were just to appeal to his fan based and then threw out all of that food for some fine-dining experience.


Nope.  That window-licking inbred momo eats his $70 steaks well done with ketchup.

Look, I'm willing to overlook a lot of shiat, but even I have to draw a line somewhere.
 
2018-01-13 02:28:24 AM  

Deece: Just outta curiosity, who signs White House doctor Ronny Jackson's paychecks?

'Cause I done seen a lot of clearly concussed football players sent back out on to the field this season, and those medical professionals clearly don't have their patient's best interests in mind...


Wow. Look at you. All diagnosing head injury and sh*t without so much as getting of the couch to change television channels.
 
2018-01-13 02:32:21 AM  

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That first one reminded me of

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2018-01-13 02:32:22 AM  

Richard Saunders: Deece: Just outta curiosity, who signs White House doctor Ronny Jackson's paychecks?

'Cause I done seen a lot of clearly concussed football players sent back out on to the field this season, and those medical professionals clearly don't have their patient's best interests in mind...

Wow. Look at you. All diagnosing head injury and sh*t without so much as getting of the couch to change television channels.


You didn't see Tom Savage?  Is that a thing your body does when everything's A-Ok?
 
2018-01-13 02:43:03 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: This is what an ACTUAL Statement looks like.

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Yeah we aren't going to see anything like that for Trump.
 
2018-01-13 02:44:23 AM  

little big man: His personal doctor said he was overweight, taking cholesterol pills, but was "in excellent health".  I guess 'excellent' in that context means a shark hasn't ripped off his leg or something.

it's 'excellent' that he is still paying me

 
2018-01-13 02:45:19 AM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: little big man: His personal doctor said he was overweight, taking cholesterol pills, but was "in excellent health".  I guess 'excellent' in that context means a shark hasn't ripped off his leg or something.

it's 'excellent' that he is still paying me


godfarkingdamnit
 
2018-01-13 02:47:41 AM  
It's said that "President" Trump doesn't drink alcohol.

(1) Does the normal world think this is in fact true?

(2) If it is true, could that counteract any of the unhealthy stuff he's doing to himself?
 
2018-01-13 02:52:46 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: It's said that "President" Trump doesn't drink alcohol.

(1) Does the normal world think this is in fact true?

(2) If it is true, could that counteract any of the unhealthy stuff he's doing to himself?


Could be a medical condition that prevents him from drinking, like Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Would explain the sundowning and a few other symptoms.
 
2018-01-13 02:54:21 AM  
I hope no one had to do a colonoscopy. You know there's no chance in hell Trump would follow the prep instructions in the slightest.
 
2018-01-13 03:01:47 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: It's said that "President" Trump doesn't drink alcohol.

(1) Does the normal world think this is in fact true?


I believe him about not consuming alcohol. Other substances...
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