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(Daily Mail)   Leaks indicate Julian Assange's Ecuadorian citizenship offer actually an effort to purge lingering stank from embassy. Julian doesn't bathe "unless the people around him force him into the shower"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-12 07:27:28 PM  
Seems appropriate, we all assumed Assange was a piece of shiat anyway.
 
2018-01-12 08:18:26 PM  
I'm sure he thinks all the faucets are tapped.
 
2018-01-12 08:18:41 PM  
Oh..........ICK.
 
2018-01-12 09:57:43 PM  
Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

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2018-01-12 10:47:56 PM  
That guy is taking one weird turn on Earth.
 
2018-01-12 10:53:16 PM  
Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.
 
2018-01-12 10:55:51 PM  

randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.


One would think that your 2012 presidential candidate being right on the nose about Russia would make you happy, but no...

You have to try to deflect from what assange is actually doing to your party.

Sucks to be you.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:44 PM  
Am I the only one who hopes he has to live in the embassy the rest of his life, like a stinky, short haired Rapunzel?
 
TWX
2018-01-12 11:02:48 PM  
I've read that their embassy is basically a unit in a fairly nice apartment block. It's small. Having him there is probably like having a shut-in roommate in one's house or apartment that won't go outside, and after awhile stops caring about things like bathing because of the mental illness associated with being a shut-in for a long period of time.

It's also why they can't manage to customize a car and hide him in the dashboard or something to get him out the embassy gates unnoticed, there is no internal parking. He can't even reach a car unobserved. Hell, even the hallway outside the apartment isn't part of the embassy, he can't go out and get the paper or check the mail.
 
2018-01-12 11:03:51 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:08:51 PM  
Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.
 
2018-01-12 11:11:42 PM  

slackananda: Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

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We had this woman in my classes in college and I can still remember just how gross she smelled.  It got so bad there was a moat of chairs between her and everyone else and I didn't eat lunch before class.  She was also the head of the science fiction and comic club which is why I walked into one meeting and never went back despite the large library of books they had.

I have never met anyone else who was so much the stereotype of a fat, greasy, smelly nerd.  Actually I have never met another human who even slightly approached this woman.
 
2018-01-12 11:22:51 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.


Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads
 
2018-01-12 11:27:57 PM  

interstellar_tedium: slackananda: Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

[img.fark.net image 500x667]

We had this woman in my classes in college and I can still remember just how gross she smelled.  It got so bad there was a moat of chairs between her and everyone else and I didn't eat lunch before class.  She was also the head of the science fiction and comic club which is why I walked into one meeting and never went back despite the large library of books they had.

I have never met anyone else who was so much the stereotype of a fat, greasy, smelly nerd.  Actually I have never met another human who even slightly approached this woman.


Reminds me of the time I was working as a tutor for a recording (music studio) class and noticed a very strong odor as I was working with a couple women.  Eventually, I realized it was coming from the one at the mixer.  Her lab partner realized it, too, and gave me the head nod and nose wrinkle towards the other woman like I'm supposed to say something about it.  I gave her the oh-hell-no head shake and the she's-your-lab-partner head tilt and eyebrow lift.  This went on for a few minutes, then the other woman said, "I know we're not supposed to eat in here but I'm starving."  She pulled a grilled tuna sandwich out of the backpack under her chair.  Rarely have I been so happy to see a stinky sandwich.
 
2018-01-12 11:38:07 PM  
Wikireeks.
 
2018-01-12 11:41:33 PM  
A hygienically challenged wannabe hacker? I am shocked. Shocked, I tells ya.
 
2018-01-12 11:41:33 PM  

Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads


Oh, please, do tell how pirating and posting the text for "Fire and Fury" is whistleblowing.

I'll wait.
 
2018-01-12 11:45:00 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm sure he thinks all the faucets are tapped.


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2018-01-12 11:46:47 PM  

randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.


Assange started out with a decent premise to show the sausage being made behind governmental doors....but then quickly showed he could be corrupted and bought by those governments and post one-side and fake information and lost all credibility and sanity.
 
2018-01-12 11:51:51 PM  

Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads


What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.
 
2018-01-12 11:53:35 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.


My fantasy is to have Daily Fail, Assange, Breitbart, and Steve Bannon all fighting each other.
 
2018-01-12 11:57:08 PM  
he's going nuts from being a prisoner there
 
2018-01-12 11:58:58 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 12:05:06 AM  

jtown: Reminds me of the time I was working as a tutor for a recording (music studio) class and noticed a very strong odor as I was working with a couple women.  Eventually, I realized it was coming from the one at the mixer.  Her lab partner realized it, too, and gave me the head nod and nose wrinkle towards the other woman like I'm supposed to say something about it.  I gave her the oh-hell-no head shake and the she's-your-lab-partner head tilt and eyebrow lift.  This went on for a few minutes, then the other woman said, "I know we're not supposed to eat in here but I'm starving."  She pulled a grilled tuna sandwich out of the backpack under her chair.  Rarely have I been so happy to see a stinky sandwich.


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2018-01-13 12:10:19 AM  
I didn't know that Julian was trying for French citizenship...
 
TWX
2018-01-13 12:10:59 AM  

OhioUGrad: randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.

Assange started out with a decent premise to show the sausage being made behind governmental doors....but then quickly showed he could be corrupted and bought by those governments and post one-side and fake information and lost all credibility and sanity.


I'm no Assange apologist, I can see some good in what he has put up on the web, some bad, and it sounds like he's a bit of a rat-fink face-to-face but that it took some peculiar laws on the nature of consent that Sweden had in order to get him on anything, but I have to wonder if some of what he's done has been because of his effective incarceration, or how much control or influence he has over his website anymore versus someone else or someones else using it.
 
TWX
2018-01-13 12:12:31 AM  

Begoggle: Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.

My fantasy is to have Daily Fail, Assange, Breitbart, and Steve Bannon all fighting each other.


Well one of them's a corpse, one of them's soon to be a corpse by the look of him, and one of them went straight to spectre without actually dying.
 
2018-01-13 12:14:29 AM  
What I don't get is why they haven't just shipped him out in a diplomatic bag.
 
2018-01-13 12:24:16 AM  

DarkVader: What I don't get is why they haven't just shipped him out in a diplomatic bag.


They're probably trying to not lose face, despite Assange shiatting on their allies, which is why they want to get rid of him.

Seriously, he looks like the about least smelly person in the world. I'd hold that against him perhaps, because that goes along with his kinda creepy wibe, but, of course, the Daily Fail, has decided that someone who looks the headstar from Pretty Woman, smells.
 
2018-01-13 12:29:20 AM  
Dirty Democrat Lying Central
 
2018-01-13 12:29:33 AM  

interstellar_tedium: slackananda: ...

I have never met anyone else who was so much the stereotype of a fat, greasy, smelly nerd.  Actually I have never met another human who even slightly approached this woman.


Oh but don't stop there; describe for us in detail all the odoriferous nuances that we may vicariously partake in your misery.
 
2018-01-13 12:29:34 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.

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One of these two were nicknamed "the One Who Smells", the other was a subject of a Daily Fail article, that completely ignores why Equador is trying to rid of Assange, without loosing face.
 
2018-01-13 12:38:16 AM  

stoli n coke: A hygienically challenged wannabe hacker? I am shocked. Shocked, I tells ya.


The hell of it is, Assange is no wannabe. Before he went off the deep end, he really was a respected computer-security researcher. Some of the code he wrote remains in use to this day.

How the mighty have fallen. Perhaps the Ecuadorian embassy should offer him good boy points that he can redeem for tendies. Maybe that would get him to shower?
 
2018-01-13 12:39:51 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?


You have put an inordinate amount of thought into Julian Assange's physcal appearance and grooming
 
2018-01-13 12:57:16 AM  

thorpe: Ketchuponsteak: Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

You have put an inordinate amount of thought into Julian Assange's physcal appearance and grooming


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1o-N​W​NmQLM

No more than I have about how many Swedish girls I may or may not have consensual sex with.
 
2018-01-13 01:20:19 AM  

interstellar_tedium: slackananda: Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

[img.fark.net image 500x667]

We had this woman in my classes in college and I can still remember just how gross she smelled.  It got so bad there was a moat of chairs between her and everyone else and I didn't eat lunch before class.  She was also the head of the science fiction and comic club which is why I walked into one meeting and never went back despite the large library of books they had.

I have never met anyone else who was so much the stereotype of a fat, greasy, smelly nerd.  Actually I have never met another human who even slightly approached this woman.


In my early IT days I worked with a young, well-dressed, otherwise educated young man who believed that, since he was a vegetarian, he didn't have any body odor, and therefore bathed only weekly and didn't use deodorant. He insisted that we were playing a hoax on him through all 3 HR visits before they fired him.
 
2018-01-13 01:37:29 AM  

fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.


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2018-01-13 01:39:26 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.


They are not the only ones carrying this story.
 
2018-01-13 01:52:27 AM  

fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.


I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-a​m​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft
 
2018-01-13 02:08:12 AM  
I've heard stories of people in the Army getting a "brush party" when people get tired of their poor hygiene. Basically a bunch of guys drag him to the showers with a bucket, a bunch of soap and toilet/srcrub brushes. It's not a gentle cleaning either.
 
2018-01-13 06:13:28 AM  

TWX: OhioUGrad: randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.

Assange started out with a decent premise to show the sausage being made behind governmental doors....but then quickly showed he could be corrupted and bought by those governments and post one-side and fake information and lost all credibility and sanity.

I'm no Assange apologist, I can see some good in what he has put up on the web, some bad, and it sounds like he's a bit of a rat-fink face-to-face but that it took some peculiar laws on the nature of consent that Sweden had in order to get him on anything, but I have to wonder if some of what he's done has been because of his effective incarceration, or how much control or influence he has over his website anymore versus someone else or someones else using it.


He certainly hasn't helped himself in his "press conferences" and statements, and actions if that's the case.
 
2018-01-13 07:24:22 AM  
Voiceofreason01:

You just believed the Daily Fail.

Go directly to FAIL.
Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 dollars.
 
2018-01-13 08:49:33 AM  

fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.


Threadwinner right there.
 
2018-01-13 09:01:14 AM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.

I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-am​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft


You know who was the sole source of that story? Ted himself, in an interview with a stoned "High Times" reporter in 1977.  Turns out he actually got a student deferment, then a physical one.

His band played several public gigs during the time he claims to have smelled disgusting, no one has ever confirmed the story.  Including his former bandmates.

Conclusion: Ted was being Ted, talking out his ass as usual.  You can't actually trust anything the guy says.  Good or bad.
 
2018-01-13 09:19:51 AM  

interstellar_tedium: slackananda: Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

[img.fark.net image 500x667]

We had this woman in my classes in college and I can still remember just how gross she smelled.  It got so bad there was a moat of chairs between her and everyone else and I didn't eat lunch before class.  She was also the head of the science fiction and comic club which is why I walked into one meeting and never went back despite the large library of books they had.

I have never met anyone else who was so much the stereotype of a fat, greasy, smelly nerd.  Actually I have never met another human who even slightly approached this woman.


Is she a secret telepath?  She sounds similar to a character Spider Robinson created in his book Very Bad Deaths

/No, because that character wouldn't have joined a club
 
TWX
2018-01-13 10:25:00 AM  

dittybopper: Do you know the way to Mordor: fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.

I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-am​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft

You know who was the sole source of that story? Ted himself, in an interview with a stoned "High Times" reporter in 1977.  Turns out he actually got a student deferment, then a physical one.

His band played several public gigs during the time he claims to have smelled disgusting, no one has ever confirmed the story.  Including his former bandmates.

Conclusion: Ted was being Ted, talking out his ass as usual.  You can't actually trust anything the guy says.  Good or bad.


Wouldn't coming in like that have a decent chance of leading to a physical deferrment? The draft-board kicking the can down the road to the next draft board because they don't want to deal with him even though he doesn't seem like he's actually crazy?
 
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