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(Firehouse)   PETA rewards firefighters for rescuing cow from frozen pond. Fark: With 'Vegan' jerky   ( firehouse.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 10:58:14 PM  
12 votes:
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2018-01-12 11:08:37 PM  
9 votes:
I think the hardest part about being a Vegan is not being able to have any pudding.
2018-01-12 09:54:11 PM  
9 votes:
Next time let the cow drown. Then you can have steaks.
2018-01-12 08:52:05 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-01-12 11:56:35 PM  
6 votes:

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2018-01-12 11:48:18 PM  
5 votes:
Vegan jerky... So a fruit roll-up?
2018-01-12 11:10:14 PM  
5 votes:
What vegan jerky looks like:

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2018-01-12 11:09:01 PM  
4 votes:
The firefighters should take a picture of them eating a jerky sandwich with cheese and mayo and send that back to PETA.
2018-01-12 11:49:26 PM  
3 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Look, if you want to be Vegan, that's fine.  But if you don't want to eat meat, quit making fake meat out of vegetable matter.  It just tells me that you're not quite as committed to your philosophy as you claim.

Vegan's eating "meat" is cultural appropriation.
2018-01-13 04:48:55 AM  
2 votes:
Vegan jerky?  Made from real vegans?

I mean, I'm not generally into cannibalism, but I could make an exception for vegans, I guess.
2018-01-12 11:50:12 PM  
2 votes:

zeroflight222: Vegan jerky... So a fruit roll-up?

i was thinking used rope
2018-01-12 11:15:06 PM  
2 votes:
They gave them some vegan jerky and a book about veganism.

Nothing like being 'rewarded' with a religious tract...
2018-01-12 11:14:57 PM  
2 votes:
Could have given them anything else, trail-mix, vegan protein bars, heck, even a nice basket of vegetables. It's just that the thought of vegetable jerky sounds awful; you'll get some mush that doesn't have the consistency of jerky, or something that has the consistency of jerky but has so much fiber it's offending to the tastebuds.
2018-01-12 10:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
Next they'll teach a lion to eat only tofu.
2018-01-12 10:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
Veganism is such a fraud. Vegans spend so much time in the produce section that they think that this is somehow a virtue in and of itself.

But if you're not eating organic and supporting fair trade, you're just contributing to Big Agriculture, and you're still farking the planet.

Yes, eat vegetables, but do it in a socially responsible manner.
2018-01-13 12:52:16 AM  
1 vote:
P.E.T.A.=people eating tasty animals
2018-01-13 12:14:50 AM  
1 vote:
That will teach them.
2018-01-12 11:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't even comment on any of these vegan threads, if vegans didn't proselytize like evangelical christians...
2018-01-12 11:18:51 PM  
1 vote:
"delicious vegan jerky"
Isn't that like matter and anti-matter colliding?
2018-01-12 11:16:25 PM  
1 vote:

Non Sequitur Man: What vegan jerky looks like:

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I went backpacking with a vegan once. He offered everyone some Tofurky Jerky when we stopped for a rest. It looked and smelled like a smashed dog turd. He did not get any takers. We also spotted him using Burt's Bees lipbalm on that trip, which contains honey, and is decidedly non-vegan. He was also wearing leather boots.
2018-01-12 11:11:18 PM  
1 vote:
self-freezing beef is a start, but it still needs to grind itself into patties
2018-01-12 11:00:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Wow. Uh... thanks. I... guess." *tosses dried plant in garbage*
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