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(Huffington Post)   Trump Had lawyEr Pay adult film actrEss $130,000 to kEep Trump's sexuAl hookuP from prESs meRE dAys before the eLection   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 04:23:36 PM  
THEPEETAPESREAL

/golf clap
 
2018-01-12 04:33:31 PM  
WTF is a peeta pes real?
 
2018-01-12 04:34:30 PM  

pwners_manual: THEPEETAPESREAL

/golf clap


Ahhh, the first 'T' got me since it's Trump's name and the beginning of the sentence.

Thanks, and well done Subby.
 
2018-01-12 04:42:22 PM  

Mr Tarantula: WTF is a peeta pes real?


Peetah just rinsed. Peetah didn't scrub.
 
2018-01-12 04:42:24 PM  
Great. Aaaand now I can't fap to Stormy Daniels anymore. Trump destroys everything!
 
2018-01-12 04:42:50 PM  
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First thing I saw.
 
2018-01-12 04:43:06 PM  
Excellent headline subby. As to the article, let's hope that it's real and the hits keep coming.

Fark trump and his fat ass he came in on.
 
2018-01-12 04:54:56 PM  
This one should go green. I LOL'd.
 
2018-01-12 04:55:45 PM  
This is a pretty good headline but I still think FAKE BOOBS should be the greenlight.
 
2018-01-12 05:00:41 PM  

Erma Gerdd: [img.fark.net image 499x501]
First thing I saw.


That reminds me, I need to buy some RC Cola the next time I go grocery shopping.
 
2018-01-12 05:04:13 PM  
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2018-01-12 05:07:09 PM  
Must something something something Kardashian something something something Homer Simpson? Wait, what?

/followed by what Descartes said before he disappeared.
//Nice one, subby.
 
2018-01-12 05:11:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: pwners_manual: THEPEETAPESREAL

/golf clap

Ahhh, the first 'T' got me since it's Trump's name and the beginning of the sentence.

Thanks, and well done Subby.


Yeah, I thought it was spelling out HERPES at first.
 
2018-01-12 05:12:14 PM  
Voted up. Headline of the year contender.
 
2018-01-12 05:14:43 PM  
And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.
 
2018-01-12 05:17:06 PM  

oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.


I hope he was getting his prostate examined when he heard this
 
2018-01-12 05:17:18 PM  

dv-ous: Mr Tarantula: WTF is a peeta pes real?

Peetah just rinsed. Peetah didn't scrub.


If Katniss peed on most farkers, they wouldn't even rinse let alone scrub.
 
2018-01-12 05:17:22 PM  

oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.


I wonder if this would be enough to void the pre-nup and free Melania.
 
2018-01-12 05:17:39 PM  
And the check didn't bounce?  Wow, I guess Vlad must have made another deposit just in time
 
2018-01-12 05:17:47 PM  
Of all the turd-ness that is Trump, his fetishes are the least concerning IMO.
 
2018-01-12 05:18:04 PM  
Bad day for Donny.

First a prostate exam, and then this leaks out?
 
2018-01-12 05:18:11 PM  
What say you, Christianist Trump voters?
 
2018-01-12 05:18:16 PM  
Oh noes Trump paid for sex.  Shocked what should I do?
 
2018-01-12 05:18:21 PM  

STDMan69: oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.

I hope he was getting his prostate examined when he heard this


Nah, Paul Ryan visited *yesterday*
 
2018-01-12 05:18:30 PM  
Hell; I don't know why he bothered. I could care less (at least he paid her and probably agreed to some farking terms beforehand for a change) and I doubt it would have hurt him at all. Should have worn that shiat like a badge of honor
 
2018-01-12 05:18:42 PM  

oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.



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2018-01-12 05:18:54 PM  
This would be a scandal but by Trump standards, it is the Kiddy Pool of sleaze and crime.

Tell me something from the Deep End of the Trump Cesspool.

Or some gossip from the Hot Tub or Sauna.

You know it is there. You know you wanna.
 
2018-01-12 05:18:55 PM  
HotY

we're done folks
 
2018-01-12 05:19:18 PM  
I'm sure that there are some rich Democrats who would send Trump a check for 130,000 and release it on Pornhub
 
2018-01-12 05:19:25 PM  

King Something: Erma Gerdd: [img.fark.net image 499x501]
First thing I saw.

That reminds me, I need to buy some RC Cola the next time I go grocery shopping.


Moonpies?
 
2018-01-12 05:19:35 PM  
Donny shiathole should just own up to all the crazy crap he did to steal the election.
That'll totally happen.
Bwaaahahahhaaa
 
2018-01-12 05:19:46 PM  

Old Smokie: Oh noes Trump paid for sex.  Shocked what should I do?


Alert The Family. What else?
 
2018-01-12 05:20:23 PM  
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2018-01-12 05:21:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: pwners_manual: THEPEETAPESREAL

/golf clap

Ahhh, the first 'T' got me since it's Trump's name and the beginning of the sentence.

Thanks, and well done Subby.


Yeah, it was giving me a headache, mostly because I wasn't sure about what was capitalized because it was supposed to be, and what was because it was part of the code. Luckily, someone solved it for me, and subby did a great job here.
 
2018-01-12 05:21:06 PM  

STDMan69: oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.

I hope he was getting his prostate examined when he heard this


If that's the case, the doctor(Admiral) likely lost his finger..
 
2018-01-12 05:21:20 PM  
Fake news.
 
2018-01-12 05:21:47 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: What say you, Christianist Trump voters?


Obviously this evil vixen (aka woman) stalked our most presidential of presidents and raped him on the golf course. He then paid her $10,000 so she could go get help for her evil vixen ways.

Why what did you read in to this?
 
2018-01-12 05:21:48 PM  
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2018-01-12 05:21:52 PM  
Melania.... here is your chance...
Take Barron and run the fark away now.
Do it.
 
2018-01-12 05:21:54 PM  
Consider the source.
 
2018-01-12 05:21:59 PM  
Over the years there's been a few adult film actresses I'd pay for an encounter with.
She isn't one of them.
 
2018-01-12 05:22:18 PM  
That girl has more gum than a flipped over school desk.
 
2018-01-12 05:22:44 PM  

Catlenfell: I'm sure that there are some rich Democrats who would send Trump a check for 130,000 and release it on Pornhub


Well - GOOD. Donny Dumphole is currently trying to edit the 1st amendment since that tell-all book came out last week. Can you believe that balls on that stupid motherfarker?
 
2018-01-12 05:22:48 PM  

wichitaleaf: Fake news.


Fake comment.
 
2018-01-12 05:22:49 PM  
Porn "star"
 
2018-01-12 05:23:03 PM  

Catlenfell: I'm sure that there are some rich Democrats who would send Trump a check for 130,000 and release it on Pornhub


That would be great if someone did do that to nullify the NDA... And she spilled the dirt, then filed assault charges.
 
2018-01-12 05:23:14 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: What say you, Christianist Trump voters?


At least we know he's not a homo or a dude taking a wizz with my daughter.

He's like St. Paul. And St. Paul was an asshole too. Doesn't mean they aren't both saints.

Too bad Goliath didn't kick David's butt. Oh well, can't win them all.

Lots daughters got Lot drunk then raped him. This is a good story about a hero. Ivanka should rape her dad.

You know, the important things Christians believe in.
 
2018-01-12 05:23:21 PM  
whose stage name is Stormy Daniels

Looks like (golden) showers.
 
2018-01-12 05:23:40 PM  

Redh8t: STDMan69: oldernell: And I don't think donnie is gong to have a fun weekend.

I hope he was getting his prostate examined when he heard this

If that's the case, the doctor(Admiral) likely lost his finger..


Trump is NOT tight butthole

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2018-01-12 05:23:52 PM  

wichitaleaf: Porn "star"


"Comment"
 
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