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(Inc)   New study determines all Farkers are psychopaths   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, psychopaths, Psychopathy, psychopathic tendencies, scientifically validated traits, long list, destructive psychopaths, Cornell Chronicle write-up, resident office jerk  
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2018-01-12 06:15:01 PM  
Have I mentioned I'm really rich? Now if you'll excuse me I've got to grab 'em by the pussy while enjoying this most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.
2018-01-12 06:59:34 PM  
Hah! Masturbation is not sex.

Nice 👏 try 👏 there!
2018-01-12 07:02:39 PM  
I have 2 out of column A and one out of column B, therefore I am only semipsychotic.

Suck you hungry, horny money grubbers!
2018-01-12 07:45:01 PM  
No I just don't like you.
2018-01-12 10:15:38 PM  
I knew chefs were psychotic.
2018-01-12 10:16:46 PM  
subby: new study

article source: 2011

2018-01-12 10:17:05 PM  
Well, duh.
2018-01-12 10:17:59 PM  
I think about food and sex all the time.  Wish I had more money
2018-01-12 10:19:03 PM  
That just goes without saying, subby.
2018-01-12 10:20:26 PM  
I'm not a psychopath.  I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
2018-01-12 10:22:15 PM  
Woohoo! As a fat guy, I'm only 33.3% psychopath.
2018-01-12 10:22:52 PM  
So, psychopaths are single young people with lousy jobs and a strong appetite?
2018-01-12 10:26:58 PM  
So banging a turkey on your kitchen counter and leaving a $20 on the toaster oven you're done is wrong? Should I not have done that?
2018-01-12 10:27:08 PM  
No, I'm just cranky.
2018-01-12 10:27:57 PM  
The one psychopathic trait I have is being a nightowl, otherwise I am bland and boring as can be
2018-01-12 10:29:28 PM  
Hey!  What the sex is going on sex in this thread sex?  Butthole!
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