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2018-01-12 09:29:00 PM  
55 votes:
Sure, we can all laugh, but some kid's going to end up with Downy's Syndrome.
2018-01-12 08:40:42 PM  
29 votes:
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2018-01-12 09:52:31 PM  
16 votes:
Not much to cheer about in this article...kids with nothing to gain, putting themselves in high wisk situations.
2018-01-12 09:46:06 PM  
14 votes:
like 30 years ago i knew this person, he left an eighth of some KB in a pair of jeans. his mom came into his room and got the jeans to wash them. so after washing and drying the sack in the pocket of silver tab levi jeans the kid figures out the weed was in the jeans and had been washed. the kid was furious. he thought maybe the weed wasn't affected by the detergent, so he tried smoking it. it was ruined and was unsmokable. don't try ingesting laundry detergent. that stuff made me sick.
2018-01-12 09:58:29 PM  
7 votes:
At least they Tide doing what they loved.
2018-01-12 10:16:37 PM  
6 votes:
I'm glad my kids have enough sense to only eat stuff from the kitchen.  Like dishwasher pods
2018-01-12 09:35:30 PM  
6 votes:
What's wrong with these kids?  Can't they just take crack like I did?
2018-01-12 10:32:05 PM  
5 votes:
Late to the party. This has been on 'Barleywine is Life' for weeks

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2018-01-12 10:27:08 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-12 10:24:53 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-01-12 09:50:23 PM  
4 votes:
There's a BIG difference between OxyClean and Oxycontin.
Don't ingest too much of the OxyClean or they won't have enough to get your burial clothes nice and clean.
2018-01-12 09:49:17 PM  
4 votes:
Farking kids won't eat gluten but they'll eat farking laundry soap.
2018-01-13 12:44:46 AM  
3 votes:
Comet -- it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet -- it tastes like gasoline.
Comet -- it makes you vomit,
So take some Comet and vomit today!

(Tune: "Hitler has only got one ball")
2018-01-12 10:25:54 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-01-12 08:25:11 PM  
3 votes:
An ingested Tide lifts all boats
2018-01-12 07:05:33 PM  
3 votes:
I do my laundry with this

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Is that OK still?
2018-01-13 12:25:23 AM  
2 votes:
I'll stick to an old favorite!

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/...from my cold dead hands!
//I hate the taste of soap!
///Now get off of my lawn!
2018-01-12 11:00:39 PM  
2 votes:
so.. how long before tide pods are illegal in 7 states?
2018-01-12 10:11:00 PM  
2 votes:
Of course you don't eat laundry detergent; your lower intestine is dry-clean only. Dumbasses.
2018-01-12 10:01:42 PM  
2 votes:
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Principal Skinner trying to figure out which laundry pods taste the best.
2018-01-12 09:52:12 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-01-12 09:42:26 PM  
2 votes:
Due to the wonders of the internet--I have it on good authority that people under 18 are:

drinking less alcohol
smoking less weed
smoking less tobacco
having less sex

So, they're stealing grandma's pain medication and eating laundry products....
at least they're not sneaking Marlboros and drinking Bud Light.
2018-01-14 12:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-13 01:06:35 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, this is even worse than that time teenagers were ritually sacrificing people as part of their Satanic "D&D" cult.
2018-01-13 12:18:14 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-12 10:12:33 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: Argh. It's a JOKE. This is Jenkum all over again. No, adults, teenagers are not really eating Tide Pods. They're using them as part of a silly meme. What you see in the memes and videos is not reality. No normal teenagers are actually eating laundry detergent.

I knew the guy who did the Jenkem thing, and yes he was dumb enough to do it , and yes he did do it. shiathuffer we called him. There were many lulz and sciences made from Pickwick's research. And then someone from the thread sent it to a sheriff's office and then many lulz were had and an Internet star was born.

It was absolutely glorious.

/he did not get high
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