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2018-01-12 03:51:51 PM  
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2018-01-12 07:04:26 PM  
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2018-01-12 08:04:18 PM  
Shoot the hostage?
 
2018-01-12 08:12:55 PM  
That's some Han saving Lando from the sarlacc level marksmanship.

/Why yes I just rewatched Return of the Jedi, why do you ask?
 
2018-01-12 08:24:10 PM  
Must have been a rare white elk.
 
2018-01-12 08:30:53 PM  
beats getting gored i guess
 
2018-01-12 08:34:54 PM  
Antler? Check article

Antlers
 
2018-01-12 08:36:01 PM  

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damn, beat me to it
 
2018-01-12 09:11:39 PM  
Seems like a good plan.  Elk shed antlers every year, I believe, so what he has left will fall out, new ones will grow for next winter.
 
2018-01-12 09:30:18 PM  
"The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.
 
2018-01-12 09:44:19 PM  

serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.


He's smarter than you. He'll be alright.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:11 PM  
Game wardens are badasses
 
2018-01-12 11:28:34 PM  

serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.


Make sure you're not confusing elk (wild cuadroped), with an Elk (B.P.O.E., meets once a month with others of its ilk for coffee, carrot cake, and inappropriate laughter).
 
2018-01-13 12:27:12 AM  

joepennerlives: serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.

Make sure you're not confusing elk (wild cuadroped), with an Elk (B.P.O.E., meets once a month with others of its ilk for coffee, carrot cake, and inappropriate laughter).


LOL, did some elks rub you the wrong way?
 
2018-01-13 12:40:02 AM  

uber humper: joepennerlives: serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.

Make sure you're not confusing elk (wild cuadroped), with an Elk (B.P.O.E., meets once a month with others of its ilk for coffee, carrot cake, and inappropriate laughter).

LOL, did some elks rub you the wrong way?


I'd only be Lion if I answered.
 
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2018-01-13 12:48:32 AM  

uber humper: LOL, did some elks rub you the wrong way?


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2018-01-13 01:13:27 AM  

joepennerlives: uber humper: joepennerlives: serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.

Make sure you're not confusing elk (wild cuadroped), with an Elk (B.P.O.E., meets once a month with others of its ilk for coffee, carrot cake, and inappropriate laughter).

LOL, did some elks rub you the wrong way?

I'd only be Lion if I answered.


lol

I toast you like a master
 
2018-01-13 01:42:02 AM  
That's Anne Elk, (Miss)
 
2018-01-13 10:08:41 AM  
Tranquilizer dart? Untangle him?
Now the poor thing is as deaf as a post and most of his defenses are centered on listening for twigs cracking in the distance.
 
2018-01-13 10:53:54 AM  

Washiata County-based Game Warden Josey Branch


More like Josey Wales, amirite??
 
2018-01-13 12:05:46 PM  
by shooting off both of the bull's antlers.

Hey good idea. Leave him completely defenseless so he can be killed by other bulls when the rut starts
 
2018-01-13 12:18:57 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Washiata County-based Game Warden Josey Branch


More like Josey Wales, amirite??


You better believe that who he was named after. I'm guessing he's about 41 years old.
 
2018-01-13 02:33:44 PM  

abhorrent1: by shooting off both of the bull's antlers.

Hey good idea. Leave him completely defenseless so he can be killed by other bulls when the rut starts


Rut's over... Has been for months.

Even if it weren't, the now antlerless elk would de-ass the area pretty quickly once another male showed up.

Elk grow new antlers every year, or did you not know that?  This guy was probably a month from losing those anyway.
 
2018-01-13 04:48:45 PM  

joepennerlives: serfdood: "The bull then made his escape and will hopefully live on to become older and wiser."

If I understand natural selection correctly, and I'm pretty sure I don't, the elk will do the very same thing the next year hoping some game warden will come along and free him.  In the meantime he's sired several more little elks just as stupid as he is.

Make sure you're not confusing elk (wild cuadroped), with an Elk (B.P.O.E., meets once a month with others of its ilk for coffee, carrot cake, and inappropriate laughter).


Only Elks I know are in it for the cheap bar.
 
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