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(NYPost) Boobies Mobsters rounded up and arraigned: "Grumpy," "Porky," "Al Muscles," "Joe Valet," "Joey Blue Eyes" and "Boobsie." Wait, "Boobsie"? Really?   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 03:06:50 PM  
6 votes:
I have a feeling that the mob guys with the cute names are coldest, most evil motherfarkers that you could find.

Someone with the nick name "Boobsie" would probably shoot you in the face without hesitation.
2018-01-12 03:03:10 PM  
4 votes:
Big Pussy has frowns on your shenanigans.

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2018-01-12 02:53:11 PM  
2 votes:
And yet no Ghost Dog.
2018-01-12 02:52:37 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, we have no Bonannos.
2018-01-12 02:27:41 PM  
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2018-01-12 03:22:02 PM  
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2018-01-12 03:21:32 PM  
1 vote:
I'm married into a family of old Irish bookies and smart guys. In my experience, the sillier the nickname, the more serious the character. Two of the most intimidating fellows I've met: "Sidewalk" and "Ladle."
2018-01-12 03:07:22 PM  
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2018-01-12 03:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
It's 2018, they must be running out of nicknames.
2018-01-12 02:57:15 PM  
1 vote:
First thing I thought of...
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2018-01-12 02:54:10 PM  
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Is this her?
2018-01-12 02:53:35 PM  
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Marcus Aurelius: Eugene "Boobsie" Castelle was allegedly on loan from the Lucchese crime family

I thought they only did that in soccer.

It's Italy, every crime family has a soccer team, and every soccer team is owned by a crime family. Especially AC Milan.

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2018-01-12 02:53:00 PM  
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2018-01-12 02:28:31 PM  
1 vote:
I want to see pictures of this 'Boobsie'. I hope it is a female, and that hers our gigantic thus earning the name.
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