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(KPTV Portland)   Thieves steal a 400-pound ramp from a business in NE Portland. That will buy a lot of Sloe Gin Fizzes   ( kptv.com) divider line
    More: Strange, 400-pound aluminum ramp, East Side Van, northeast Portland location, Northeast Airport Way, Crime, KPTV-KPDX Broadcasting Corporation, Portland Police Bureau, debit card  
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2018-01-12 03:51:26 PM  
15 votes:
Most people don't have the inclination to be a ramp thief.
2018-01-12 09:07:46 PM  
3 votes:

The Derp Stops Here: jtown: BumpInTheNight: If the ramp costs 1K the company, and it weighs 400lbs, but allunimuminuhmm can fetch 3$/lb...my math must be failing me here because this sounds like a couple of well-to-do venture capitalists freeing wealth from this obviously financially illiterate business owner.

Math is hard.

If two people made off with it, it doesn't weigh 400 pounds.

Two people could easily make off with 400lb.


Aluminum is a lightweight metal
400 lbs of iron would be way heavier
2018-01-12 06:12:35 PM  
3 votes:

FDR Jones: Thenixon: Is this.. I .. an onion? In the cocktail? That doesn't sound like a good idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibson_(​cocktail)


Reminds me of when I learned what a salty dog is.  It's a greyhound with salt on the rim.  And a greyhound is vodka and grapefruit juice.  So I guess a salty dog is a drink for people who think vodka and grapefruit juice isn't quite disgusting enough.
2018-01-12 06:49:14 PM  
1 vote:
I used to love sloe gin fizzles when I was a kid!

My mom wasn't the best parent.
2018-01-12 06:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what they're up to?
2018-01-12 05:29:09 PM  
1 vote:
If the ramp costs 1K the company, and it weighs 400lbs, but allunimuminuhmm can fetch 3$/lb...my math must be failing me here because this sounds like a couple of well-to-do venture capitalists freeing wealth from this obviously financially illiterate business owner.

bearded clamorer: Most people don't have the inclination to be a ramp thief.


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2018-01-12 05:26:41 PM  
1 vote:

Solid State Vittles: I don't get it.

/live in Portland


steal ramp, sell it for scrap, buy meth
 
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