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(Bangor Daily News)   "We have received reports that highly addictive substances will soon be circulating in our area ...This 'Cookie Cartel' s run primarily by young girls who lure you in with a good cause story"   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 10:38:13 AM  
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2018-01-12 10:51:55 AM  
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2018-01-12 10:52:42 AM  
Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.
 
2018-01-12 10:53:41 AM  
Little Money Grubbing Bitches
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2018-01-12 10:54:51 AM  
Are they made from real Girl scouts?
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2018-01-12 10:54:57 AM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.


Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...
 
2018-01-12 10:56:37 AM  
Proceeds will be used to finance their political action committee to further their cause.  And I, for one, do not want to go through life wearing a lawfully required sash with my accomplishments clumsily stitch on it.

Very, very few accomplishments
"Ha ha!  Look at that guy.  Point and laugh!" says the guy on the bus with his full sash including the probably fake "Pleasured a woman" badge.
 
2018-01-12 10:57:13 AM  

FuLinHyu: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.

Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...



My shameful moment.

Chopping up some Samoas, putting them in a bowl, pouring in some milk, and eating the greatest cereal every created.
 
2018-01-12 10:57:23 AM  
I'm not addicted!  I can quit anytime I want.
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I just don't want to.
 
2018-01-12 11:00:52 AM  
young girls

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2018-01-12 11:01:43 AM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.


They come in single serving sleeves for a reason!

I passed on Girl Scout cookies this year.  I was quite proud of myself... then I went into the kitchen and baked some homemade chocolate peppermint cookies, but only a half batch, and I did manage to make it last two days.

/Baby steps.
 
2018-01-12 11:02:17 AM  

The_Sponge: FuLinHyu: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.

Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...


My shameful moment.

Chopping up some Samoas, putting them in a bowl, pouring in some milk, and eating the greatest cereal every created.


That sounds .... DELICIOUS!
 
2018-01-12 11:03:43 AM  
The really aggressive cookie pimps:

You buy some before you walk into a grocery store, and then they ask you again when you walk out...and I always chuckle when the mom whispers "You already asked him."

/Usually donate the cookies to Operation Cookie Drop.
//My ass is already too fat.
 
2018-01-12 11:05:36 AM  

FuLinHyu: The_Sponge: FuLinHyu: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.

Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...


My shameful moment.

Chopping up some Samoas, putting them in a bowl, pouring in some milk, and eating the greatest cereal every created.

That sounds .... DELICIOUS!


IIRC, I did it back in high school for a late night snack.  My Dad came downstairs, looked at what I created, and shook his head.

/Damn it.
//Now I want to try it again.
 
2018-01-12 11:06:05 AM  

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Satisfied.
 
2018-01-12 11:11:19 AM  
I always try to say something nice about the moms when I'm buying the Girl Scout cookies.  I mean, they could be home watching cooking or researching sammich making on the internet.  but they are out here, in front of the CVS asking the guy with diabetes medicine if he wants to buy cookies.

"I'll take $20 worth if your mom bends over and gets them out of the box very slowly."
"Oh change from the 20?  Give it to you mom but make her dance for it.  Make her earn it."
 
2018-01-12 11:12:59 AM  
I know this is was meant to be a happy, lighthearted Fark thread, but I just read this twitter thread from my favorite journalist and thought it was poignant. Sorry.

/there but for a lucky shuffle of the genetic dice go we all
 
2018-01-12 11:13:25 AM  

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/2 post combine :)
 
2018-01-12 11:13:40 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I always try to say something nice about the moms when I'm buying the Girl Scout cookies.  I mean, they could be home watching cooking or researching sammich making on the internet.  but they are out here, in front of the CVS asking the guy with diabetes medicine if he wants to buy cookies.

"I'll take $20 worth if your mom bends over and gets them out of the box very slowly."
"Oh change from the 20?  Give it to you mom but make her dance for it.  Make her earn it."


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"You want to sell $20 of cookies the hard way?"
 
2018-01-12 11:14:53 AM  

UncleDirtNap: /2 post combine :)


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Flawless victory.
 
2018-01-12 11:15:20 AM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 400x365]


One of my favorite underrated movies. It doesn't hold up as hilariously as it did when I was 9 years old and bought it on VHS (F*CK I'M OLD), but still an unknown gem.
 
2018-01-12 11:17:52 AM  

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*Applause*

The Life and Times of Tim was AWESOME...it's a shame that it only lasted a few seasons.
 
2018-01-12 11:19:07 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I always try to say something nice about the moms when I'm buying the Girl Scout cookies.  I mean, they could be home watching cooking or researching sammich making on the internet.  but they are out here, in front of the CVS asking the guy with diabetes medicine if he wants to buy cookies.

"I'll take $20 worth if your mom bends over and gets them out of the box very slowly."
"Oh change from the 20?  Give it to you mom but make her dance for it.  Make her earn it."



I have an idea:

In the Seattle area, we have bikini and lingerie latte stands...so have the MILFS sell the cookies in that attire, and the girls can stay home.
 
2018-01-12 11:20:40 AM  
I haven't bought Girl Scout cookies since I was a Brownie.

Not paying $6 for 2 sleeves of cookies. I don't give a shiat what the cause/sob story is.
 
2018-01-12 11:20:46 AM  
You can get cookies that taste the exact same as the mint and peanut butter ones (the only ones that matter anyway) at Dollar General and Wal-Mart --- year round, for like $1.75

/checkmate, Girl Scouts
 
2018-01-12 11:21:38 AM  

phaseolus: I know this is was meant to be a happy, lighthearted Fark thread, but I just read this twitter thread from my favorite journalist and thought it was poignant. Sorry.

/there but for a lucky shuffle of the genetic dice go we all


Get this outta here. Shame.
 
2018-01-12 11:33:32 AM  
This likely is the first time a local Girl Scout troop was referred to in quite that way.

It is not. Trust me on this. Damn pushers show up every time around this part of the year.
 
2018-01-12 11:33:53 AM  
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Let me tell you about this pyramid scheme...
 
2018-01-12 11:41:00 AM  
Meh.
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These are cheaper, available year round, and taste better than the originals since they went "transfat-free"
 
2018-01-12 11:43:45 AM  
In Afghanistan, it's always Girl Scout cookie time.  And the chaplain's office is ground zero.
 
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2018-01-12 11:50:48 AM  

LesserEvil: Meh.
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These are cheaper, available year round, and taste better than the originals since they went "transfat-free"


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2018-01-12 11:51:59 AM  

The_Sponge: FuLinHyu: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.

Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...


My shameful moment.

Chopping up some Samoas, putting them in a bowl, pouring in some milk, and eating the greatest cereal every created.


No shame in that.  You gave me the idea to chop up samoas and mix them into vanilla ice cream
 
2018-01-12 11:52:07 AM  

The_Sponge: FuLinHyu: The_Sponge: FuLinHyu: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Anyone else ever eat a whole box of Girl scout cookies in the car on the way home?  Asking for a friend.

Of course, it was a warm day and I didn't want the Samoas to melt ... both boxes of them...


My shameful moment.

Chopping up some Samoas, putting them in a bowl, pouring in some milk, and eating the greatest cereal every created.

That sounds .... DELICIOUS!

IIRC, I did it back in high school for a late night snack.  My Dad came downstairs, looked at what I created, and shook his head.

/Damn it.
//Now I want to try it again.



Good thing the cartel is coming around again!

/My weakness are the new S'Mores cookies. I've already pre-ordered 4 boxes from my friend's daughter
// My name is The Ice Queen and I am an addict....
/// because it's Friday and I get a 3 day weekend!!!
 
2018-01-12 11:56:05 AM  
Be especially wary of a girl scout that's 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Protozoic era...
 
2018-01-12 11:59:12 AM  

The_Sponge: Harry Freakstorm: I always try to say something nice about the moms when I'm buying the Girl Scout cookies.  I mean, they could be home watching cooking or researching sammich making on the internet.  but they are out here, in front of the CVS asking the guy with diabetes medicine if he wants to buy cookies.

"I'll take $20 worth if your mom bends over and gets them out of the box very slowly."
"Oh change from the 20?  Give it to you mom but make her dance for it.  Make her earn it."


I have an idea:

In the Seattle area, we have bikini and lingerie latte stands...so have the MILFS girls sell the cookies in that attire, and the girls can stay home. police can arrest everyone who shows up.

 
2018-01-12 12:00:15 PM  

BeotchPudding: The_Sponge: Harry Freakstorm: I always try to say something nice about the moms when I'm buying the Girl Scout cookies.  I mean, they could be home watching cooking or researching sammich making on the internet.  but they are out here, in front of the CVS asking the guy with diabetes medicine if he wants to buy cookies.

"I'll take $20 worth if your mom bends over and gets them out of the box very slowly."
"Oh change from the 20?  Give it to you mom but make her dance for it.  Make her earn it."


I have an idea:

In the Seattle area, we have bikini and lingerie latte stands...so have the MILFS girls sell the cookies in that attire, and the girls can stay home. police can arrest everyone who shows up.



With Chris Hansen telling pervs to "have a seat over there".
 
2018-01-12 12:00:56 PM  
The Boondocks: Girl Scouts
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Those girls don't play
 
2018-01-12 12:01:41 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: No shame in that. You gave me the idea to chop up samoas and mix them into vanilla ice cream



IIRC, my local Safeway used to carry a line of ice creams that incorporated Girl Scout cookies....and it was affiliated with the Girl Scouts.
 
2018-01-12 12:05:45 PM  
No matter how many of the damn mints I eat, I do NOT get any thinner.

My daughter is a girl scout and we actually go door to door with her.  It's amazing how many people tell us they haven't seen anyone door to door in years.

If any farkers want to order we are happy to ship for exact cost. Sale starts Feb 3 and goes about 5 weeks.  My daughter wants to sell 500 boxes, she hit over 650 last year and ~550 the year before.
 
2018-01-12 12:08:59 PM  
I suppose if you can put marijuana in brownies, why not in cookies?  (Although I certainly wouldn't
want to eat them.)
 
2018-01-12 12:11:16 PM  
I moved to a part of the country that uses a different cookie bakery, so now all the cookies have different names than I'm used to so it's like going to a grocery store in Canada
 
2018-01-12 12:16:27 PM  
Sayyy... I've seen this video. From the 70s, right? I'm betting that if you go to the correct site and search for "Always Prepared" that you can find it, too.
 
2018-01-12 12:25:30 PM  

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Done in one.
 
2018-01-12 12:27:08 PM  

The_Sponge: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: No shame in that. You gave me the idea to chop up samoas and mix them into vanilla ice cream


IIRC, my local Safeway used to carry a line of ice creams that incorporated Girl Scout cookies....and it was affiliated with the Girl Scouts.

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They taunt me while I waiting the checkout.  In my dreams, they visit.  They call to me across the void "Harry, your diabetic coma awaits.  Maybe when you awake,  should you awake, Trump and your feet will be gone."
 
2018-01-12 12:27:20 PM  
they need to offer a subscription service. that would be the end of their fundraising needs forever
 
2018-01-12 12:27:25 PM  

Loaf's Tray: Be especially wary of a girl scout that's 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Protozoic era...


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2018-01-12 12:27:58 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: The_Sponge: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: No shame in that. You gave me the idea to chop up samoas and mix them into vanilla ice cream


IIRC, my local Safeway used to carry a line of ice creams that incorporated Girl Scout cookies....and it was affiliated with the Girl Scouts.

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They taunt me while I waiting the checkout.  In my dreams, they visit.  They call to me across the void "Harry, your diabetic coma awaits.  Maybe when you awake,  should you awake, Trump and your feet will be gone."



Wow!  I learned something new today.
 
2018-01-12 12:28:33 PM  
Don't they sell cookies at different times in different parts of the country?
 
2018-01-12 12:28:49 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: You gave me the idea to chop up samoas and mix them into vanilla ice cream


I had the same thought
 
2018-01-12 12:38:54 PM  
U 96 - Young Girls
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