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(Jewish Chronicle)   Columnist at El Nuevo Día, Puerto Rico's largest newspaper, discovers why recovery there is so slow: I bet the Jews did it   ( thejc.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 03:35:18 AM  
Fine. Now we won't share our Jew gold with your goy ass.

We're working hard to help the rest of the people there, but you don't get any.
 
2018-01-12 06:22:44 AM  
I feel a poem coming...
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When I'm feeling blue

I blame the Jew

.

When I've lost a fight

I blame a Semite

.

When I'm out of money and using plastic

Of course I blame the Judiastic

.

History tells us, when a people don't know what to do

It's always time to blame the Jew.

.

Burma Shave

 
2018-01-12 06:33:10 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blue
I blame the Jew
.
When I've lost a fight
I blame a Semite
.
When I'm out of money and using plastic
Of course I blame the Judiastic
.
History tells us, when a people don't know what to do
It's always time to blame the Jew.
.
Burma Shave


I'll bet the Jews made you write that.  In which case, thanks Jews!  That was on point and amusing both.
 
2018-01-12 06:34:07 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blue
I blame the Jew
.
When I've lost a fight
I blame a Semite
.
When I'm out of money and using plastic
Of course I blame the Judiastic
.
History tells us, when a people don't know what to do
It's always time to blame the Jew.
.
Burma Shave

I'll bet the Jews made you write that.  In which case, thanks Jews!  That was on point and amusing both.


Thanks!
 
2018-01-12 06:43:32 AM  
Well....they do use the Blacks as muscle..
 
2018-01-12 06:44:51 AM  
Wtf....  I like the response from the author stating he does not understand how his piece could bed interpreted as anti Semitic.   He literally blamed the "Jew" and Israel, stating that Jews control the United States.
 
2018-01-12 06:50:10 AM  

killdawabbitt: Wtf....  I like the response from the author stating he does not understand how his piece could bed interpreted as anti Semitic.   He literally blamed the "Jew" and Israel, stating that Jews control the United States.


... sorry, i meant "she" for the author...
 
2018-01-12 06:50:12 AM  
Blaming the Jews was stupid. Everybody knows it was the Russians.
 
2018-01-12 06:56:57 AM  

Yellow Beard: Blaming the Jews was stupid. Everybody knows it was the Russians.


You mean the cryptojews?
 
2018-01-12 07:01:18 AM  
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2018-01-12 07:04:17 AM  
He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.
 
2018-01-12 07:08:01 AM  

garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.


Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.
 
2018-01-12 07:09:38 AM  

Bslim: garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.

Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.


"Idiot friend"? Maybe, but I'm more inclined toward "imaginary friend".
 
2018-01-12 07:10:24 AM  

gottagopee: Bslim: garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.

Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.

"Idiot friend"? Maybe, but I'm more inclined toward "imaginary friend".


And I'll bet she's from Canada
 
2018-01-12 07:15:13 AM  

gottagopee: gottagopee: Bslim: garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.

Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.

"Idiot friend"? Maybe, but I'm more inclined toward "imaginary friend".

And I'll bet she's from Canada


I was giving him the benefit of the doubt 😇
 
2018-01-12 07:16:36 AM  
Unless she means Jared kushner, I'm not sure she's in the right path
 
2018-01-12 07:18:11 AM  
garron
Puerto Rico is a U.S territory. So maybe we should fix our country.
 
2018-01-12 07:18:16 AM  

garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.


It's easier to vote against the republicans who allowed your place to be treated like shiat when you're voting from a swing state
 
2018-01-12 07:18:18 AM  
Which Jew?  Hope it wasn't me this time.
 
2018-01-12 07:19:33 AM  
Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Juan from class yesterday.  He was serving his role as a sleeper agent for the Zionist new world order in their attempts to hold down and halt the recovery of Puerto Rico.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother
 
2018-01-12 07:24:24 AM  
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2018-01-12 07:27:31 AM  
I have met a few Puerto Ricans.   This article does nothing to make me think my small sample is not indicative of the entire island.
 
2018-01-12 07:31:09 AM  
Also, my patience with the recovery efforts of the US, FEMA and all, ended at 60 days.  We could rebuild Australia in 60 days.
 
2018-01-12 07:44:46 AM  

Hooferatheart: garron
Puerto Rico is a U.S territory. So maybe we should fix our country.


I agree... but you cannot argue that the rampant corruption and inability to take care of basic things down there makes things less enthusiastic.
 
2018-01-12 07:45:37 AM  
But I thought Jared and Ivanka really were in charge?
 
2018-01-12 07:49:28 AM  
"The Jews did it" is a tirrsome trope...

RTFA. Holy shiat.
 
2018-01-12 07:49:58 AM  

Katolu: "The Jews did it" is a tirrsome trope...

RTFA. Holy shiat.


Or tiresome. Sheesh
 
2018-01-12 07:55:27 AM  

garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.


So what native american tribe are you a part of?
 
2018-01-12 07:56:06 AM  
Jesus: I am a Jew
Peter: Prove it. What's a 9% tip on a $200 dinner?
Jesus: It's $18, which is very fair
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/I thought that island was big on Jesus
 
2018-01-12 07:57:28 AM  
dwrash
But where did the corruption originate?

"One of those tax breaks, enacted in 1976, allowed U.S. manufacturing companies to avoid corporate income taxes on profits made in U.S. territories, including Puerto Rico. Manufacturers, led by the pharmaceutical industry, flocked to the island.
But by the early 1990s, the provision faced growing opposition from critics who attacked the tax break as a form of corporate welfare. Much like the current debate over corporations parking profits offshore to avoid taxes, tax reformers saw the provision, known as Section 936, as too costly for the Treasury.
The tax break also had some unintended consequences, notably the unfair tax burden that fell to domestic Puerto Rican companies."
 
2018-01-12 07:58:56 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blueI blame the Jew.When I've lost a fightI blame a Semite.When I'm out of money and using plasticOf course I blame the Judiastic.History tells us, when a people don't know what to doIt's always time to blame the Jew..Burma Shave


You, sir, are a treasure!

/not sarcasm
 
2018-01-12 07:59:39 AM  
I have been assured that minorities, that being non-whites, cannot be racist bigots, let alone Nazis.
 
2018-01-12 08:01:02 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blueI blame the Jew.When I've lost a fightI blame a Semite.When I'm out of money and using plasticOf course I blame the Judiastic.History tells us, when a people don't know what to doIt's always time to blame the Jew..Burma Shave

You, sir, are a treasure!

/not sarcasm


I can't take all the credit.  A lot of words rhyme with "Jew".  My biggest fear is I'll be stuck writing a poem about the Burgundians...
 
2018-01-12 08:02:04 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Which Jew?  Hope it wasn't me this time.


ALRIGHT! FINE! IT WAS MEEEEEEE!

Love,
(((That Guy What Stole the Bacon)))

/no, I don't keep kosher; why do you ask?
 
2018-01-12 08:03:05 AM  

Hooferatheart: dwrash
But where did the corruption originate?

"One of those tax breaks, enacted in 1976, allowed U.S. manufacturing companies to avoid corporate income taxes on profits made in U.S. territories, including Puerto Rico. Manufacturers, led by the pharmaceutical industry, flocked to the island.
But by the early 1990s, the provision faced growing opposition from critics who attacked the tax break as a form of corporate welfare. Much like the current debate over corporations parking profits offshore to avoid taxes, tax reformers saw the provision, known as Section 936, as too costly for the Treasury.
The tax break also had some unintended consequences, notably the unfair tax burden that fell to domestic Puerto Rican companies."


You failed to point out how that obvious mess created a political culture where OR can only elect corrupt politicians and where public employees exist on bribes.
 
2018-01-12 08:03:30 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blueI blame the Jew.When I've lost a fightI blame a Semite.When I'm out of money and using plasticOf course I blame the Judiastic.History tells us, when a people don't know what to doIt's always time to blame the Jew..Burma Shave

You, sir, are a treasure!

/not sarcasm

I can't take all the credit.  A lot of words rhyme with "Jew".  My biggest fear is I'll be stuck writing a poem about the Burgundians...


Well yeah, that's why it's always been so easy to rile up the masses against us with jaunty tunes and seemingly-clever slogans...
 
2018-01-12 08:05:41 AM  
Oh and, you know who else liked blaming the Jews?

/oblig
 
2018-01-12 08:06:57 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: bigfatbuddhist: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming...
[thefamouspeople.com image 600x499]When I'm feeling blueI blame the Jew.When I've lost a fightI blame a Semite.When I'm out of money and using plasticOf course I blame the Judiastic.History tells us, when a people don't know what to doIt's always time to blame the Jew..Burma Shave

You, sir, are a treasure!

/not sarcasm

I can't take all the credit.  A lot of words rhyme with "Jew".  My biggest fear is I'll be stuck writing a poem about the Burgundians...

Well yeah, that's why it's always been so easy to rile up the masses against us with jaunty tunes and seemingly-clever slogans...


That got a laugh out of me.  Thanks...
 
2018-01-12 08:07:13 AM  
She's on to something.  Trump's plan for Middle east peace is to move all the Jews from Israel to Puerto Rico and make it  פורטו ריקו
 
2018-01-12 08:31:18 AM  
So it is Jared and Ivankas fault?
 
2018-01-12 08:44:01 AM  

Bslim: Oh and, you know who else liked blaming the Jews?

/oblig


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2018-01-12 08:46:22 AM  

gottagopee: gottagopee: Bslim: garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.

Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.

"Idiot friend"? Maybe, but I'm more inclined toward "imaginary friend".

And I'll bet she's from Canada


One would hope they both are.
 
2018-01-12 08:48:17 AM  

garron: He should have blamed white American males.  That's so in vogue these days he might have won a Pulitzer.

I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.


What do you expect them to do when even the President of Puerto Rico is ignoring the needs of his citizens?
 
2018-01-12 08:48:38 AM  

Bslim: Well....they do use the Blacks as muscle..


I see you won your Court case.

/nice Pinto
//It's orange
//monitor your CB's.....
 
2018-01-12 09:05:06 AM  
No need to be offended. She always writes "the jew" in quotes. So she totally means a metaphorical jew and not a real one. So it's so totally not anti-Semitic.

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2018-01-12 09:10:52 AM  

Bslim: garron:
I have a photo-journalist friend who just returned from Puerto Rico.  The devastation is horrible - but she said that its mostly elderly left there.  A huge portion of the young population have just left the island for the United States.  I get why it was easier to leave - but don't blame other people when your own people would rather leave then stay and fix their own country.

Oh really, tell us more of what your idiot friend "saw" or thinks she saw down here in terms of demographics.


Apparently she saw the same thing these people saw:

Puerto Ricans fleeing their hurricane-ravaged island are pouring into the U.S. mainland
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-p​u​erto-rico-orlando-20171010-story.html

100,000 Puerto Ricans have left the island since Maria. How many more will follow?  11/10/2017
https://qz.com/1122679/puerto-rico-ne​w​s-100000-have-left-the-island-after-hu​rricane-maria/

Over 200,000 Puerto Ricans have arrived in Florida since Hurricane Maria   11/30/2017
https://qz.com/1122679/puerto-rico-ne​w​s-100000-have-left-the-island-after-hu​rricane-maria/

The Spiraling Diaspora From Puerto Rico  12/17/2017
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/17/op​i​nion/puerto-rico-diaspora.html

Her comments and observations were mostly about the rural areas and smaller villages - but I'm sure you geniuses know better.
 
2018-01-12 09:22:30 AM  
KitchenBacon:
So what native american tribe are you a part of?

That comment would have been funny - and relevant - 242 years ago.
 
2018-01-12 09:23:58 AM  

garron: KitchenBacon:
So what native american tribe are you a part of?

That comment would have been funny - and relevant - 242 years ago.


I'm a Wyandotte.

And, that isn't funny now or 242 years ago, although there were a few puns with "Huron" that might evoke a smile or two...
 
2018-01-12 09:40:22 AM  
Well, just the right amount of Jew-Hate puts her right in line with a good chunk of the current, so-called 'Social Justice Warrior' movements.

So, when can we expect 'The Running of the Jew' to be held in San Juan?
 
2018-01-12 09:47:45 AM  
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