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(Cosmopolitan)   Actual article explaining "How to tell if your cat loves you." Considering this is a Cosmopolitan link, it probably involves some weird sexual gymnastics that no one would ever try on Caturday   ( cosmopolitan.com) divider line
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2018-01-11 06:10:05 PM  
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2018-01-11 06:23:47 PM  
"To repay your feline's dedication, fill their bowl with Whiskas."

No thanks. I give them good food.
 
2018-01-11 06:40:12 PM  
The fact I haven't yet been killed in my sleep?
 
2018-01-11 06:41:39 PM  
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2018-01-11 06:52:38 PM  

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TODAY is my Fur-riday, and mid-50s here right now.  Happy hour at the electric bar, and bonus hours for State Quickdraw.  The week sucked, but life is cool with all that and Caturday.
 
2018-01-11 06:53:45 PM  

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HI JACKSON (scritch scritch scritch)!
 
2018-01-11 06:55:08 PM  
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2018-01-11 07:05:07 PM  
Hai, everyone! Yay for Caturday!  Only 13 more hours until I can go get my prescription for nerve pain that I could have picked up on Monday if I wanted to pay full price for it.  Then I have an appointment for a full body massage to get rid of some muscle pain.  Then I'll be able to say that I am no longer a giant pain!  Not sure if Cracker Jack will believe it, though.
 
2018-01-11 07:07:13 PM  
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2018-01-11 07:08:05 PM  
I know my cats love me. They've been nursing me through the Virus that Ate Pennsylvania (now playing everywhere, apparently), and they've been doing an especially good job of making sure I get some rest. Or they just want to sleep on a nice, warm blanket. Who knows.

I'm sitting at work right now, tanked up on Sudafed (the real stuff, the kind you have to ask for at the counter because of the damn tweakers who ruined it for the rest of us) and Mucinex and praying for midnight. Or death. Whichever comes first, I'm not in a position to be picky.

Hugs from afar, slaps to the back (or back of the head), happies, sadz, and so forth to those who need them.
 
2018-01-11 07:09:28 PM  

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Well, for me at least.

Shower tiles broke and collapsed into tub.  Taking sponge baths in my bathroom sink all week.  Another big push on at work, and immediately we run out of screws that fasten the relays to the side of our final assemblies.  A few loudmouths have been spoiling for a fight with each other the last two days.

And now, Caturday is upon us, and it all recedes into the rear view mirror.
:-{)
 
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My sentiments precisely!
 
2018-01-11 07:22:12 PM  

Cheez_Wit: I know my cats love me. They've been nursing me through the Virus that Ate Pennsylvania (now playing everywhere, apparently), and they've been doing an especially good job of making sure I get some rest. Or they just want to sleep on a nice, warm blanket. Who knows.

I'm sitting at work right now, tanked up on Sudafed (the real stuff, the kind you have to ask for at the counter because of the damn tweakers who ruined it for the rest of us) and Mucinex and praying for midnight. Or death. Whichever comes first, I'm not in a position to be picky.

Hugs from afar, slaps to the back (or back of the head), happies, sadz, and so forth to those who need them.


Hope you feel better soon.  I've been in a position to understand the bolded, and it's rough.
 
2018-01-11 07:24:34 PM  
Mrs S put one of the heated cat beds in the cubby of the cat tree.  Buzzy found his happy spot
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Desi was giving me the stink eye because I wanted to use my computer
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2018-01-11 07:26:44 PM  

Snuffybud: Mrs S put one of the heated cat beds in the cubby of the cat tree.  Buzzy found his happy spot
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Desi was giving me the stink eye because I wanted to use my computer
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Buzzy, you is smart!

Desi, why you give dad the stink eye?  If he doesn't use the computer he can't post pictures of your awesomeness!
 
2018-01-11 07:28:01 PM  
And I'm catsitting Walter again this week.  His people are in Wisconsin closing on the new house.

Walter loves me (taken yesterday only a few hours after his people left.  Yes, the coffee maker was off)
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Walter hates me (taken today when he realized I wasn't going to let him out to whack those squirrels in his back yard)
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2018-01-11 07:31:09 PM  
will anyone thinking of going to Greenville, SC please get together with me. I have info that I need to share.
My daughter and new husband scouted the place for us last night.
the beer was great (selection), the food was good (mexican), the music LOUD. and my daughter said she was told they always have a (loud) band. she said she couldn't be heard.
also, it is in a part of town that may not be the safest for women after dark.
I would like your input...
maybe a different place?
 
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HI JACKSON (scritch scritch scritch)!


 Jackson loves his scritches!!
 
2018-01-11 07:41:31 PM  

Snuffybud: And I'm catsitting Walter again this week.  His people are in Wisconsin closing on the new house.

Walter loves me (taken yesterday only a few hours after his people left.  Yes, the coffee maker was off)
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2018-01-11 07:49:41 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Snuffybud: And I'm catsitting Walter again this week.  His people are in Wisconsin closing on the new house.

Walter loves me (taken yesterday only a few hours after his people left.  Yes, the coffee maker was off)
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Walter hates me (taken today when he realized I wasn't going to let him out to whack those squirrels in his back yard)
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I just forwarded these to his people, they laughed!  Thanks!
 
2018-01-11 07:49:56 PM  
CATURDAY!
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2018-01-11 07:56:46 PM  
Well, a bunch of beers at any rate.
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2018-01-11 08:01:14 PM  
Quick drive by posting because I have to work at why is it still dark thirty tomorrow. I'm on my way to get Misfit Jr from work, Mr is driving. Three things.
1) I got mail, thanks for the dehydrating goodness.

2) Went into work this morning at why am I even up thirty and found that the high schoolers sat around with their thumbs up their butts yesterday afternoon. We went from pulling two hours ahead yesterday to having 38 orders they never pulled with 137 new orders already in the system at kill me now o'clock. (If you can't tell I think no human should be up and moving before the sun.) And the trolly routes were screwed up so it was sending me from one side of the store to the other which caused me to end up walking almost two extra miles today. Also, had mandatory overtime.

3) We just barely made it back to our place to drop LuLu (that's my van) off. The alternator went out. Had it tested today because battery light came on. Dude said it could last a day or a year. No way to know. It lasted 12 hours from testing. Driving to get Misfit Jr dash lights start coming on one after another. Headlights start dimming.  Dash lights start dimming. We get turned around and head back. LuLu dies as we get to our driveway and we coast in. Thankfully as soon as dash lights started coming on I yelled, "QUICK ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!"

These things happen to us in 3s, much like Celebrity Deaths, Gizmo was one. This is two. Now waiting for three. Tomorrow is the snowpacalypse supposedly. So, I'll probably fall and break my left leg and right arm.
 
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HI LILYSPAD!! (scritch scritch scritch!)
 
2018-01-11 08:03:05 PM  
I don't know if Jasper loves us but as often as he pukes and we let him keep living here he MUST know that we love him!
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2018-01-11 08:05:05 PM  
Who is the crochet master around these parts?  Was it Fark That Pixel's Missus??  Check out this "meandering paw print scarf" pattern!  (My mom is a knitter.. wonder if there is a way to convert to knitting?)
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2018-01-11 08:06:59 PM  
OH!  *AND* there's a beanie pattern that matches the paw print scarf!!  This is fantastic!
 
2018-01-11 08:12:34 PM  

ProcrastinationStation: Who is the crochet master around these parts?  Was it Fark That Pixel's Missus??  Check out this "meandering paw print scarf" pattern!  (My mom is a knitter.. wonder if there is a way to convert to knitting?)
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You could probably convert to knit. I haven't looked at the pattern but it's probably slip stitches for the holes which should translate into an equivalent knit stitch. I'd say graph it out and get the guage right and it should work.
 
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2018-01-11 08:17:56 PM  

misfitdreams: Quick drive by posting because I have to work at why is it still dark thirty tomorrow. I'm on my way to get Misfit Jr from work, Mr is driving. Three things.
1) I got mail, thanks for the dehydrating goodness.

2) Went into work this morning at why am I even up thirty and found that the high schoolers sat around with their thumbs up their butts yesterday afternoon. We went from pulling two hours ahead yesterday to having 38 orders they never pulled with 137 new orders already in the system at kill me now o'clock. (If you can't tell I think no human should be up and moving before the sun.) And the trolly routes were screwed up so it was sending me from one side of the store to the other which caused me to end up walking almost two extra miles today. Also, had mandatory overtime.

3) We just barely made it back to our place to drop LuLu (that's my van) off. The alternator went out. Had it tested today because battery light came on. Dude said it could last a day or a year. No way to know. It lasted 12 hours from testing. Driving to get Misfit Jr dash lights start coming on one after another. Headlights start dimming.  Dash lights start dimming. We get turned around and head back. LuLu dies as we get to our driveway and we coast in. Thankfully as soon as dash lights started coming on I yelled, "QUICK ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!"

These things happen to us in 3s, much like Celebrity Deaths, Gizmo was one. This is two. Now waiting for three. Tomorrow is the snowpacalypse supposedly. So, I'll probably fall and break my left leg and right arm.


I remember having an alternator go out on me once - at 1 AM...in a part of the city I worked in which was unfamiliar to me (gave a co-worker a ride home from work because her car was also out of commission) - an hour and a half from my house.  My dad was NOT happy to be called to drive 1.5 hours to rescue me in the middle of the night!  But even that was better than my first day in NJ.  I had been driving from Alabama to NJ, 18 hours, living on caffeine and cigarettes at that point.  I'm on the on-ramp from I-78 to the Parkway when I start losing power in *everything*.  Broken serpentine belt!  That was the day that I learned that George Carlin's description of (at least NJ state) police is accurate - "you asshole in a hat"!
 
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