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(Business Insider (Australia))   Let those among us who haven't confused a sex party for a regular costume party cast the first stone   ( businessinsider.com.au) divider line
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2018-01-11 07:29:13 PM  
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2018-01-11 07:38:22 PM  
Hey, if wearing a 70s Cooper Costumes plastic smock-and-mask Witchiepoo outfit with no pants doesn't score you some mid-shelf ass NOTHING will
 
2018-01-11 08:16:28 PM  
I've been to parties that happened to spontaneously turn into sex parties, but that doesn't mean it was planned.

I've also been to parties that weren't sex parties, but some of us got asked to go find somewhere more appropriate to do what we were doing.
 
2018-01-11 08:22:38 PM  

Sid_6.7: I've been to parties that happened to spontaneously turn into sex parties, but that doesn't mean it was planned.

I've also been to parties that weren't sex parties, but some of us got asked to go find somewhere more appropriate to do what we were doing.


CSB time

I was at an Indigo Girls concert once (was having drinks with friends before the show and my friend's BF got in a car accident so I got her ticket) and this girl starts flirting with me and we end up making out pretty hot and heavy right there near the back of the audience. We break things off for a minute so she can go check in with her friends. While she's gone a woman walks up to me and says "Can you and your girlfriend not do that? You're making me and my partner really uncomfortable". I say "Girlfriend? I just met that chick five minutes ago!"

/csb
 
2018-01-11 08:30:18 PM  
Rich white people problems...
 
2018-01-11 08:35:27 PM  
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2018-01-11 09:45:09 PM  
I'm here for the gangbang?
 
2018-01-11 10:14:22 PM  
What is the second password?
 
2018-01-11 10:33:26 PM  
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Orgy
Youtube Ke0nzpMIyNo
 
2018-01-11 10:49:44 PM  

BalugaJoe: What is the second password?


"I like Stedman"  ?
 
2018-01-11 10:56:59 PM  
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Why not both?
 
2018-01-11 10:57:02 PM  

BalugaJoe: What is the second password?


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2018-01-11 10:58:08 PM  

BalugaJoe: What is the second password?


Butthole spit.
 
2018-01-11 10:58:34 PM  

fusillade762: Sid_6.7: I've been to parties that happened to spontaneously turn into sex parties, but that doesn't mean it was planned.

I've also been to parties that weren't sex parties, but some of us got asked to go find somewhere more appropriate to do what we were doing.

CSB time

I was at an Indigo Girls concert once (was having drinks with friends before the show and my friend's BF got in a car accident so I got her ticket) and this girl starts flirting with me and we end up making out pretty hot and heavy right there near the back of the audience. We break things off for a minute so she can go check in with her friends. While she's gone a woman walks up to me and says "Can you and your girlfriend not do that? You're making me and my partner really uncomfortable". I say "Girlfriend? I just met that chick five minutes ago!"

/csb


You bang that other woman and her...partner...too?
 
2018-01-11 10:59:06 PM  
I agree you should not be harassing your employees, but what is the whole point of being a rich jerk if you can't have sex orgies.  Totally separate from your corporate life of course, with consenting, people who are totally not from work.  Someone should invent some kind of service or app where rich guys can totally hook up with willing women.  I bet there is totally money in that, and I wonder why no one has ever thought of such a thing before?
 
2018-01-11 11:00:05 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:00:19 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:02:08 PM  
Um...apropos of nothing in particular, but what about the other way around?

/what happens at Renaissance Festivals hopefully stays at Renaissance Festivals
 
2018-01-11 11:04:44 PM  

FightDirector: Um...apropos of nothing in particular, but what about the other way around?

/what happens at Renaissance Festivals hopefully stays at Renaissance Festivals


Other than the STD's.  And the lice. And the crabs.
 
2018-01-11 11:06:06 PM  

FightDirector: Um...apropos of nothing in particular, but what about the other way around?

/what happens at Renaissance Festivals hopefully stays at Renaissance Festivals


What happens at Pennsic also happens at Red Lobster in Butler.
 
2018-01-11 11:06:19 PM  
Wait a minute.  Let me understand this.

Rich assholes with lots of money and not enough sex hold parties where they might get some of the latter?

Huh.  Wow.  Never occurred to me that this sort of thing would happen.  This must be a totally unique thing to west coast techlords, right?  Like, no one else in history has tried this sort of thing, right?

So wait, why are these non-attendees upset about this?  Are they angry that they weren't invited, or angry that they might see people having sex and be invited to partake when they don't want to?  Because, you know, it would be difficult to say no to something like that, right?  The peer pressure and social reinforcement?  The embarrassment at not feeling sexual at the moment?
 
2018-01-11 11:11:57 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Wait a minute.  Let me understand this.

Rich assholes with lots of money and not enough sex hold parties where they might get some of the latter?

Huh.  Wow.  Never occurred to me that this sort of thing would happen.  This must be a totally unique thing to west coast techlords, right?  Like, no one else in history has tried this sort of thing, right?

So wait, why are these non-attendees upset about this?  Are they angry that they weren't invited, or angry that they might see people having sex and be invited to partake when they don't want to?  Because, you know, it would be difficult to say no to something like that, right?  The peer pressure and social reinforcement?  The embarrassment at not feeling sexual at the moment?


The only people with any concern are people who are concerned that venture capitalists are leveraging investment in exchange for sex.
 
2018-01-11 11:12:55 PM  
It's all fun and games at the sex party until someone starts cooking bacon.
 
2018-01-11 11:16:52 PM  
Still never invited to the good parties.
 
2018-01-11 11:16:56 PM  
In fairness to Elon Musk, I can absolutely picture him rambling about rocketry to no one in particular, oblivious to the fact that two dozen people are farking on the floor in front of him.
 
2018-01-11 11:17:22 PM  
"YAY! He finally left!"
 
2018-01-11 11:17:31 PM  

gameshowhost: BalugaJoe: What is the second password?

"I like Stedman"  ?


Yo. Oh, wait...
 
2018-01-11 11:18:01 PM  

Albino Squid: In fairness to Elon Musk, I can absolutely picture him rambling about rocketry to no one in particular, oblivious to the fact that two dozen people are farking on the floor in front of him.


You never return to the launch pad?
 
2018-01-11 11:18:47 PM  
I don't want this to be anti-climactic

... go on.
 
2018-01-11 11:19:06 PM  
Hyper-loopy
 
2018-01-11 11:21:02 PM  

UberNeuman: FightDirector: Um...apropos of nothing in particular, but what about the other way around?

/what happens at Renaissance Festivals hopefully stays at Renaissance Festivals

Other than the STD's.  And the lice. And the crabs.


Yo. Oh, wait..
 
2018-01-11 11:21:25 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:22:14 PM  
The representative said he spent his time there talking about "technology and building companies."

He's that guy in the kitchen you try to avoid.
 
2018-01-11 11:22:25 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:23:50 PM  
Every party is a sex party, if you're brave enough.
 
2018-01-11 11:29:47 PM  
Csb.

Drunk at a party and looking for the guy that drove me there. Opened a door and saw the silhouettes of three females and a male. "Hey, I'm looking for *****". "You're wearing too many clothes". "Okay" *takes off clothes*

No moral to the story, just follow the bartender Bible's advice. When faced with a decision, do whatever will make for a better story.

/Csb
 
2018-01-11 11:30:58 PM  

morg: The representative said he spent his time there talking about "technology and building companies."

He's that guy in the kitchen you try to avoid.


Unless you need someone to help your company financially.
 
2018-01-11 11:31:08 PM  

meanmutton: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Wait a minute.  Let me understand this.

Rich assholes with lots of money and not enough sex hold parties where they might get some of the latter?

Huh.  Wow.  Never occurred to me that this sort of thing would happen.  This must be a totally unique thing to west coast techlords, right?  Like, no one else in history has tried this sort of thing, right?

So wait, why are these non-attendees upset about this?  Are they angry that they weren't invited, or angry that they might see people having sex and be invited to partake when they don't want to?  Because, you know, it would be difficult to say no to something like that, right?  The peer pressure and social reinforcement?  The embarrassment at not feeling sexual at the moment?

The only people with any concern are people who are concerned that venture capitalists are leveraging investment in exchange for sex.


It's their money.

Not like salesmen haven't gotten rich people laid for millenia just to make a sale.
 
2018-01-11 11:31:22 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:33:44 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:36:26 PM  

punkwrestler: morg: He's that guy in the kitchen you try to avoid.

Unless you need someone to help your company financially.


But if you have a problem with these people and think they're scum, why do you want them as investors?
 
2018-01-11 11:38:50 PM  

Severaux: [starecat.com image 735x592]


Holy Fark that's a load of shiat. Gimme a Venn diagram of kids who are afraid of the dark and children who understand photons. 2 circles.
 
2018-01-11 11:46:43 PM  
Are you farking kidding me? What? Adults do the strangest things. This guy has to have a PR firm assert that he didn't do any adult things. Gibberish. You go Elon and have fun along the way.
 
2018-01-11 11:50:06 PM  

Butternut Squanch: Every party is a sex party, if you're brave enough.


That's the sort of thinking that cost Louis C.K. his career.
 
2018-01-11 11:50:58 PM  
This guy wants to party.

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2018-01-11 11:52:31 PM  
Sex? Party of one.

/Raises hand, tips self
 
2018-01-11 11:58:44 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: This guy wants to party.

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That is Scotty the Blue Bunny, and, yes, he is completely farking awesome to hang out with.
 
2018-01-12 01:25:12 AM  

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Coincidentally, I mistook "Eyes Wide Shut" for entertainment and not two-and-a-half hours I will always regret
 
2018-01-12 01:26:37 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: punkwrestler: morg: He's that guy in the kitchen you try to avoid.

Unless you need someone to help your company financially.

But if you have a problem with these people and think they're scum, why do you want them as investors?


I would say because you need money and don't care who It came From.
 
2018-01-12 01:27:57 AM  
Coming soon to your local sex shop, the SpaceX branded Falcon9" vibrator.
 
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