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(USA Today)   Blake Bortles compares himself to LeBron James. That's the joke   ( ftw.usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-01-11 09:52:13 AM  
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2018-01-11 10:56:29 AM  
"do that many people truly believe James is not good at basketball?" asks Alysha Tsuji, person who has never been to the internet when Celtics fans are around.
 
2018-01-11 10:59:51 AM  
We have reached peak Bortle.
 
2018-01-11 11:44:25 AM  
Bortles & James sounds like a good name for a meth-infused wine cooler.
 
2018-01-11 12:10:01 PM  
I wish there was a HOTY category for "dumbest conclusion by Subby" because this deserves a nomination.

Blake Bortles draws inspiration from someone.  Subby says "he compares himself to Lebron."

That's like saying someone who takes inspiration from the Bible is placing themselves in the same company as Jesus.  Or if someone who is inspired by nature scenes like sunrises they're comparing themselves to the sun itself.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.
 
2018-01-11 12:23:32 PM  
All he needed was a pre-fame name change.  This guy wouldn't catch half as much grief if his last name didn't rhyme with chortles
 
2018-01-11 12:35:44 PM  
Blake Bortles' #1 skill is having a name that is impossible to spoonerize
 
2018-01-11 12:40:16 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Blake Bortles' #1 skill is having a name that is impossible to spoonerize


Bake Blortles.
 
2018-01-11 12:40:33 PM  

factoryconnection: I wish there was a HOTY category for "dumbest conclusion by Subby" because this deserves a nomination.

Blake Bortles draws inspiration from someone.  Subby says "he compares himself to Lebron."

That's like saying someone who takes inspiration from the Bible is placing themselves in the same company as Jesus.  Or if someone who is inspired by nature scenes like sunrises they're comparing themselves to the sun itself.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.


So in that analogy, you're comparing LeBron to Jesus.
 
2018-01-11 12:43:13 PM  

factoryconnection: I wish there was a HOTY category for "dumbest conclusion by Subby" because this deserves a nomination.

Blake Bortles draws inspiration from someone.  Subby says "he compares himself to Lebron."

That's like saying someone who takes inspiration from the Bible is placing themselves in the same company as Jesus.  Or if someone who is inspired by nature scenes like sunrises they're comparing themselves to the sun itself.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.


Came here to say something less eloquent.
But I'll add this:  if I compare myself to LeBron by saying I have 1/10000 of his skill, the fact that I made a comparison at all doesn't mean I'm a dumbass.  You have to look at the comparison to make that determination.
 
2018-01-11 12:43:57 PM  

T.rex: factoryconnection: I wish there was a HOTY category for "dumbest conclusion by Subby" because this deserves a nomination.

Blake Bortles draws inspiration from someone.  Subby says "he compares himself to Lebron."

That's like saying someone who takes inspiration from the Bible is placing themselves in the same company as Jesus.  Or if someone who is inspired by nature scenes like sunrises they're comparing themselves to the sun itself.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.

So in that analogy, you're comparing LeBron to Jesus.


Jesus would have closed out that championship.
 
2018-01-11 12:49:10 PM  
I didn't know Jacksonville was near South Beach.
 
2018-01-11 01:39:26 PM  

WinoRhino: ElwoodCuse: Blake Bortles' #1 skill is having a name that is impossible to spoonerize

Bake Blortles.


Or Blork Batles.
 
2018-01-11 01:51:55 PM  

Por que tan serioso: T.rex: factoryconnection: I wish there was a HOTY category for "dumbest conclusion by Subby" because this deserves a nomination.

Blake Bortles draws inspiration from someone.  Subby says "he compares himself to Lebron."

That's like saying someone who takes inspiration from the Bible is placing themselves in the same company as Jesus.  Or if someone who is inspired by nature scenes like sunrises they're comparing themselves to the sun itself.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.

So in that analogy, you're comparing LeBron to Jesus.

Jesus would have closed out that championship.


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2018-01-11 02:12:33 PM  
Blake Bortles is to Football as Lebron James is to football.
 
2018-01-11 02:22:24 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Blake Bortles is to Football as Lebron James is to football.


I dunno, LeBron doesn't play football although basically everyone thinks he could've been great at it; Bortles plays football although everyone thinks he sucks at it.
 
2018-01-11 03:24:30 PM  

IAmRight: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Blake Bortles is to Football as Lebron James is to football.

I dunno, LeBron doesn't play football although basically everyone thinks he could've been great at it; Bortles plays football although everyone thinks he sucks at it.


That poor bastard looked terrified to even throw a checkdown last week.  He's gonna be deer in the headlights scared in Pittsburgh
 
2018-01-11 03:50:22 PM  

natural316: IAmRight: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Blake Bortles is to Football as Lebron James is to football.

I dunno, LeBron doesn't play football although basically everyone thinks he could've been great at it; Bortles plays football although everyone thinks he sucks at it.

That poor bastard looked terrified to even throw a checkdown last week.  He's gonna be deer in the headlights scared in Pittsburgh


That's how it should go....

I mean, he only had 95 yards when they met earlier this year...so...

/Ben just needs to stop throwing pick 6s/INTs every other pass play
//and the Steelers' Defense needs to stop L. Fournette
///and they should win
 
2018-01-11 05:06:29 PM  
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2018-01-11 07:21:56 PM  
Some one named Bunny Somebody is gonna come in here and rip you all a new ahole for this heresy.

/that rabbit is dynamite
//look at the bones!
///slashies
 
2018-01-11 10:52:54 PM  
My guess would be that James is equally as good at QB'ing
 
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