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(Talking Points Memo)   He is officially Max Headroom   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2018-01-04 3:05:16 PM  
30 votes:
Coward.
 
2018-01-04 3:42:04 PM  
28 votes:
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2018-01-04 7:47:24 PM  
26 votes:
I remember, back in the day if a President had something to say he wouldn't hide behind a screen.

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Hell, he might even bring you coffee.
 
2018-01-04 6:53:22 PM  
18 votes:
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2018-01-04 3:24:41 PM  
16 votes:
The press should have walked out with a follow-up to the effect "we can watch TV on our own time"
 
2018-01-04 7:27:26 PM  
15 votes:
Max was much more intelligent than Trump.
 
2018-01-04 7:43:16 PM  
14 votes:
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2018-01-04 7:34:38 PM  
13 votes:
Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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2018-01-04 6:24:51 PM  
12 votes:
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA *gasp*

this nation is in the most astonishing free-fall and it's "either laugh or go on rampage" over here
 
2018-01-04 4:31:06 PM  
12 votes:
It's been done.
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2018-01-04 7:33:18 PM  
11 votes:
I do so hate this farker.
 
2018-01-04 7:34:31 PM  
10 votes:
This is not normal
 
2018-01-04 7:28:43 PM  
9 votes:
"His speech follows no logical pattern."
"Random sentences, strung together..."
"He looks drugged, Jim... almost in a cataleptic state."

Trump Trek
Youtube Gn3iTHw10PM


"They've kept what's left of him as a figurehead..."
 
2018-01-04 3:23:01 PM  
8 votes:
Oh please vid shop this bigly. The one thing we are missing from the glorious yesteryears of GOP reign is Max Headroom
 
2018-01-04 3:22:48 PM  
8 votes:
And not the good Max Headroom.

The creepy interrupt your television Max Headroom.

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2018-01-04 7:55:14 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-01-04 7:47:31 PM  
7 votes:
A smart Farker said in one of the threads today, what basically amounts to "[Trump] had a small stroke this morning upon learning this news, thus the remote presence and lazy/odd/twitchy facial movements"

Ho-lee-farking-shait boys, I think he was right. We'll see..
 
2018-01-04 8:08:35 PM  
6 votes:

snowshovel: Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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If it goes down it will be because the Democrats aren't coming to the table with DACA.


Republicans have the WH, the House, Senate and majority on SCOTUS
How can anything be the Democrats fault?
 
2018-01-04 7:54:40 PM  
6 votes:

ImOscar: [img.fark.net image 425x242]


fuhfuhfuh: Behold, the Shiat Wizard of OZ.


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2018-01-04 7:45:12 PM  
6 votes:
Yes, the tax cut that hasn't even hit yet is responsible for a twenty year trend
 
2018-01-04 7:42:02 PM  
6 votes:
Christ, what an insane world we have crossed into.
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It's dangerous to go alone!
 
2018-01-04 7:39:19 PM  
6 votes:
I caught that on CSPAN-farking bizzare. And the way he was squinting and pausing it came cross like he was trying to read a cue card held by a restless toddler.
 
2018-01-04 8:09:33 PM  
5 votes:
It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.
 
2018-01-04 7:32:30 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-04 8:31:32 PM  
4 votes:
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...the good ones were taken.
 
2018-01-04 8:17:45 PM  
4 votes:

Befuddled: It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.


He'll be in front of a crowd that will not criticize him as he speaks and half the room will explode into applause after every other sentence. He'll be there and love every minute of it.
 
2018-01-04 8:05:49 PM  
4 votes:

snowshovel: Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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If it goes down it will be because the Democrats aren't coming to the table with DACA.


Christ, we really need to fix our education system. How do we keep pumping out morons of this caliber??
 
2018-01-04 4:07:47 PM  
4 votes:
I'd have gone with this:

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2018-01-04 8:32:54 PM  
3 votes:

Wretschko: Am at work and internet connection sucks so I gotta ask....

Any truth to the allegations that Trump's press cameo video, despite only being roughly two minutes long, contained a lot of cuts and edits? Like the man literally cannot express a coherent thought or read off a teleprompter for 120 seconds straight?


There were was a two-camera setup for no reason at all. It cut back and forth between them without him changing his eyeline. I'm not sure if it was to hide edits or not. I'd have to watch it again to see, but I can't stand the idea of watching it again.
 
2018-01-04 7:47:03 PM  
3 votes:

Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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Yeah, that will happen when Boeing stock doubles, but the S&P is holding steady since the beginning of Obama's second term.

So it's good if Trump picks your company and you give him media kickbacks, but if you're anybody else nothing is changing.
 
2018-01-04 7:29:38 PM  
3 votes:
Totally surreal as hell.
 
2018-01-04 7:11:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-01-04 11:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-01-04 8:03:49 PM  
2 votes:

ecor1: This is catastrophic.


This is definitely third act shiat.
 
2018-01-04 8:02:54 PM  
2 votes:

Hack Patooey: [pbs.twimg.com image 144x222]


First thing I thought of was the quote Max said at the end of Twenty Minutes into the Future:

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2018-01-04 7:46:27 PM  
2 votes:
What an arrogant and cowardly president this punk is.

I wonder if he's in hiding because he's scared he might get arrested. One can hope.
 
2018-01-04 7:30:57 PM  
2 votes:
Can't be. Trump would be blown up by his own blipverts.
 
2018-01-04 6:23:50 PM  
2 votes:
Max Headcase
 
2018-01-04 4:59:01 PM  
2 votes:
"Thank you for being with us today," Trump said in what appeared to be a video recording played on two large screens in the briefing room.

He did not take questions.


They should have asked him questions and ignored Mrs. Sanders when she tried to reestablish control of the briefing.

"Mr. President! Mr. President!"
 
2018-01-05 2:02:10 AM  
1 vote:
Does that mean he will be cancelled after less than a year and forgotten only to be remembered occasionally as a joke?

/I'm ok with that
//at this point
///Stockholm syndrome
 
2018-01-04 10:21:46 PM  
1 vote:
NETWORK 23

20 Minutes into the Future

 
2018-01-04 10:07:21 PM  
1 vote:

fuhfuhfuh: Behold, the Shiat Wizard of OZ.

Broadcasting from his gold-plated shiatadel at the end of the brown-brick road.


Sane People:
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Trumpsters:
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2018-01-04 8:21:12 PM  
1 vote:
He's more like Max Hardcore, right? Still grabbing them by the pussy.
 
2018-01-04 8:12:43 PM  
1 vote:

Befuddled: It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.


That one is actually easy
In 1801, Thomas Jefferson discontinued the practice of delivering the address in person, regarding it as too monarchical (similar to the Speech from the Throne). Instead, the address was written and then sent to Congress to be read by a clerk until 1913 when Woodrow Wilson re-established the practice despite some initial controversy. However, there have been exceptions to this rule. Presidents during the latter half of the 20th century have sent written State of the Union addresses. The last President to do this was Jimmy Carter in 1981.
 
2018-01-04 8:02:10 PM  
1 vote:
This is catastrophic.
 
2018-01-04 7:59:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-04 7:58:05 PM  
1 vote:

Warriors Warriors Warriors: A smart Farker said in one of the threads today, what basically amounts to "[Trump] had a small stroke this morning upon learning this news, thus the remote presence and lazy/odd/twitchy facial movements"

Ho-lee-farking-shait boys, I think he was right. We'll see..


I don't know.  I think he was reading off a cue card in order to avoid improvisation - and was squinting a little because his eyesight is shiat (remember that note card he brought to his second or third Charlottesville speech with the huge font) - but he didn't seem especially twitchy to me.
 
2018-01-04 7:50:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well, we know he's a farking coward. So this is not surprising.
 
2018-01-04 7:44:33 PM  
1 vote:
Now why couldn't someone have hacked the feed and replaced him with Hologram Tupac?

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2018-01-04 7:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Teleprompterz!
 
2018-01-04 7:40:00 PM  
1 vote:
What bold, fearless leadership.
 
2018-01-04 7:37:54 PM  
1 vote:
Behold, the Shiat Wizard of OZ.

Broadcasting from his gold-plated shiatadel at the end of the brown-brick road.
 
2018-01-04 6:28:09 PM  
1 vote:
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/3 second hack job.
//Crossposted for your pleasure
///Disturbing visual image of Trump eating Sarah
//Sexual innuendo?
/I report, you decide
 
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