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(Talking Points Memo)   He is officially Max Headroom   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Dow Jones Industrial Average, President Donald Trump, secretary Sarah Huckabee, President of the United States, briefing podium, Dow Jones Industrial, White House, special guest  
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2018-01-04 8:02:10 PM  
This is catastrophic.
 
2018-01-04 8:02:54 PM  

Hack Patooey: [pbs.twimg.com image 144x222]


First thing I thought of was the quote Max said at the end of Twenty Minutes into the Future:

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2018-01-04 8:03:49 PM  

ecor1: This is catastrophic.


This is definitely third act shiat.
 
2018-01-04 8:04:01 PM  

Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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If it goes down it will be because the Democrats aren't coming to the table with DACA.
 
2018-01-04 8:05:40 PM  
There will be no new concepts in any form of media once this administration is complete, all time will be spent pondering, reenacting, interpreting what has happened like Rabbis over a Torah. I'm not even sure if I'm joking anymore.
 
2018-01-04 8:05:49 PM  

snowshovel: Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

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If it goes down it will be because the Democrats aren't coming to the table with DACA.


Christ, we really need to fix our education system. How do we keep pumping out morons of this caliber??
 
2018-01-04 8:06:49 PM  

LovesToSpooge: Flappyhead: LovesToSpooge: [img.fark.net image 654x362]

I think America could handle the White House and/or Congress getting the V treatment.

I want the "V treatment" from this...

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Um in that movie she was almost gang raped, had a date with a closeted homosexual who wanted to use her as a beard and dressed up like this
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for  a pedo


Which one of those do you want?
 
2018-01-04 8:08:35 PM  

snowshovel: Senseless_drivel: Will there a video appearance when it the DOW crosses 25,000 the second time?

[mspoweruser.com image 800x550]

If it goes down it will be because the Democrats aren't coming to the table with DACA.


Republicans have the WH, the House, Senate and majority on SCOTUS
How can anything be the Democrats fault?
 
2018-01-04 8:09:33 PM  
It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.
 
2018-01-04 8:12:43 PM  

Befuddled: It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.


That one is actually easy
In 1801, Thomas Jefferson discontinued the practice of delivering the address in person, regarding it as too monarchical (similar to the Speech from the Throne). Instead, the address was written and then sent to Congress to be read by a clerk until 1913 when Woodrow Wilson re-established the practice despite some initial controversy. However, there have been exceptions to this rule. Presidents during the latter half of the 20th century have sent written State of the Union addresses. The last President to do this was Jimmy Carter in 1981.
 
2018-01-04 8:14:15 PM  

UsikFark: "Thank you for being with us today," Trump said in what appeared to be a video recording played on two large screens in the briefing room.
He did not take questions.

It'd be freaky if video Trump started lambasting reporters.


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"People look at my administration as a strict progression of ideas to implementation, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, bigly-hugely... stuff."
 
2018-01-04 8:15:51 PM  

whr21: I remember, back in the day if a President had something to say he wouldn't hide behind a screen.

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Hell, he might even bring you coffee.


Meanwhile, the only thing the Annoying Orange will bring you is covfefe.
 
2018-01-04 8:17:45 PM  

Befuddled: It's going to be telling to see Trump's demeanor when he has to do the State of the Union address in a month or two as I'd bet he's having a breakdown.


He'll be in front of a crowd that will not criticize him as he speaks and half the room will explode into applause after every other sentence. He'll be there and love every minute of it.
 
2018-01-04 8:21:12 PM  
He's more like Max Hardcore, right? Still grabbing them by the pussy.
 
2018-01-04 8:27:15 PM  
Am at work and internet connection sucks so I gotta ask....

Any truth to the allegations that Trump's press cameo video, despite only being roughly two minutes long, contained a lot of cuts and edits? Like the man literally cannot express a coherent thought or read off a teleprompter for 120 seconds straight?
 
2018-01-04 8:31:32 PM  
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...the good ones were taken.
 
2018-01-04 8:32:54 PM  

Wretschko: Am at work and internet connection sucks so I gotta ask....

Any truth to the allegations that Trump's press cameo video, despite only being roughly two minutes long, contained a lot of cuts and edits? Like the man literally cannot express a coherent thought or read off a teleprompter for 120 seconds straight?


There were was a two-camera setup for no reason at all. It cut back and forth between them without him changing his eyeline. I'm not sure if it was to hide edits or not. I'd have to watch it again to see, but I can't stand the idea of watching it again.
 
2018-01-04 8:36:13 PM  
That's impossible, since Max Headroom and Edison Carter were all about revealing the truth...

Wretschko: Am at work and internet connection sucks so I gotta ask....

Any truth to the allegations that Trump's press cameo video, despite only being roughly two minutes long, contained a lot of cuts and edits? Like the man literally cannot express a coherent thought or read off a teleprompter for 120 seconds straight?


There is only so much that Adderall can make up for.  Donnie can't type coherently in a Tweet, and you expect him to maintain focus for a camera at this point? Cripes, he can't remember that his own wife doesn't want to hold hands in public, or that she loathes him, and you expect him to be able to maintain the facade of a cogent and together human for more than a soundbyte?
 
2018-01-04 8:37:21 PM  

NeoCortex42: Wretschko: Am at work and internet connection sucks so I gotta ask....

Any truth to the allegations that Trump's press cameo video, despite only being roughly two minutes long, contained a lot of cuts and edits? Like the man literally cannot express a coherent thought or read off a teleprompter for 120 seconds straight?

There were was a two-camera setup for no reason at all. It cut back and forth between them without him changing his eyeline. I'm not sure if it was to hide edits or not. I'd have to watch it again to see, but I can't stand the idea of watching it again.


His weekly address is shot in the same manner, same skin tone, same squinty facial expression...
 
2018-01-04 8:38:23 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [media.licdn.com image 640x347]


I made a few adjustments.

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2018-01-04 8:40:28 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: Behold, the Shiat Wizard of OZ.

Broadcasting from his gold-plated shiatadel at the end of the brown-brick road.


Fark off Lahey
 
2018-01-04 8:42:28 PM  

Oysterman: [static.anarchivism.org image 650x280]

...the good ones were taken.


The more times I watch that flick, the more basic it gets.

/wish i could go back to "seen it once"
//so many plot holes and so much silliness
/taye diggs constantly smiling but never being taken into custody? yeahokthen
 
2018-01-04 8:44:26 PM  
Maybe I should watch the Paranormia music video from Art Of Noise again.  It may actually put this administration into sharper focus.
 
2018-01-04 8:52:18 PM  

gameshowhost: Oysterman: [static.anarchivism.org image 650x280]

...the good ones were taken.

The more times I watch that flick, the more basic it gets.

/wish i could go back to "seen it once"
//so many plot holes and so much silliness
/taye diggs constantly smiling but never being taken into custody? yeahokthen


As dumb as it is, and it is retarded, it is still oscar caliber compared to his other movie. Ultraviolet. But the How Did This Get Made for Ultraviolet is great.
 
2018-01-04 9:18:08 PM  

spongeboob: LovesToSpooge: Flappyhead: LovesToSpooge: [img.fark.net image 654x362]

I think America could handle the White House and/or Congress getting the V treatment.

I want the "V treatment" from this...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Um in that movie she was almost gang raped, had a date with a closeted homosexual who wanted to use her as a beard and dressed up like this
[img.fark.net image 200x250]
for  a pedo


Which one of those do you want?


Sounds like a Focus on the Family convention.
 
2018-01-04 9:27:06 PM  

dsmith42: gameshowhost: Oysterman: [static.anarchivism.org image 650x280]

...the good ones were taken.

The more times I watch that flick, the more basic it gets.

/wish i could go back to "seen it once"
//so many plot holes and so much silliness
/taye diggs constantly smiling but never being taken into custody? yeahokthen

As dumb as it is, and it is retarded, it is still oscar caliber compared to his other movie. Ultraviolet. But the How Did This Get Made for Ultraviolet is great.


I couldn't even stay awake for Ultraviolet. Awful.  Maybe I should watch the HDTGM instead of ever trying again.
 
2018-01-04 10:07:21 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: Behold, the Shiat Wizard of OZ.

Broadcasting from his gold-plated shiatadel at the end of the brown-brick road.


Sane People:
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Trumpsters:
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2018-01-04 10:21:46 PM  
NETWORK 23

20 Minutes into the Future

 
2018-01-04 10:23:50 PM  
Are we sure he isn't dead and they didn't just CGI him in there like Peter Cushing?
 
2018-01-04 10:53:39 PM  

spongeboob: LovesToSpooge: Flappyhead: LovesToSpooge: [img.fark.net image 654x362]

I think America could handle the White House and/or Congress getting the V treatment.

I want the "V treatment" from this...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Um in that movie she was almost gang raped, had a date with a closeted homosexual who wanted to use her as a beard and dressed up like this
[img.fark.net image 200x250]
for  a pedo


Which one of those do you want?


That would pretty much cover most of Congress and the White House staff..
 
2018-01-04 11:58:18 PM  
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2018-01-05 2:02:10 AM  
Does that mean he will be cancelled after less than a year and forgotten only to be remembered occasionally as a joke?

/I'm ok with that
//at this point
///Stockholm syndrome
 
2018-01-05 3:05:14 AM  

spongeboob: LovesToSpooge: Flappyhead: LovesToSpooge: [img.fark.net image 654x362]

I think America could handle the White House and/or Congress getting the V treatment.

I want the "V treatment" from this...

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Um in that movie she was almost gang raped, had a date with a closeted homosexual who wanted to use her as a beard and dressed up like this
[img.fark.net image 200x250]
for  a pedo


Which one of those do you want?


Ahhhh, what a perfect christian utopia that was. No atheists or other religions allowed. Truly a paradise.
 
2018-01-05 5:00:23 AM  

ImOscar: [img.fark.net image 425x242]


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