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(Daily Mail)   Hindu monk tows van around with his penis. Not as efficient as AAA, but much more entertaining   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-03 02:15:39 PM  
Known affectionately by his friends as 'Stretch.'
 
2018-01-03 03:11:00 PM  
Ugh, why did I click that? It's never a hot buddhist monk like this:
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2018-01-03 03:49:24 PM  
Man that water's deep!
 
2018-01-03 03:49:28 PM  
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Worst. Santa. Ever.
 
2018-01-03 03:49:53 PM  
What a dick.
 
2018-01-03 03:51:16 PM  
Apparently, Subby's been calling a different AAA than I have.
 
2018-01-03 03:54:16 PM  
Looks like he's got dicky-do syndrome.
 
2018-01-03 04:03:13 PM  
Supercompensation.  When muscles are stressed the become bigger and stronger. When bones are compressed the increase in diameter.
 
2018-01-03 04:11:27 PM  
The "why not both?" is that coincidentally, subby's penis is the size of a AAA.
 
2018-01-03 04:13:38 PM  
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
 
2018-01-03 04:15:48 PM  

MessyDwarf: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x554]
Worst. Santa. Ever.


Nah, he's just doing trans training and learning how to effectively tuck it in.

/ #tuckinit.
// #stigginit.
 
2018-01-03 04:20:00 PM  
How to enlarge your penis with this one simple trick.
 
2018-01-03 04:21:02 PM  
Well.... that's a stretch.
 
2018-01-03 04:27:44 PM  

bigoldthor: Looks like he's got dicky-do syndrome.


Dicky-do syndrome:  when your gut sticks out further than your dicky do.
 
2018-01-03 04:31:14 PM  
Dick move.
 
2018-01-03 04:32:21 PM  
"NO. I said do you drive stick?!"
 
2018-01-03 04:33:01 PM  
That's great that he can tow a truck, but can he hammer a six-inch spike through a board with it?  We gotta have standards.
 
2018-01-03 04:37:07 PM  

MessyDwarf: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x554]
Worst. Santa. Ever.


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No, no.  This is the worst Santa evar
 
2018-01-03 04:38:47 PM  
Who do I call if he doesn't come in the next hour?
 
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2018-01-03 04:50:11 PM  
"It was for charity!"

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2018-01-03 04:50:18 PM  
Better hope the bastard king of England doesn't get jealous.

/Obscure?
 
2018-01-03 04:51:02 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Who do I call if he doesn't come in the next hour?


Your mom to finish him off.
 
2018-01-03 05:11:47 PM  
Couldn't he just have bought a Corvette as compensation?
 
2018-01-03 05:18:02 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Well, I can clearly see your nuts.


Bubble bee tuna 
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2018-01-03 06:14:52 PM  
When that monk does the helicopter he actually can get airborne.
 
2018-01-03 06:28:43 PM  
the river looks like a cesspool ....ah i got it.
 
2018-01-03 06:31:40 PM  

secondpsych: BumpInTheNight: Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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You speak Wachutu?
 
2018-01-03 06:58:17 PM  
It's been a while since I played D&D... at what level does the monk get the "Pull Weights With Your Nads" ability?
 
2018-01-03 08:16:46 PM  
Looks like a handball to me.
 
2018-01-03 09:22:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ugh, why did I click that? It's never a hot buddhist monk like this:
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Hot monk thread please?
 
2018-01-03 10:54:11 PM  
Viagra not available?
/I read TFA
//Username checks out
 
2018-01-03 11:31:17 PM  
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It's not pulling a van, but I'm not sure I'd want her if she had the ability to pull a van.
 
2018-01-04 12:09:01 AM  
Pfft. It probably doesn't even have the parking brake on.
 
2018-01-04 03:09:29 AM  

washington-babylon: Better hope the bastard king of England doesn't get jealous.

/Obscure?


Not obscure at all
The Bastard King of England from The Black Album
Youtube d71vtSKetUE
 
2018-01-04 09:27:03 AM  

anuran: washington-babylon: Better hope the bastard king of England doesn't get jealous.

/Obscure?

Not obscure at all
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/d71vtSKe​tUE]


Proving once again that nothing is completely obscure on fark.
 
2018-01-04 10:47:14 AM  
I use mine as a jack stand
 
2018-01-04 12:37:30 PM  
Pfft...pulling it: That's child's play. Can he push a van with it like I do?
 
2018-01-04 12:47:51 PM  
The big question is how well can he pull a train?
 
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