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(Page Six)   Carrie Underwood after receiving 40 stitches in her face looks like...Carrie Underwood   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2018-01-03 01:15:03 PM  
18 votes:
I don't know which one is Carrie.

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2018-01-03 01:22:52 PM  
13 votes:
I'd like to get a look at her snatch
2018-01-03 01:29:28 PM  
9 votes:
40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.

If an ugly-ass motherfarker like me walked in with the same injury, they'd probably have had a resident put ~5 stitches in and be done. After all, hey, chicks dig mensur scars, right? *rolleyes*
2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  
7 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Pic:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.


i put my hand through a glass door and asked the doctor how many stitches i got.  he said he quit counting at about 50 and went for a while.
2018-01-03 03:57:07 PM  
4 votes:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The one wearing eye makeup to the gym.
2018-01-03 02:06:57 PM  
4 votes:
Carrie Gavemewood
2018-01-03 01:51:40 PM  
4 votes:
She'll be fine - rich people can afford proper medical care that won't leave them looking like they got hacked by a butcher.  She should just be grateful she can afford it.
2018-01-03 01:24:55 PM  
4 votes:
I've had stitches before and didn't come out looking like that. I need a better plastic surgeon.
2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  
4 votes:

Mongo No.5: tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...

WAS a hockey a player.  Or once a hockey player, always a hockey player?

/hockey player


Great Big Sea - HelmetHead
Youtube AmRFKZBwG4k
2018-01-03 02:14:49 PM  
3 votes:

dv-ous: 40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.


Not really overachieving, given said requirement to be pretty.  And you're  right:  I really am wondering how many I'd get if I walked into an ER with the same injury.  "Superglue and a bill for $10,000" is probably the answer.  Hence, I don't go to a lot of ERs.

On the other hand (err, bah-dum-tishhhh), an underweight 34 year old who broke her wrist with a simple fall ~really~ ought to get her bone density checked early and often.  It's too late to add any strength (naturally), but ya' can work on preventing losing more.

/ pet peave
2018-01-03 02:10:19 PM  
3 votes:
Fist of an Angry God take the wheel.
2018-01-03 01:50:46 PM  
3 votes:
Considering she's extremely talented (although not my cup of tea), has a huge country music fan base, is a powerful figure in her industry, and is in the 99.9 percentile as far as conventional looks, her scar will only serve to make her a bit more human and relatable.      The only way it won't go over well is if she makes a big deal out of it and comes across as vain.
2018-01-03 01:32:25 PM  
3 votes:
Carrie Underwood Audition at American Idol
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2018-01-03 04:48:05 PM  
2 votes:

SFSailor: dv-ous: 40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.

Not really overachieving, given said requirement to be pretty.  And you're  right:  I really am wondering how many I'd get if I walked into an ER with the same injury.  "Superglue and a bill for $10,000" is probably the answer.  Hence, I don't go to a lot of ERs.

On the other hand (err, bah-dum-tishhhh), an underweight 34 year old who broke her wrist with a simple fall ~really~ ought to get her bone density checked early and often.  It's too late to add any strength (naturally), but ya' can work on preventing losing more.

/ pet peave


I would hardly classify an incident requiring 40-50 stitches as a "simple fall.".  No matter your weight, that kind of fall can easily result in broken bones.
2018-01-03 02:04:27 PM  
2 votes:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The one you'd rather fark.
2018-01-03 02:02:30 PM  
2 votes:

no shirt no shoes: Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...


Like a baby's head

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2018-01-03 01:25:20 PM  
2 votes:

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


A wrist cast/brace.  Try to keep up here - she fell.
2018-01-03 01:23:55 PM  
2 votes:

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


A brace. She broke her wrist in the same fall that messed up her face.
2018-01-03 01:17:58 PM  
2 votes:
Wait.... WHAT?!?

No, please, someone - ANYONE - tell me WTF is this link, and please post the 'pic' not visible in TFA, and generally just describe how this made the main page?!?
2018-01-03 01:15:33 PM  
2 votes:
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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.
2018-01-03 07:46:15 PM  
1 vote:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd like to get a look at her snatch


I second that
2018-01-03 07:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
SFSailor: nein: I would hardly classify an incident requiring 40-50 stitches as a "simple fall.".  No matter your weight, that kind of fall can easily result in broken bones.

(a) As already mentioned, she got 40-50 stitches for cosmetic reasons.  Without a shot of the opened wound, it's hard to know what non-celebrities / non-paid-for-their-looks / non-wealthy people would get.  That number has no relation to the severity of the injury, let alone the fall itself.

We have no idea if she got that many stitches because of cosmetic reasons. You don't just get stitches to look good- if something required even a quarter of that many stitches, chances are that it was a pretty significant injury.  I highly doubt this was an injury that required only 5 stitches, but she got 50 just to look better.

(b) Did it involve an external source of energy? (Car crash / falling off a 2nd story balcony / getting hit by a 280# linebacker / etc?)  If it's only a body-weight slip-and-fall, it's a simple fall that shouldn't really result in broken bones, though the wrist is particularly fragile, even in normal-weight/healthy-bone people.

Again, we have no idea.  I'm sure she has a big house, maybe she fell down a huge flight of stairs.  Maybe she crashed into a heavy marble thing.  We don't know, but given the combination of her injuries, I wouldn't attribute her broken wrist to being underweight.
2018-01-03 04:58:33 PM  
1 vote:

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AVG GODDAM( B*F&YDSOMUCH!!

1. Your work is always great
2. FARKING Creepy as *HELL*
2018-01-03 04:03:58 PM  
1 vote:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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Looks like she has makeup on... must not have been a very tough workout.
2018-01-03 03:47:52 PM  
1 vote:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.


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It's clearly 45 stitches.
2018-01-03 03:24:52 PM  
1 vote:

dv-ous: 40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.

If an ugly-ass motherfarker like me walked in with the same injury, they'd probably have had a resident put ~5 stitches in and be done. After all, hey, chicks dig mensur scars, right? *rolleyes*


Always ask for the plastic surgeon on call.  It's not just about having a minimal scar. There's nerve damage and healing time.  I don't care if my finger has a scar on it, but I do care that it's now numb from the last knuckle.
2018-01-03 02:42:48 PM  
1 vote:
dv-ous:If an ugly-ass motherfarker like me walked in with the same injury, they'd probably have had a resident put ~5 stitchesstaples in and be done.

Ftfy
2018-01-03 01:59:18 PM  
1 vote:
It's not her face I want to see
2018-01-03 01:44:53 PM  
1 vote:
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Sadly Tyler, the Creator didn't come out looking as good after the accident. I think his doctor went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
2018-01-03 01:25:27 PM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: Wait.... WHAT?!?

No, please, someone - ANYONE - tell me WTF is this link, and please post the 'pic' not visible in TFA, and generally just describe how this made the main page?!?


Okay, read the rest of the tread, and have myself answered: Stop asking questions, toshy.
2018-01-03 01:16:25 PM  
1 vote:
"Fell", her husband is a hockey player...
2018-01-03 01:15:44 PM  
1 vote:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The shorter one
2018-01-03 01:15:33 PM  
1 vote:
Snitches, get stitches right?
 
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