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(Newsweek)   A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, artificial intelligence, Robotics, cybersecurity expert, brain-computer interface, Mind, butt plug, Artificial intelligence researchers, vulnerable butt plug  
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2018-01-03 02:52:11 PM  
31 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:02:39 PM  
23 votes:
Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
2018-01-03 03:01:47 PM  
23 votes:
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2018-01-03 02:58:43 PM  
15 votes:

scubatuck: "One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."


Vulnerable Butt Plug is the name of my emo-GWAR cover band
2018-01-03 03:46:13 PM  
14 votes:
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2018-01-03 02:39:24 PM  
14 votes:
Don't care. Had sex.
2018-01-03 02:13:09 PM  
14 votes:
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2018-01-03 01:49:22 PM  
14 votes:
Pffft.
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2018-01-03 04:19:33 PM  
12 votes:

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]

No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


You'll never look at Ice Cream the same way again.....

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2018-01-03 03:41:13 PM  
12 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:17:02 PM  
12 votes:
Cop:  Dude got killed by a sexbot.  Another dumb accident.
Inspector:  It was no accident.  She had an extra GOTO 10 line inserted.
2018-01-03 04:37:48 PM  
11 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:22:35 PM  
11 votes:

Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.


If you go stainless, the sex will be painless
2018-01-03 02:59:46 PM  
11 votes:
Kwame is doomed.
2018-01-03 02:53:13 PM  
10 votes:

Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]


Username doesn't check out.
2018-01-03 02:51:32 PM  
10 votes:
Never stick your dick in buggy.
2018-01-03 03:30:15 PM  
9 votes:

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.


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2018-01-03 03:16:21 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-01-03 02:53:28 PM  
9 votes:
Situation Normal Unless Stimulation Needed Underneath.
2018-01-03 04:20:22 PM  
8 votes:
FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?
2018-01-03 03:05:15 PM  
8 votes:
So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".
2018-01-03 02:56:52 PM  
8 votes:
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2018-01-03 04:14:32 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-01-03 07:15:35 PM  
6 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Vacuums are still okay though right?


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2018-01-03 04:00:34 PM  
6 votes:

jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)


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2018-01-03 03:51:13 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:43:37 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:20:05 PM  
6 votes:
I'll just have sex with real live people.

[No.... no I won't]
2018-01-03 03:08:44 PM  
6 votes:

Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.


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2018-01-03 02:54:41 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-01-03 02:52:37 PM  
6 votes:

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


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2018-01-03 07:20:07 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-03 04:23:02 PM  
5 votes:

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


...if you have to ask...
2018-01-03 03:14:17 PM  
5 votes:
Some people consider the strangulation a feature
2018-01-03 03:11:25 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-03 02:52:35 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-03 03:37:28 PM  
4 votes:
if they can grip it hard enough to kill me....then i have found the girlrobot of my dreams...
2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
4 votes:
Don't fault my segment, baby. Its not the size of your RAM, its the oscillation of your clock that matters.
2018-01-03 03:20:48 PM  
4 votes:
Death by 1:010:111?
2018-01-03 03:14:01 PM  
4 votes:
See this is why you need those little kid sex bots, you can take them in a fight if need be.
2018-01-03 02:58:26 PM  
4 votes:
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/droid, please...
2018-01-03 03:59:29 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror...

"Black Mirror: The Nutcracker Suite"
2018-01-03 03:34:05 PM  
3 votes:
Screws, floppy drives, RAM, bytes...the jokes just write themselves, folks.
2018-01-03 03:12:59 PM  
3 votes:

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.
Someone needs to do a welfare check

2018-01-03 11:37:00 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, you may reprogram my sexbot to murder me, but that also means I can reprogram your murderbot to have sex with me.
2018-01-03 08:35:55 PM  
2 votes:
"Technological developments mean that we are on a path to a world in which it will be possible to decode people's mental processes and directly manipulate the brain mechanisms underlying their intentions, emotions and decisions; where individuals can communicate with others simply by thinking; and where powerful computational systems linked directly to people's brains facilitate their interactions with the world such that their mental and physical abilities are greatly enhanced," the researchers wrote.

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I've seen this movie; it doesn't end well.
2018-01-03 05:00:22 PM  
2 votes:

Marine1: If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.


You get rejected by your right hand? Jeez, as long as I can wax my dolphin I'll never have to worry about hackers (either computer or crazy female). If things get boring, we can always dress up
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2018-01-03 03:54:20 PM  
2 votes:

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]

No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


Upgrades cost more.
2018-01-03 03:52:39 PM  
2 votes:
200lbs pfft you don't even have to romance those. 
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2018-01-03 03:44:47 PM  
2 votes:
Doesn't look like anything to me.
2018-01-03 03:42:38 PM  
2 votes:
That's okay, I'll be chaining it up one way or the other.
2018-01-03 03:24:28 PM  
2 votes:

bigoldthor: Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.

If you go stainless, the sex will be painless


Better warm that up first.
2018-01-03 03:02:03 PM  
2 votes:
Vacuums are still okay though right?
2018-01-03 02:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I wanted to name the band Hacked Sexbots, but believe it or not, that name was taken three times over.
2018-01-03 02:53:59 PM  
2 votes:
"One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."
2018-01-04 09:59:18 AM  
1 vote:

suckfest: A sex bot with knives?  Step right up, It sucks and slices!  Now Great in bed, and the kitchen.


Isn't that every man's dream? A whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen.
2018-01-04 09:44:28 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-03 09:31:22 PM  
1 vote:

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


Look, if you don't already know, I'm not going to tell you what you have been missing out on.
2018-01-03 06:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer to think of it as farking the kill-bots.

/Make mine a Decepticon!
2018-01-03 06:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-03 04:47:31 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder


To be fair most coders are virgins and don't really know the process.
2018-01-03 04:35:02 PM  
1 vote:

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?



Same reason it's equipped with motors powerful enough to crush bones and suck hard enough to remove all blood from your body. Over-engineering in an attempt to please the absolute freakiest of customers.

OR, because it's built under military contract and that's the way to dial up production cost.
2018-01-03 04:32:50 PM  
1 vote:
Nah, they always follow the rules.
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2018-01-03 04:19:55 PM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)

[img.fark.net image 850x478]


Its not a Vagina its a chubacabra, except for dicks.
2018-01-03 04:06:47 PM  
1 vote:

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


That's my marriage summed up in one GIF.
2018-01-03 04:05:25 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care as long as they do it by drowning me through squirting vodak from their robotic hoo has.
2018-01-03 03:39:39 PM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.

[img.fark.net image 194x259]


Username checks out!
2018-01-03 03:33:43 PM  
1 vote:

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


I guess that depends upon the robot and the human.
2018-01-03 03:33:41 PM  
1 vote:

sunderland56: So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".


I don't know if he was coming or going
2018-01-03 03:33:23 PM  
1 vote:
If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder
2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
1 vote:
People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.
2018-01-03 03:25:59 PM  
1 vote:

fifthhorseman: Never stick your dick in buggy.


Gives a whole new meaning to being on the bleeding edge of technology.
2018-01-03 03:24:18 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]


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2018-01-03 03:22:52 PM  
1 vote:
"Hackers were able to take control of and send vibrate commands to the Hush butt plug last year. "

If this was not a Newsweek article I'd have believed it was a joke.
2018-01-03 03:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
Joe The Gigolo unavailable for comment.
2018-01-03 02:57:19 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.
 
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