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(Newsweek)   A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, artificial intelligence, Robotics, cybersecurity expert, brain-computer interface, Mind, butt plug, Artificial intelligence researchers, vulnerable butt plug  
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2018-01-03 03:38:30 PM  

ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

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No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?
 
2018-01-03 03:39:39 PM  

Fart_Machine: Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.

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Username checks out!
 
2018-01-03 03:41:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:42:38 PM  
That's okay, I'll be chaining it up one way or the other.
 
2018-01-03 03:43:37 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:44:47 PM  
Doesn't look like anything to me.
 
2018-01-03 03:46:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:51:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:52:39 PM  
200lbs pfft you don't even have to romance those. 
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2018-01-03 03:54:20 PM  

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]

No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


Upgrades cost more.
 
2018-01-03 03:56:46 PM  
Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)
 
2018-01-03 03:58:22 PM  
Well... not the ONLY difference.
 
2018-01-03 03:59:29 PM  
Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror...

"Black Mirror: The Nutcracker Suite"
 
2018-01-03 04:00:34 PM  

jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)


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2018-01-03 04:05:25 PM  
I don't care as long as they do it by drowning me through squirting vodak from their robotic hoo has.
 
2018-01-03 04:06:47 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


That's my marriage summed up in one GIF.
 
2018-01-03 04:14:32 PM  
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2018-01-03 04:17:04 PM  

Two16: [img.fark.net image 565x432]
/droid, please...


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Sup, gurl
 
2018-01-03 04:19:33 PM  

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]

No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


You'll never look at Ice Cream the same way again.....

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2018-01-03 04:19:55 PM  

BumpInTheNight: jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)

[img.fark.net image 850x478]


Its not a Vagina its a chubacabra, except for dicks.
 
2018-01-03 04:20:22 PM  
FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?
 
2018-01-03 04:23:02 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


...if you have to ask...
 
2018-01-03 04:24:59 PM  

Mega Steve: Two16: [img.fark.net image 565x432]
/droid, please...

[img.fark.net image 711x561]

Sup, gurl


I never liked the fact that D84 gets killed in that episode.

They should have made him (it) a companion.
 
2018-01-03 04:27:14 PM  

brax33: WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


Why wouldn't it?
 
2018-01-03 04:32:50 PM  
Nah, they always follow the rules.
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2018-01-03 04:34:30 PM  
Dang, they're automating snu snu.
 
2018-01-03 04:35:02 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?



Same reason it's equipped with motors powerful enough to crush bones and suck hard enough to remove all blood from your body. Over-engineering in an attempt to please the absolute freakiest of customers.

OR, because it's built under military contract and that's the way to dial up production cost.
 
2018-01-03 04:37:48 PM  
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2018-01-03 04:45:01 PM  
If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.
 
2018-01-03 04:45:51 PM  
How can I get a gig as a "security expert" so I can say stupid shiat to media outlets and they'll write stories about it? Does it pay well?
 
2018-01-03 04:47:31 PM  

abhorrent1: If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder


To be fair most coders are virgins and don't really know the process.
 
2018-01-03 04:53:15 PM  
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Linked?
 
2018-01-03 05:00:22 PM  

Marine1: If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.


You get rejected by your right hand? Jeez, as long as I can wax my dolphin I'll never have to worry about hackers (either computer or crazy female). If things get boring, we can always dress up
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2018-01-03 05:08:29 PM  
If your robot farking regimen is so open and notorious you can be killed with your dick in the thing maybe you should be removed from the gene pool.
 
2018-01-03 05:10:20 PM  
There may be some money in death or mutilation, but the real money maker is the data collection.

Do I mean data as video and audio recordings as blackmail material or do I mean data as part of the collected accumulation of information on tastes, desires and interests that are already being mined today?

It's both.
 
2018-01-03 05:15:24 PM  

WTP 2: if they can grip it hard enough to kill me....then i have found the girlrobot of my dreams...


What the "White Knuckler" might look like.
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/niginata please
 
2018-01-03 05:26:33 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


For the same reason that they put Gatling guns in the Space Shuttles in that utterly stupid movie, Armageddon.... cause spectacular damage, not for any rational reason.
 
2018-01-03 05:31:59 PM  

Armchair_Invective: If this was not a Newsweek article I'd have believed it was a joke.


A link FTA:  Read more: Artificial intelligence could hijack brain-computer interfaces and take control of our minds

Yeah.  That oozes credibility.
 
2018-01-03 05:35:23 PM  
Newsweak ... what an appropriate title ...
 
2018-01-03 05:51:42 PM  

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PNSFW
 
2018-01-03 06:01:36 PM  
Before or After?
 
2018-01-03 06:16:01 PM  
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2018-01-03 06:29:52 PM  
Anyone ask Arcos what their position is on this?
 
2018-01-03 06:35:55 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


It's not like we really deserve to survive as a species right now, so might as well have a little fun before we flicker out.
 
2018-01-03 06:44:31 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


People should be scared that they want to have sex with a robot.
 
2018-01-03 06:53:16 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Vacuums are still okay though right?


Hard or soft vacuum?
 
2018-01-03 06:53:54 PM  
I prefer to think of it as farking the kill-bots.

/Make mine a Decepticon!
 
2018-01-03 06:54:14 PM  
Death by Faux Snu-snu ?
 
2018-01-03 07:15:35 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Vacuums are still okay though right?


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2018-01-03 07:20:07 PM  
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