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(Newsweek)   A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, artificial intelligence, Robotics, cybersecurity expert, brain-computer interface, Mind, butt plug, Artificial intelligence researchers, vulnerable butt plug  
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2018-01-03 01:49:22 PM  
Pffft.
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2018-01-03 02:13:09 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:39:24 PM  
Don't care. Had sex.
 
2018-01-03 02:51:32 PM  
Never stick your dick in buggy.
 
2018-01-03 02:52:11 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:52:35 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:52:37 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


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2018-01-03 02:53:13 PM  

Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]


Username doesn't check out.
 
2018-01-03 02:53:28 PM  
Situation Normal Unless Stimulation Needed Underneath.
 
2018-01-03 02:53:59 PM  
"One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."
 
2018-01-03 02:54:41 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:56:52 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:57:19 PM  
I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.
 
2018-01-03 02:57:35 PM  
Yeah, I wanted to name the band Hacked Sexbots, but believe it or not, that name was taken three times over.
 
2018-01-03 02:58:10 PM  
I can tell you this, I'm never going to Itchy and Scratchy Land again.
 
2018-01-03 02:58:26 PM  
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/droid, please...
 
2018-01-03 02:58:43 PM  

scubatuck: "One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."


Vulnerable Butt Plug is the name of my emo-GWAR cover band
 
2018-01-03 02:59:46 PM  
Kwame is doomed.
 
2018-01-03 03:01:47 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:02:03 PM  
Vacuums are still okay though right?
 
2018-01-03 03:02:39 PM  
Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
 
2018-01-03 03:05:15 PM  
So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".
 
2018-01-03 03:08:44 PM  

Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.


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2018-01-03 03:09:58 PM  
Still probably less likely than getting murdered by a crazy human partner.
 
2018-01-03 03:11:25 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:12:39 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.


This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.


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2018-01-03 03:12:59 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.
Someone needs to do a welfare check

 
2018-01-03 03:14:01 PM  
See this is why you need those little kid sex bots, you can take them in a fight if need be.
 
2018-01-03 03:14:17 PM  
Some people consider the strangulation a feature
 
2018-01-03 03:16:21 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:17:02 PM  
Cop:  Dude got killed by a sexbot.  Another dumb accident.
Inspector:  It was no accident.  She had an extra GOTO 10 line inserted.
 
2018-01-03 03:18:07 PM  
Joe The Gigolo unavailable for comment.
 
2018-01-03 03:18:49 PM  
I mean, of course this will happen eventually. Nobody is forcing you to screw that robot, though.
 
2018-01-03 03:20:05 PM  
I'll just have sex with real live people.

[No.... no I won't]
 
2018-01-03 03:20:48 PM  
Death by 1:010:111?
 
2018-01-03 03:22:35 PM  

Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.


If you go stainless, the sex will be painless
 
2018-01-03 03:22:52 PM  
"Hackers were able to take control of and send vibrate commands to the Hush butt plug last year. "

If this was not a Newsweek article I'd have believed it was a joke.
 
2018-01-03 03:24:18 PM  

ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

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2018-01-03 03:24:28 PM  

bigoldthor: Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.

If you go stainless, the sex will be painless


Better warm that up first.
 
2018-01-03 03:25:59 PM  

fifthhorseman: Never stick your dick in buggy.


Gives a whole new meaning to being on the bleeding edge of technology.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:15 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.


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2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
Don't fault my segment, baby. Its not the size of your RAM, its the oscillation of your clock that matters.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:59 PM  

Oysterman: Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]

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Racist
 
2018-01-03 03:33:23 PM  
If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder
 
2018-01-03 03:33:41 PM  

sunderland56: So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".


I don't know if he was coming or going
 
2018-01-03 03:33:43 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


I guess that depends upon the robot and the human.
 
2018-01-03 03:34:05 PM  
Screws, floppy drives, RAM, bytes...the jokes just write themselves, folks.
 
2018-01-03 03:34:06 PM  
Ex machina also checks out
 
2018-01-03 03:37:28 PM  
if they can grip it hard enough to kill me....then i have found the girlrobot of my dreams...
 
2018-01-03 03:38:30 PM  

ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]


No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?
 
2018-01-03 03:39:39 PM  

Fart_Machine: Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.

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Username checks out!
 
2018-01-03 03:41:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:42:38 PM  
That's okay, I'll be chaining it up one way or the other.
 
2018-01-03 03:43:37 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:44:47 PM  
Doesn't look like anything to me.
 
2018-01-03 03:46:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:51:13 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:52:39 PM  
200lbs pfft you don't even have to romance those. 
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2018-01-03 03:54:20 PM  

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

[geekologie.com image 450x338]

No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


Upgrades cost more.
 
2018-01-03 03:56:46 PM  
Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)
 
2018-01-03 03:58:22 PM  
Well... not the ONLY difference.
 
2018-01-03 03:59:29 PM  
Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror...

"Black Mirror: The Nutcracker Suite"
 
2018-01-03 04:00:34 PM  

jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)


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2018-01-03 04:05:25 PM  
I don't care as long as they do it by drowning me through squirting vodak from their robotic hoo has.
 
2018-01-03 04:06:47 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


That's my marriage summed up in one GIF.
 
2018-01-03 04:14:32 PM  
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2018-01-03 04:17:04 PM  

Two16: [img.fark.net image 565x432]
/droid, please...


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Sup, gurl
 
2018-01-03 04:19:33 PM  

bigoldthor: ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

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No, no...I said TWO in the pink.

/where's the stink?


You'll never look at Ice Cream the same way again.....

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2018-01-03 04:19:55 PM  

BumpInTheNight: jayessell: Maybe instead of having disinfectant and heating elements built in the entire module should be removable for cleaning.
(Well... It would HAVE to be, wouldn't it? Who can afford His  & Her Sexbots when the only difference is the plug and play interface module?)

[img.fark.net image 850x478]


Its not a Vagina its a chubacabra, except for dicks.
 
2018-01-03 04:20:22 PM  
FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?
 
2018-01-03 04:23:02 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


...if you have to ask...
 
2018-01-03 04:24:59 PM  

Mega Steve: Two16: [img.fark.net image 565x432]
/droid, please...

[img.fark.net image 711x561]

Sup, gurl


I never liked the fact that D84 gets killed in that episode.

They should have made him (it) a companion.
 
2018-01-03 04:27:14 PM  

brax33: WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


Why wouldn't it?
 
2018-01-03 04:32:50 PM  
Nah, they always follow the rules.
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2018-01-03 04:34:30 PM  
Dang, they're automating snu snu.
 
2018-01-03 04:35:02 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?



Same reason it's equipped with motors powerful enough to crush bones and suck hard enough to remove all blood from your body. Over-engineering in an attempt to please the absolute freakiest of customers.

OR, because it's built under military contract and that's the way to dial up production cost.
 
2018-01-03 04:37:48 PM  
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2018-01-03 04:45:01 PM  
If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.
 
2018-01-03 04:45:51 PM  
How can I get a gig as a "security expert" so I can say stupid shiat to media outlets and they'll write stories about it? Does it pay well?
 
2018-01-03 04:47:31 PM  

abhorrent1: If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder


To be fair most coders are virgins and don't really know the process.
 
2018-01-03 04:53:15 PM  
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Linked?
 
2018-01-03 05:00:22 PM  

Marine1: If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.


You get rejected by your right hand? Jeez, as long as I can wax my dolphin I'll never have to worry about hackers (either computer or crazy female). If things get boring, we can always dress up
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2018-01-03 05:08:29 PM  
If your robot farking regimen is so open and notorious you can be killed with your dick in the thing maybe you should be removed from the gene pool.
 
2018-01-03 05:10:20 PM  
There may be some money in death or mutilation, but the real money maker is the data collection.

Do I mean data as video and audio recordings as blackmail material or do I mean data as part of the collected accumulation of information on tastes, desires and interests that are already being mined today?

It's both.
 
2018-01-03 05:15:24 PM  

WTP 2: if they can grip it hard enough to kill me....then i have found the girlrobot of my dreams...


What the "White Knuckler" might look like.
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/niginata please
 
2018-01-03 05:26:33 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


For the same reason that they put Gatling guns in the Space Shuttles in that utterly stupid movie, Armageddon.... cause spectacular damage, not for any rational reason.
 
2018-01-03 05:31:59 PM  

Armchair_Invective: If this was not a Newsweek article I'd have believed it was a joke.


A link FTA:  Read more: Artificial intelligence could hijack brain-computer interfaces and take control of our minds

Yeah.  That oozes credibility.
 
2018-01-03 05:35:23 PM  
Newsweak ... what an appropriate title ...
 
2018-01-03 05:51:42 PM  

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2018-01-03 06:01:36 PM  
Before or After?
 
2018-01-03 06:16:01 PM  
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2018-01-03 06:29:52 PM  
Anyone ask Arcos what their position is on this?
 
2018-01-03 06:35:55 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


It's not like we really deserve to survive as a species right now, so might as well have a little fun before we flicker out.
 
2018-01-03 06:44:31 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


People should be scared that they want to have sex with a robot.
 
2018-01-03 06:53:16 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Vacuums are still okay though right?


Hard or soft vacuum?
 
2018-01-03 06:53:54 PM  
I prefer to think of it as farking the kill-bots.

/Make mine a Decepticon!
 
2018-01-03 06:54:14 PM  
Death by Faux Snu-snu ?
 
2018-01-03 07:15:35 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Vacuums are still okay though right?


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2018-01-03 07:20:07 PM  
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2018-01-03 07:37:11 PM  
Barbies are safe, but their legs break too easy.
 
2018-01-03 07:44:27 PM  

bigoldthor: Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.

If you go stainless, the sex will be painless


Once you go chrome, you'll never roam
 
2018-01-03 07:53:42 PM  

Slypork: Marine1: If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.

You get rejected by your right hand? Jeez, as long as I can wax my dolphin I'll never have to worry about hackers (either computer or crazy female). If things get boring, we can always dress up
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S'right
 
2018-01-03 08:33:46 PM  

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2018-01-03 08:35:55 PM  
"Technological developments mean that we are on a path to a world in which it will be possible to decode people's mental processes and directly manipulate the brain mechanisms underlying their intentions, emotions and decisions; where individuals can communicate with others simply by thinking; and where powerful computational systems linked directly to people's brains facilitate their interactions with the world such that their mental and physical abilities are greatly enhanced," the researchers wrote.

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I've seen this movie; it doesn't end well.
 
2018-01-03 09:31:20 PM  
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What a murdering sexbot may look like.
 
2018-01-03 09:31:22 PM  

brax33: FTFA:
Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices,

WHY DOES A SEX ROBOT HAVE KNIVES OR WELDING DEVICES!?!?!?


Look, if you don't already know, I'm not going to tell you what you have been missing out on.
 
2018-01-03 10:17:38 PM  
A sex bot with knives?  Step right up, It sucks and slices!  Now Great in bed, and the kitchen.
 
2018-01-03 10:37:50 PM  

stuffy: [tse2.mm.bing.net image 370x518]
What a murdering sexbot may look like.


So say we all.
 
2018-01-03 11:37:00 PM  
Sure, you may reprogram my sexbot to murder me, but that also means I can reprogram your murderbot to have sex with me.
 
2018-01-04 12:36:00 AM  
Archer - Krieger's Waifu
Youtube MYKnonxdOyo
 
2018-01-04 09:44:28 AM  
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2018-01-04 09:59:18 AM  

suckfest: A sex bot with knives?  Step right up, It sucks and slices!  Now Great in bed, and the kitchen.


Isn't that every man's dream? A whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen.
 
2018-01-04 08:21:15 PM  

Slypork: Marine1: If I'm to the point where I'm sticking my unit in a robot for pleasure, I'm going to be hoping for the sweet release of death anyways.

You get rejected by your right hand? Jeez, as long as I can wax my dolphin I'll never have to worry about hackers (either computer or crazy female). If things get boring, we can always dress up
[img.fark.net image 260x347]


That is a left hand.
 
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