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(Newsweek)   A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, artificial intelligence, Robotics, cybersecurity expert, brain-computer interface, Mind, butt plug, Artificial intelligence researchers, vulnerable butt plug  
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2018-01-03 01:49:22 PM  
Pffft.
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2018-01-03 02:13:09 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:39:24 PM  
Don't care. Had sex.
 
2018-01-03 02:51:32 PM  
Never stick your dick in buggy.
 
2018-01-03 02:52:11 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:52:35 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:52:37 PM  

Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]


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2018-01-03 02:53:13 PM  

Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]


Username doesn't check out.
 
2018-01-03 02:53:28 PM  
Situation Normal Unless Stimulation Needed Underneath.
 
2018-01-03 02:53:59 PM  
"One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."
 
2018-01-03 02:54:41 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:56:52 PM  
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2018-01-03 02:57:19 PM  
I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.
 
2018-01-03 02:57:35 PM  
Yeah, I wanted to name the band Hacked Sexbots, but believe it or not, that name was taken three times over.
 
2018-01-03 02:58:10 PM  
I can tell you this, I'm never going to Itchy and Scratchy Land again.
 
2018-01-03 02:58:26 PM  
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/droid, please...
 
2018-01-03 02:58:43 PM  

scubatuck: "One such example, of a vulnerable butt plug, was revealed last year."


Vulnerable Butt Plug is the name of my emo-GWAR cover band
 
2018-01-03 02:59:46 PM  
Kwame is doomed.
 
2018-01-03 03:01:47 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:02:03 PM  
Vacuums are still okay though right?
 
2018-01-03 03:02:39 PM  
Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
 
2018-01-03 03:05:15 PM  
So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".
 
2018-01-03 03:08:44 PM  

Kubo: Fart_Machine: [geekologie.com image 640x451]

Username doesn't check out.


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2018-01-03 03:09:58 PM  
Still probably less likely than getting murdered by a crazy human partner.
 
2018-01-03 03:11:25 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:12:39 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.


This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.


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2018-01-03 03:12:59 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.
Someone needs to do a welfare check

 
2018-01-03 03:14:01 PM  
See this is why you need those little kid sex bots, you can take them in a fight if need be.
 
2018-01-03 03:14:17 PM  
Some people consider the strangulation a feature
 
2018-01-03 03:16:21 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:17:02 PM  
Cop:  Dude got killed by a sexbot.  Another dumb accident.
Inspector:  It was no accident.  She had an extra GOTO 10 line inserted.
 
2018-01-03 03:18:07 PM  
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2018-01-03 03:18:49 PM  
I mean, of course this will happen eventually. Nobody is forcing you to screw that robot, though.
 
2018-01-03 03:20:05 PM  
I'll just have sex with real live people.

[No.... no I won't]
 
2018-01-03 03:20:48 PM  
Death by 1:010:111?
 
2018-01-03 03:22:35 PM  

Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.


If you go stainless, the sex will be painless
 
2018-01-03 03:22:52 PM  
"Hackers were able to take control of and send vibrate commands to the Hush butt plug last year. "

If this was not a Newsweek article I'd have believed it was a joke.
 
2018-01-03 03:24:18 PM  

ChipNASA: give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.

This text is now purple: I'd be more worried about mutilation than murder.

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2018-01-03 03:24:28 PM  

bigoldthor: Bondith: Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.

If you go stainless, the sex will be painless


Better warm that up first.
 
2018-01-03 03:25:59 PM  

fifthhorseman: Never stick your dick in buggy.


Gives a whole new meaning to being on the bleeding edge of technology.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:15 PM  

give me doughnuts: Kwame is doomed.


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2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
Don't fault my segment, baby. Its not the size of your RAM, its the oscillation of your clock that matters.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:54 PM  
People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.
 
2018-01-03 03:30:59 PM  

Oysterman: Merltech: [img.fark.net image 300x169]

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Racist
 
2018-01-03 03:33:23 PM  
If; penis in mouth = bite

/obviously not a coder
 
2018-01-03 03:33:41 PM  

sunderland56: So the obituary will read "He died doing what he enjoyed the most".


I don't know if he was coming or going
 
2018-01-03 03:33:43 PM  

real_headhoncho: People should be scared when having sex with a robot is better than having sex with another human.


I guess that depends upon the robot and the human.
 
2018-01-03 03:34:05 PM  
Screws, floppy drives, RAM, bytes...the jokes just write themselves, folks.
 
2018-01-03 03:34:06 PM  
Ex machina also checks out
 
2018-01-03 03:37:28 PM  
if they can grip it hard enough to kill me....then i have found the girlrobot of my dreams...
 
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