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(The Hill)   Trump is throwing an exclusive party for nations not voting to approve UN's Jerusalem resolution. Who's gonna be there? Well, A-listers like Palau, Honduras and Guatemala, that's who   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Israel, Trump administration, Jerusalem, Palestinian people, United Nations Security Council, Nikki Haley Nimrata, east Jerusalem Emergency, Proposals for a Palestinian state  
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2018-01-03 10:05:54 AM  
wow, that's embarrassing.
 
2018-01-03 10:11:38 AM  
Guatemala being one of the big reasons people still try to cross the US-Mexico border.

Trump would throw a party for Satan himself if he said something nice to him or did him solid.  That's all that matters.
 
2018-01-03 10:27:41 AM  
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2018-01-03 10:28:45 AM  
Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.
 
2018-01-03 10:32:32 AM  
So, what? Guatamala shows up with some Doritos, Honduras brings a bag of weed, Palau takes off her grass skirt and nails Israel in the closet?
 
2018-01-03 10:35:16 AM  
Canada abstained, do we have to go because I think we are washing our hair then.
 
2018-01-03 10:52:18 AM  
Yet another day starts off with me having no choice to to shake my head and say, "What an asshole."

348 days, and counting.
 
2018-01-03 10:59:15 AM  

italie: Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.


Yeah. Sure. That'll happen.

Half of you sat on your asses when it came time to do the one farking thing that could've prevented all of this from occurring - and that one farking thing was about as easy as filling in a few circles with a pen and licking an envelope for many of them. Do you honestly think that half of you are going to actually "revolt"?

Never mind a "revolt" - I'd just be happy if 4 out of 5 of you farking voted.
 
2018-01-03 11:19:20 AM  

gopher321: So, what? Guatamala shows up with some Doritos, Honduras brings a bag of weed, Palau takes off her grass skirt and nails Israel in the closet?


I have severely misjudged modern diplomacy.
 
2018-01-03 11:40:30 AM  

FlashHarry: wow, that's embarrassing.


It would be, if Trump or anyone in his administration had an ounce of dignity. We'll just have to be embarassed for them. And by them. Again.
 
2018-01-03 11:41:31 AM  
Since it would be a very small party if they included just the small number of countries that voted with the US, they are also inviting those that abstained, like Canada. if I were any of the abstaining countries I wouldn't show up.
 
2018-01-03 11:41:32 AM  
Advanced photo of the party...
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2018-01-03 11:41:53 AM  
The only thing missing will be Bob Eubanks as the announcer.
"Welcome, one and all, to the SADDD Awards! Yes, it's that time again when we all hold Dolt 45's hand and tell him he's the greatest and everything's going to be all right, you'll see!"
 
2018-01-03 11:43:33 AM  
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

/ laughing to keep from crying
 
2018-01-03 11:45:02 AM  

FormlessOne: italie: Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.

Yeah. Sure. That'll happen.

Half of you sat on your asses when it came time to do the one farking thing that could've prevented all of this from occurring - and that one farking thing was about as easy as filling in a few circles with a pen and licking an envelope for many of them. Do you honestly think that half of you are going to actually "revolt"?

Never mind a "revolt" - I'd just be happy if 4 out of 5 of you farking voted.


Did that. Now what.
 
2018-01-03 11:45:36 AM  
 Palau, Hondura and Guatemala? You sure it's a not a party for places that have hosted Survivor?
 
2018-01-03 11:46:46 AM  
I do not approve of his New World Order.
 
2018-01-03 11:48:20 AM  
Two of the Nine who voted against the condemnation were the U.S. and Israel.  So really, the Israelis and us are having a party for 7 other countries.
 
2018-01-03 11:49:00 AM  
Syria was busy?
Oh right, that was the Paris Accord.
 
2018-01-03 11:50:21 AM  
No president has done so much to increase national power and influence.  Unfortunately the nation is China.
 
2018-01-03 11:52:12 AM  
It's gonna be one HELL of a party!

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2018-01-03 11:52:24 AM  

italie: FormlessOne: italie: Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.

Yeah. Sure. That'll happen.

Half of you sat on your asses when it came time to do the one farking thing that could've prevented all of this from occurring - and that one farking thing was about as easy as filling in a few circles with a pen and licking an envelope for many of them. Do you honestly think that half of you are going to actually "revolt"?

Never mind a "revolt" - I'd just be happy if 4 out of 5 of you farking voted.

Did that. Now what.


Go get other folks to vote. Volunteer locally. Push friends, family, acquaintances, and complete strangers to vote. Give them rides, if need be, to help them vote.

That's what I did. You can do that too.
 
2018-01-03 11:52:47 AM  

Kegovitch: Palau, Hondura and Guatemala? You sure it's a not a party for places that have hosted Survivor?


Don't be surprised if D2S mentions it to them. "Love that show! Love your countries! Beautiful, the best."
 
2018-01-03 11:52:57 AM  
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2018-01-03 11:58:00 AM  
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2018-01-03 11:59:08 AM  
*Owen Wilson voice* Oh wow! Every nation that I hide my money in to avoid taxes came out in support of my Jerusalem decision. Woooooow!

Owen Wilson Cats
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2018-01-03 12:00:49 PM  

Walker: Since it would be a very small party if they included just the small number of countries that voted with the US, they are also inviting those that abstained, like Canada. if I were any of the abstaining countries I wouldn't show up.


I think it's confirmed we are going, we will just bring our own beer and maple syrup, who turns down a free meal eh?
 
2018-01-03 12:02:20 PM  
Donald has dropped the United States to the level of a 3rd-world country. It's just going to take a little while for everyone to fully realize this.
 
2018-01-03 12:03:25 PM  
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2018-01-03 12:04:25 PM  
Family Guy - Petoria pool party
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2018-01-03 12:04:53 PM  
This feels familiar.
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Welcome to The Coalition of the Unwilling!
 
2018-01-03 12:06:46 PM  
The U.S. will hold a reception for countries that did not vote

Non-voters really are Trump's favorite people. The best people.
 
2018-01-03 12:10:50 PM  

Mister Buttons: [Youtube W-Cib0Z77sI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/W-Cib0Z7​7sI]


Oh thank the baby jeebus, I was worried I'd have to be the one to do it scrolling so far down xD I award you one internets.
 
2018-01-03 12:13:33 PM  
Probably even the countries that did vote will stay away out of sheer embarrassment.
 
2018-01-03 12:18:05 PM  
Did you forget Togo? biatch, nobody forgets Togo!
 
2018-01-03 12:20:15 PM  
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2018-01-03 12:22:04 PM  

hissatsu: Did you forget Togo? biatch, nobody forgets Togo!


They're catering the party. Trump will still stiff them on the bill, though.

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2018-01-03 12:26:50 PM  
Not sure why they are bothering.
Hard to plan a party when the Spraytan-in-Chief can't decide which streamers to use.
 
2018-01-03 12:32:49 PM  

FormlessOne: italie: Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.

Yeah. Sure. That'll happen.

Half of you sat on your asses when it came time to do the one farking thing that could've prevented all of this from occurring - and that one farking thing was about as easy as filling in a few circles with a pen and licking an envelope for many of them. Do you honestly think that half of you are going to actually "revolt"?

Never mind a "revolt" - I'd just be happy if 4 out of 5 of you farking voted.


Truth. Though remember, many of those who actually voted decided to vote for a third party because "her e-mails, and because she was just as bad as Trump." So even if they vote, it doesn't mean it would have stopped him.
 
2018-01-03 12:34:08 PM  

Wingus: Not sure why they are bothering.
Hard to plan a party when the Spraytan-in-Chief can't decide which streamers to use.


"Trump now seems to have contradicted his speech and embraced a hardline policy that many Arab states feared. Without the opportunity for discussions on Jerusalem, it's unlikely Palestinian leadership would agree to any US-led peace talks. "

Ah. The end of American influence in the region. That has the Suez Canal. And oil. Oh well, that won't hurt the US in any way whatsoever. At all. None.

ReligionAdherentsPercentage
Christianity 2.4 billion 33.51%
Islam          1.6 billion 22.32%
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist≤​1.1 billion15.35%
Hinduism1.15 billion16.06%
 
2018-01-03 12:35:36 PM  
*sigh*

Thanks Fark. I meant to fix the formating and add that "this is a lot of people you probably don't want to piss off".

/and then smiled at the nonreligious numbers.
 
2018-01-03 12:41:26 PM  
Don't think its a coincidence all these nations voted against this, take for instance Nauru. Have a look at this link: https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12​/06/wor​ld/tiny-pacific-island-is-facing-money​-laundering-sanctions.html?/

They are notorious for Russian mafia money laundering. My guess would be pretty much every other country on that list is guilty of the same.

We are looking at a global criminal orginization that is attempting a coup of the current world order.  It's bigger than Nazis, or Russians, or Republicans. How this is handled will shape the course of human history. This is the type of shiat you would see in a Tom Clancy novel.
 
2018-01-03 12:42:30 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Donald has dropped the United States to the level of a 3rd-world country. It's just going to take a little while for everyone to fully realize this.


More like the level of a middle school mean girl. "I'm having a party for my friends. Palau can come, but sorry France and UK, you're not on the list. cos you're basic."
 
2018-01-03 12:55:10 PM  

KiefKommando: Don't think its a coincidence all these nations voted against this, take for instance Nauru. Have a look at this link: https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/​06/world/tiny-pacific-island-is-facing​-money-laundering-sanctions.html?/

They are notorious for Russian mafia money laundering. My guess would be pretty much every other country on that list is guilty of the same.

We are looking at a global criminal orginization that is attempting a coup of the current world order.  It's bigger than Nazis, or Russians, or Republicans. How this is handled will shape the course of human history. This is the type of shiat you would see in a Tom Clancy novel.


I keep staring, reading, watching and trying to understand The Great War (WWI). Nothing as transformative like it has happened on our planet- not since Columbus smacking into North America. Economists and bankers never saw it coming.

Outbreak of World War 1 - A Banker's Perspective I THE GREAT WAR Special
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2018-01-03 12:56:01 PM  
I'm sure Trump has plenty of lemon cakes for the party.
 
2018-01-03 12:56:31 PM  

FormlessOne: italie: FormlessOne: italie: Jesus farking Christ people. At what point do we revolt? Now seems like a good time.

Yeah. Sure. That'll happen.

Half of you sat on your asses when it came time to do the one farking thing that could've prevented all of this from occurring - and that one farking thing was about as easy as filling in a few circles with a pen and licking an envelope for many of them. Do you honestly think that half of you are going to actually "revolt"?

Never mind a "revolt" - I'd just be happy if 4 out of 5 of you farking voted.

Did that. Now what.

Go get other folks to vote. Volunteer locally. Push friends, family, acquaintances, and complete strangers to vote. Give them rides, if need be, to help them vote.

That's what I did. You can do that too.


Did that too. Can I revolt yet?
 
2018-01-03 01:00:17 PM  

Walker: Since it would be a very small party if they included just the small number of countries that voted with the US, they are also inviting those that abstained, like Canada. if I were any of the abstaining countries I wouldn't show up.


Trump will probably continue to threaten to tear up NAFTA if Canada doesn't go.  We don't want to be there but sometimes you have to be an adult and do what's best for the country.
 
2018-01-03 01:03:29 PM  

raius: Walker: Since it would be a very small party if they included just the small number of countries that voted with the US, they are also inviting those that abstained, like Canada. if I were any of the abstaining countries I wouldn't show up.

Trump will probably continue to threaten to tear up NAFTA if Canada doesn't go.  We don't want to be there but sometimes you have to be an adult and do what's best for the country.


We'll make an appearance and get a prearranged emergency phone call from the babysitter.
 
2018-01-03 01:12:49 PM  
Trump's Coalition of the Tiny Island Nations that Hope the USA will take their Refugees when Global Warming Wipes Them Out is even more feeble than Bush's Coalition of the Willing Dupes.

Not to mention very ironic.
 
2018-01-03 01:18:02 PM  
Guatemala
Honduras
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
Nauru
Palau
Togo

Israel
United States

Fiji would have voted with Trumperusa but it has its own brand of bottled water. Vanuatu has its own domain (TV) which will survive global warming because it doesn't actually need a territory. Easter Island would have voted for Trump because it is famous for its giant stone heads, but apparently even giant stone heads have some brains.

And so it goes, and so it goes.

Most of the tiny islands of the sea do not entirely depend on US policies for their very existence (like Israel, natch). Just the Cargo Cultists.

Which is a good description for Trumpers in general.
 
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