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(Some Guy)   4 beer accessories you don't need to purchase   ( themanual.com) divider line
    More: Silly, belated holiday gift, Alcoholic beverage, pint glass cuffs, Stubby Strip, Beer, Beer Belly, different craft beers, Old Fashioned belly  
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2018-01-03 10:05:05 AM  
Speak for yourself subby. The Beer Belly Stealth Drinking System looks like a winner to me.
 
2018-01-03 10:17:45 AM  

sammyk: he Beer Belly Stealth Drinking System looks like a winner to me.


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2018-01-03 10:21:54 AM  
Sure, you can do the old Solo cup and a Sharpie method, but we're older now, so we should be of the mind of classing it up a bit. That's where Toast's leather pint glass cuffs come in.

Yes, you're older now and should have a shiat-load of pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on, with different logos and such.
 
2018-01-03 10:28:05 AM  
A bottle opener is about as far as I go with beer accessories. Even then, I use flip top beer bottles for my homebrew
 
2018-01-03 10:28:21 AM  
Damn, that site is not only pretentious, but late to the game.
 
2018-01-03 10:45:29 AM  
Fark that. I want one of these:

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Course, I'd need a garage first.
 
2018-01-03 10:46:02 AM  
Sorry subby, these are farking cool:
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Especially considering their choice of bottles for the picture.

Otherwise, the 'Beer belly drinking system' is a great way to have warm, flat beer, and the leather koozie thing is a nice way to have leather that gets ruined by beer dribbling down it. The "Stubby Strip" isn't a bad idea though. I sometimes grab assorted beers out of the fridge to head to an event and need some way to carry a bunch of mismatched beers. The original six pack holders may have been tossed, or could just be damaged enough from sitting around in the garage that it isn't super safe to carry the bottles in one(Ever had the bottom drop out of your cardboard sixpack holder? It's not pretty). This seems perfect.
 
2018-01-03 10:46:58 AM  

gopher321: Fark that. I want one of these:

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Course, I'd need a garage first.


I have a garage, I think we have a partnership brewing...

/pun totally intended...
 
2018-01-03 11:04:29 AM  
Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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2018-01-03 11:11:23 AM  

UberDave: Sure, you can do the old Solo cup and a Sharpie method, but we're older now, so we should be of the mind of classing it up a bit. That's where Toast's leather pint glass cuffs come in.

Yes, you're older now and should have a shiat-load of pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on, with different logos and such.


I don't want my pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on shattered all over my patio or tile floors over the course of a night of drinking with friends and family while having a party at my house...I'll stick to Solo cups and/or cans.
 
2018-01-03 11:11:57 AM  
The only accessory beer needs is a mouth.
 
2018-01-03 11:12:44 AM  
Beer requires no accessories. All of these "accessories" are for managing beverage packaging. Not specific to beer, not required for beer.

Beer, like candy, doesn't need a reason.

gopher321: Fark that. I want one of these:


When I was still brewing, I'd have given my right nut for one of those.
 
2018-01-03 11:23:11 AM  

gopher321: Fark that. I want one of these:

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Course, I'd need a garage first.


For what one of those costs, I'd take the money and build a garage.
 
2018-01-03 11:30:34 AM  

MrBallou: Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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Is the pocket directly behind the holster broken?
 
2018-01-03 11:31:38 AM  

mcmnky: MrBallou: Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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Is the pocket directly behind the holster broken?


It'd get in the way of his Copenhagen, apparently.
 
2018-01-03 11:46:37 AM  

chevydeuce: UberDave: Sure, you can do the old Solo cup and a Sharpie method, but we're older now, so we should be of the mind of classing it up a bit. That's where Toast's leather pint glass cuffs come in.

Yes, you're older now and should have a shiat-load of pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on, with different logos and such.

I don't want my pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on shattered all over my patio or tile floors over the course of a night of drinking with friends and family while having a party at my house...I'll stick to Solo cups and/or cans.


That's what chevydeuce hates
 
2018-01-03 11:48:22 AM  

gopher321: Fark that. I want one of these:

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Course, I'd need a garage first.


There are some countertop models that look pretty good. I've got a garage(We park in it)but not countertop space.
 
2018-01-03 12:03:49 PM  

chevydeuce: UberDave: Sure, you can do the old Solo cup and a Sharpie method, but we're older now, so we should be of the mind of classing it up a bit. That's where Toast's leather pint glass cuffs come in.

Yes, you're older now and should have a shiat-load of pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on, with different logos and such.

I don't want my pint glasses and schooners and pilsners and halfs and tankards and mugs and so on shattered all over my patio or tile floors over the course of a night of drinking with friends and family while having a party at my house...I'll stick to Solo cups and/or cans.


You must have some clumsy friends.  When I was having my annual Christmas part (don't do it any more), there would be 40-50 people in my house.  I would usually buy a shiat-load of booze to add to my already substantial collection and a wide variety of beer.  I put out a table of glasses which contained about every standard drinking glass (and some non-standard).  Half of my down-stairs is tile and the patio was 25'x~14' concrete and masonry.  I can count on one hand how many glasses were lost and most of those were chipped or cracked.  The only one of note was my friend busting a hurricane glass on the carpet (of all things/places).
 
2018-01-03 12:18:46 PM  

mcmnky


MrBallou: Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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Is the pocket directly behind the holster broken?


I don't know, but putting the beer in the pocket is an excellent way to make the beer warm quickly.
 
2018-01-03 12:21:21 PM  
Bought one of these recently just on a lark.
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Yes that is a beer bottle stein topper.
 
2018-01-03 12:23:03 PM  

RJReves: The only accessory beer needs is a mouth.


You forgot titties.
Please turn in your man card at the front desk.
 
2018-01-03 12:35:15 PM  

mcmnky: MrBallou: Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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Is the pocket directly behind the holster broken?


Are you mental? Have you actually tried to move around with a 12 ounce glass bottle crammed in one of your pockets? It's not comfortable in the least.

And I don't wear tight jeans, either.
 
2018-01-03 12:38:31 PM  

Mikey1969: Sorry subby, these are farking cool:

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Especially considering their choice of bottles for the picture.


Hmm. I have a couple whiskey bottles that could use similar treatment. Since I DNRTFA, I thank you for the heads up!
 
2018-01-03 01:04:08 PM  

mcmnky: MrBallou: Just once, my idiot brother-in-law gave me a useful Christmas present:

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Is the pocket directly behind the holster broken?


You're assuming I wear pants while grilling.
 
2018-01-03 02:02:52 PM  

sammyk: Speak for yourself subby. The Beer Belly Stealth Drinking System looks like a winner to me.


I prefer the Wine Rack myself....

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2018-01-03 06:40:21 PM  

gopher321: Fark that. I want one of these:

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Course, I'd need a garage first.

That is a sweet setup. I just procured one of these guys, in an effort to reduce the footprint of my previous system which consists of mainly of converted sanke kegs. Only used it once so far, but I'm loving the move to electric even though it's a bit slower, as I can brew in the garage and only have to pay about 10% as much attention.
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