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2018-01-03 10:03:27 AM  
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2018-01-03 10:17:05 AM  
She probably wouldn't know the difference since New Orleans smells like ass anyway.
Oh, wait...
Does Southampton smell like arse?

/Bonus: macOS autocorrect tried to change "arse" to "Arsenal."
 
2018-01-03 12:13:48 PM  
I trust her plans will be more pleasurable for her and his friends, perhaps his rivals too.
 
2018-01-03 12:23:23 PM  
What sort of football.... oh wait. Soccer. That explains it.

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2018-01-03 12:38:05 PM  
I made the same pledge to fart in his wife's face if Cleveland went 0-16
 
2018-01-03 01:56:23 PM  
thank god this is soccer, i was worried I'd have to try to defend the guy
 
2018-01-03 02:04:53 PM  

Bimmer Jones: She probably wouldn't know the difference since New Orleans smells like ass anyway.
Oh, wait...
Does Southampton smell like arse?

/Bonus: macOS autocorrect tried to change "arse" to "Arsenal."


Well, New Orleans would smell better if tourists would stop pissing and vomiting everywhere.

And by New Orleans, I mean the French Quarter because that's where tourists go.

The good places to go smell just fine.

The tourist places smell like piss and vomit. There's only so much the toxic response team can do.
 
2018-01-03 02:19:16 PM  

zamboni: Well, New Orleans would smell better if tourists would stop pissing and vomiting everywhere.
And by New Orleans, I mean the French Quarter because that's where tourists go.


Yeah. Actually, even the outer streets of the Quarter weren't bad a few years ago -- Bourbon Street is just one giant dive bar. I know this might get my Ticket to Hell punched, but I was in the Quarter shortly after Katrina on a biz trip. It was the one time Bourbon Street was halfway clean. Uptown on Canal still had plenty of evidence it had been an actual canal weeks before.
 
2018-01-03 02:37:25 PM  
Dude, rob, not cool.
 
2018-01-03 03:24:03 PM  
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