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(C-SPAN)   It's a boogie woogie feng-shui brain scratch as we listen to Sanders speak like a child. Might need to engage in a mushroom samba to get by. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN@ 1400'ish)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-01-03 09:53:15 AM  
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The crew watching the WH Briefing.
 
2018-01-03 10:36:30 AM  
*vomits uncontrollably*

Everything is fine.
 
2018-01-03 11:39:04 AM  
Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.
 
2018-01-03 11:52:45 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.


I think she'll go with the "Well, it's a factual statement" defence. Mostly because Trump saying something truthful is so Farking rare.

/Truthful doesn't mean Sane.
 
2018-01-03 01:00:27 PM  

Private_Citizen: The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.

I think she'll go with the "Well, it's a factual statement" defence. Mostly because Trump saying something truthful is so Farking rare.

/Truthful doesn't mean Sane.


Ah yeah I can see that.

And it's been pushed back to 3:00. Maybe because of this? http://nymag.com/daily/intellig​encer/2​018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fury-boo​k-donald-trump.html?utm_source=nym_pre​ss
 
2018-01-03 01:02:00 PM  
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My decision to not listen, but still follow on here, has been the correct one. I feel a small bit of my sanity returning.
 
2018-01-03 01:02:07 PM  
Did anyone end up asking her yesterday why Trump has doubled the amount of coal miner deaths?  I mean seems only fair if he brags for the airline safety report.
 
2018-01-03 01:03:15 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.


I'e never seen a more effete and feckless group than the whpc at a Sanders presser.

Complicit through incompetence
 
2018-01-03 01:04:10 PM  
Congratulations on getting most of my favorite Bebop episodes into a mostly-coherent sentence, subby.
 
2018-01-03 01:04:30 PM  
Sometimes, when I'm home alone, I like to crawl around the floor in a sleeping bag and pretend I'm a slug.
 
2018-01-03 01:06:00 PM  
"theamericanpeople" "ihaventaskedthepresident" "idontwanttogetintotheoriticals"
 
2018-01-03 01:06:26 PM  
C-SPAN was saying an hour ago it was for 3pm EST... Not 2.

Just checked. Still says 3...

Am I missing something? lol
 
2018-01-03 01:07:25 PM  

Liese: C-SPAN was saying an hour ago it was for 3pm EST... Not 2.

Just checked. Still says 3...

Am I missing something? lol


It was still at 2 when I submitted it.
 
2018-01-03 01:09:06 PM  
The Goddamn Batman:
Maybe because of this? http://nymag.com/daily/intellige​ncer/2018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fu​ry-book-donald-trump.html?utm_source=n​ym_press

That link has been submitted by someone and it needs to be greened.  Scary, yet fascinating.  Like a train wreck.
 
2018-01-03 01:09:29 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.


wow,i could actually hear her saying that as I was reading your comment.
/scary
 
2018-01-03 01:10:03 PM  
It is so weird that we now have white house press conferences that are spent desperately asking for explanations of the president's tweets.

It is so refreshing compared to Obama's press conferences where it wasn't really necessary to constantly seek clarification of Obama's tweets.  I am so proud of how far our country has come.

#MAGA!!!!
 
2018-01-03 01:10:14 PM  
Or, they're reading this: https://theintercept.com/2018/0​1/03/my​-life-as-a-new-york-times-reporter-in-​the-shadow-of-the-war-on-terror/

I can't recommend this more. But, pour a coffee and get comfortable. It's a long one.
 
2018-01-03 01:11:25 PM  
First question:

Sarah, why doesn't the president just come out here and show everyone his penis so he and the entire farking world can move on to another subject?
 
2018-01-03 01:13:02 PM  

Private_Citizen: The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.

I think she'll go with the "Well, it's a factual statement" defence. Mostly because Trump saying something truthful is so Farking rare.

/Truthful doesn't mean Sane.


I think this is right. "It's a fact that the U.S. has the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the world." But, my thing is that it's also the kind of sh*t a three year old would say before their parents teach them social skills.
 
2018-01-03 01:13:24 PM  

Leader O'Cola: The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.

I'e never seen a more effete and feckless group than the whpc at a Sanders presser.

Complicit through incompetence


Yeah, this. I used to have some confidence in them, but that's long gone.

Markus5: The Goddamn Batman:
Maybe because of this? http://nymag.com/daily/intellige​ncer/2018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fu​ry-book-donald-trump.html?utm_source=n​ym_press

That link has been submitted by someone and it needs to be greened.  Scary, yet fascinating.  Like a train wreck.


It's light green now. Should go live in 2 hours.

litespeed74: The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.

wow,i could actually hear her saying that as I was reading your comment.
/scary


I think I've watched too many of these :)
 
2018-01-03 01:15:29 PM  
Now I just want to leave work and watch Cowboy Bebop.
 
2018-01-03 01:17:37 PM  
Chances the room is going to press her on Trump trying to purge the DOJ for political affiliation, a clear violation of the 1A?
 
2018-01-03 01:18:15 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Now I just want to leave work and watch Cowboy Bebop.


That makes two of us. Also, bravo subby!
 
2018-01-03 01:19:37 PM  
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\I GIS'd for 'Sarah Sanders Eating a Man's Head' but Google failed me
 
2018-01-03 01:20:09 PM  

Liese: C-SPAN was saying an hour ago it was for 3pm EST... Not 2.

Just checked. Still says 3...

Am I missing something? lol


Maybe C-Span is accounting for the inevitable late farking start?
 
2018-01-03 01:20:40 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: [img.fark.net image 850x609]
\I GIS'd for 'Sarah Sanders Eating a Man's Head' but Google failed me


Fail!! Eyes aren't crooked enough.
 
2018-01-03 01:21:46 PM  
They're actually doing this with the Michael Wolff excerpt out today?

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2018-01-03 01:22:13 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Liese: C-SPAN was saying an hour ago it was for 3pm EST... Not 2.

Just checked. Still says 3...

Am I missing something? lol

It was still at 2 when I submitted it.


Awesome headline is awesome.
 
2018-01-03 01:23:55 PM  
"speak softly, and carry a big stick" - something the president doesn't understand.  Nor would his press secretary.
 
2018-01-03 01:25:05 PM  

mofa: Cthulhukefka: Liese: C-SPAN was saying an hour ago it was for 3pm EST... Not 2.

Just checked. Still says 3...

Am I missing something? lol

It was still at 2 when I submitted it.

Awesome headline is awesome.


Thanks. I was trying to work in a few more, but was running up against the character limit.
 
2018-01-03 01:27:52 PM  

Markus5: The Goddamn Batman:
Maybe because of this? http://nymag.com/daily/intellige​ncer/2018/01/michael-wolff-fire-and-fu​ry-book-donald-trump.html?utm_source=n​ym_press

That link has been submitted by someone and it needs to be greened.  Scary, yet fascinating.  Like a train wreck.


It's live now.
 
2018-01-03 01:29:40 PM  

Leader O'Cola: The Goddamn Batman: Calling it now: Someone asks about the nuclear button tweet.
Sanders: "Look, the president is a fighter, blah blah blah"
And no one will call her on that.

I'e never seen a more effete and feckless group than the whpc at a Sanders presser.

Complicit through incompetence


I dunno, I've seen some hard hitters from time to time, especially a few jabs from at least two of them yesterday. The problem is they can't press too hard because then she just leaves.

The incompetence is with the press secretary. They can ask legitimate questions and she can give non-answers and then steam-roller over them and if they don't accept that then she just scolds them and then leaves and no one seems to care. Especially on those days where she only allows them one question and then leaves after 12 minutes.

I agree not much comes out of these, but I think it's important to lay the blame mostly where it should. I'll admit there's some stupid ass reporters in there asking planted, soft ball, easy-peasy questions, though, too.
 
2018-01-03 01:35:44 PM  
After yesterday's Twitter cascade, how many times will we hear "the president's tweet speaks for itself"?  I'm going with at least four.
 
2018-01-03 01:36:13 PM  
Who is the heavy metal queen? Sure it isn't the Hunter. Maybe Hillary?
 
2018-01-03 01:42:00 PM  
This just in:
shiatgibbon: "I barely knew this Bannon fellow, and regarding teh crazy, whosoever smelled it, dealt it. Mine is the bigger button!"
 
2018-01-03 01:45:21 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Chances the room is going to press her on Trump trying to purge the DOJ for political affiliation, a clear violation of the 1A?


Ask? Even money. Press? Long odds. Press successfully? Zeeeeero.
 
2018-01-03 01:45:52 PM  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA
 
2018-01-03 01:46:46 PM  
So between the Twitter nonsense with Kim, the New York Magazine story, and the Bannon feud, this should be quite the shiat storm. Assuming it doesn't get canceled by the cowardly lying biatch.
 
2018-01-03 01:47:05 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA


Yeah.  Saw that.  Gonna need to see a doctor if this doesn't go away in four hours...
 
2018-01-03 01:47:43 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA


There is no way that is real right? Right? Please....
 
2018-01-03 01:49:58 PM  

Cthulhukefka: The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA

There is no way that is real right? Right? Please....


It's real. And it's spectacular :)
 
2018-01-03 01:50:54 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA


Oh, wow. Trump really can't keep allies for long. I have no doubt he will even throw Jared and his own kids under the bus if it comes to it.
 
2018-01-03 01:55:41 PM  

NeoCortex42: The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA

Oh, wow. Trump really can't keep allies for long. I have no doubt he will even throw Jared and his own kids under the bus if it comes to it.


On the other hand, he's a billionaire who has spent his life doing whatever the fark he wants and is now the POTUS.  So he really doesn't need to apparently.
 
2018-01-03 01:56:58 PM  
So we're going with "Bannon was an unpaid intern who barely got coffee for the office".  Can't wait for Trump to use that defence against Pence.
 
2018-01-03 01:59:54 PM  

MattytheMouse: Sometimes, when I'm home alone, I like to crawl around the floor in a sleeping bag and pretend I'm a slug.


Hmmm... I thought that was just me.
 
2018-01-03 02:00:50 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA


Trump and Brietbart going to war.

So many memes to choose from.
panda eating popcorn
giant sack of popcorn
let them fight
cripple fight
stop I can only get so erect
 
2018-01-03 02:01:41 PM  

freidog: The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA

Trump and Brietbart going to war.

So many memes to choose from.
panda eating popcorn
giant sack of popcorn
let them fight
cripple fight
stop I can only get so erect


Why not both ALL THE MEMES.
 
2018-01-03 02:02:03 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: [pbs.twimg.com image 750x1014]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHA


Came to post this.
I can't farking believe that is real.  I mean.. I guess I do, but every day just gets worse.
This one should be farking nuclear.
 
2018-01-03 02:02:55 PM  
I have a feeling this is going to be another one of those weeks that feels like a month.
This reads like a very stupid declaration of war, and the second pathetic biatch fight in two days from the president.  This is farking playground bullshiat.

Pasted from one of the threads waiting to go green.
 
2018-01-03 02:07:09 PM  
I'm guessing Sanders is desperately combing the White House for a special guest or letter from pickle to avoid question and lies time today.
 
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