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2018-01-03 02:28:02 AM  
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Voting will remain open until Monday, January 8, 2018 13:00:00 Eastern Time.

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2018-01-03 02:45:17 AM  
Butthurt butthead head coach's butt hurt after Butt hurt, but hurt Butt won't hurt coach's butt

2018-01-03 02:45:20 AM  
Researchers say the risk of choking increases during the Super Bowl, especially if you're the Atlanta Falcons offense

2018-01-03 02:45:23 AM  
McAfee retires from NFL, will presumably be replaced by Norton

2018-01-03 02:45:26 AM  
Solo talks about future, fight for equal pay, shooting first

2018-01-03 02:45:29 AM  
Scientists doubt the benefits of the alkaline diet of Tom Brady. For one thing, Brady plays football and everyone knows that Al Kaline was with the Detroit Tigers

2018-01-03 02:45:32 AM  
The San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to L.A. in January, hoping that's enough time to make it through L.A. traffic for the 2017 season opener

2018-01-03 02:45:35 AM  
Jeff Gordon drove the pace car at the Daytona 500, still finished three places higher than Danica Patrick

2018-01-03 02:45:39 AM  
Leicester City weren't sure if Nigerian midfielder would sign with them, but Ndidi did

2018-01-03 02:45:42 AM  
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my multi-million dollar estate will spark World War III"

2018-01-03 02:45:45 AM  
Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Kang facing DUI-related charges in Korea. Now how will he get back to Rigel VII?

2018-01-03 02:45:48 AM  
You would think that Tiger Woods would know when to use a driver

2018-01-03 02:45:51 AM  
NBC (commercial break) will (tragic backstory of athlete) broadcast (plug for NBC shows) the (history of host country) Olympics (talking over opening ceremonies) live (you already know what happened) next (edited, tape delayed events) year

2018-01-03 02:45:54 AM  
D-Wade out for C-Son with fractured L-Bow

2018-01-03 02:45:57 AM  
Marshawn Lynch thanks fans with a full-page ad in the Seattle Times. Everyone knew it was from Lynch because the entire page was blank

2018-01-03 02:46:00 AM  
New England Patriots: We don't have anywhere to put our fifth Super Bowl banner. The rest of the NFL: We know where you can put it

2018-01-03 02:46:03 AM  
LeBron James passes Kobe Bryant for third place on the all-time NBA playoff scoring list. First time that "passes" and "Kobe Bryant" were ever used in the same sentence

2018-01-03 02:46:07 AM  
Colin Kaepernick won't stand for being a 49er anymore

2018-01-03 02:46:10 AM  
Danica Patrick unveils Wonder Woman themed car, plans to spin out to change it back to a Diana Prince car

2018-01-03 02:46:13 AM  
Tennis pro Daniil Medvedev throws coins at the chair umpire following Wimbledon loss. Apparently he threw pennies, nickels and dimes but wasn't able to make it to the quarters

2018-01-03 02:46:16 AM  
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time

2018-01-03 02:46:19 AM  
20 years ago today, Mike Tyson asks Evander Holyfield to lend him an ear

2018-01-03 02:46:22 AM  
Steph Curry shoots 74 in pro golf debut. Man, golf has gotten a lot more violent recently

2018-01-03 02:46:25 AM  
World Taekwondo Federation rebrands over acronym. WT...?

2018-01-03 02:46:28 AM  
Renowned fly rod maker Tom Morgan dies at age 76. As a true fisherman, the casket was ordered for someone seven feet tall when he was actually 5'9"

2018-01-03 02:46:32 AM  
Patriots SB rings have 283 diamonds for their 28-3 comeback. Remind me, were there 125 diamonds in their last rings for the correct ball PSI?

2018-01-03 02:46:35 AM  
Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing

2018-01-03 02:46:38 AM  
Aaron Rodgers walks into A. Barr

2018-01-03 02:46:41 AM  
Former President George W. Bush throws first pitch at Game 5 of World Series, surprising onlookers by missing the field entirely and landing in Iraq instead

2018-01-03 02:46:44 AM  
Tiger Woods returns to competitive golf. Well, golf anyway

2018-01-03 02:46:47 AM  
Beavers pounded harder than ever before by the D, eventually give up 69

2018-01-03 02:46:50 AM  
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears

2018-01-03 02:46:53 AM  
Roy Halladay traded to the Angels

2018-01-03 02:46:56 AM  
Colin Kaepernick's lawyer says he will be signed in next 10 days. The autographed quarterback will subsequently be put up for auction at Sotheby's

2018-01-03 02:47:00 AM  
The Giants really screwed up Eli Manning's exit, says the headline that is three words too long

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