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2018-01-03 02:27:43 AM  
These are the Final rounds for the Headline of the Year for each tab.

Voting will remain open until Monday, January 8, 2018 13:00:00 Eastern Time.

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2018-01-03 02:40:50 AM  
Deforestation in Brazil has increased 30% in the past 12 months. It would have been even more but apparently they decided to leave a landing strip

2018-01-03 02:40:53 AM  
NASA announces it will let the public decide where to point the Jupiter probe camera, quickly adding 'Uranus is not an option'

2018-01-03 02:40:56 AM  
New study finds the appendix may actually serve an important function, and not just by explaining what all those little notes in the main body of the text are

2018-01-03 02:40:59 AM  
Check out New Zealand's national network of bone banks, or as they're called in America, your mom

2018-01-03 02:41:03 AM  
Samsung's next generation of Galaxy phones will include "Bixby" AI. It won't explode, but don't make it angry

2018-01-03 02:41:06 AM  
Scientists "reprogram" cells in mice to reverse aging process. Great, now the eek shall inherit the Earth

2018-01-03 02:41:09 AM  
Scientists successfully engineer human stomach tissue in lab, but say they need time to digest their findings

2018-01-03 02:41:12 AM  
Survey suggests trapdoor spider populations are declining in southern Australia, but it could just be that a lot of them didn't answer the door

2018-01-03 02:41:15 AM  
Man loses half his body weight after he gives up booze. Yes, but at what cost?

2018-01-03 02:41:18 AM  
New research shows that it's possible to train yourself to need less sleep. It's called having kids

2018-01-03 02:41:21 AM  
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party

2018-01-03 02:41:24 AM  
Macaque monkeys possess the proper anatomy for human speech but not the brainpower. Fortunately, there's always a career in politics

2018-01-03 02:41:28 AM  
Mass circumcision ceremony for pre-teen boys scheduled. Tip-off at 9:00am

2018-01-03 02:41:31 AM  
Researchers store a movie on DNA. Probably GATTACA

2018-01-03 02:41:34 AM  
Study finds fish put their heads together so that they can solve problems as a group - the more experienced teaching the less experienced. Well, duh, they call it a "school"

2018-01-03 02:41:37 AM  
International Cloud Atlas recognizes twelve new types of cloud. Cirrusly

2018-01-03 02:41:40 AM  
Having kids could actually help you live longer ... or maybe it will just seem longer

2018-01-03 02:41:43 AM  
NASA sending probe to center of solar system. The Sun is there

2018-01-03 02:41:46 AM  
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"

2018-01-03 02:41:49 AM  
Time crystals observed by scientists for the first time They are described as having 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth

2018-01-03 02:41:52 AM  
Yelp will soon help you find gender neutral bathrooms. On the other hand, anywhere can be a chaotic neutral bathroom if you're crazy enough

2018-01-03 02:41:56 AM  
Why do dogs tilt their heads? You pick up their poop, save it in a plastic bag, and you wonder why they give you look a puzzled look?

2018-01-03 02:41:59 AM  
Quoth the raven: "I won't forget this, asshole"

2018-01-03 02:42:02 AM  
Sex expert suggests women listen to what their vaginas are saying. Barring that, maybe lip reading would work

2018-01-03 02:42:05 AM  
Study finds farmers are at higher risk for suicide than other occupations - which is odd, considering how many of them are out standing in their field

2018-01-03 02:42:08 AM  
Scientists say babies can recognize faces while still in the womb. Which raises the question of who is sticking their face up there in the first place?

2018-01-03 02:42:11 AM  
The solar eclipse did not mess up your period (The Fark headline filter did)

2018-01-03 02:42:14 AM  
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2018-01-03 02:42:17 AM  
Study finds ravens are amazing problem solvers but still four games out of first

2018-01-03 02:42:20 AM  
"Civilization is f-ked without the Great Barrier Reef. F-ked, Coral"

2018-01-03 02:42:24 AM  
Olive oil may prevent brain tumors. Popeye impressed

2018-01-03 02:42:27 AM  
Growing sophistication of sex robots is leading to moral and legal dilemmas. For one thing, when a sex robot says 10010110, it really means 11100110

2018-01-03 02:42:30 AM  
'Organismic learning' mimics some aspects of human thought, including having to go back and confirm what you just read

2018-01-03 02:42:33 AM  
Would you believe, we'll see Japan on the moon, Japan on the moon?

2018-01-03 02:42:36 AM  
Windows XP's iconic wallpaper hill survived California wildfires. Firewall worked for once

2018-01-03 02:42:39 AM  
Dyslexia may be a problem of eye dominance, so you may need to pee on what you're reading to show it that you're the aphla

2018-01-03 02:42:42 AM  
"Please state the nature of the musical absurdity"

2018-01-03 02:42:45 AM  
"Why don't you just make Category 5 more destructive and make 5 be the top number and make that a little worse?" "...This scale goes to 6"

2018-01-03 02:42:49 AM  
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles

2018-01-03 02:42:52 AM  
Police in Germany identify radioactive playing cards at a restaurant. They were tipped off when somebody played a three-eyed jack

2018-01-03 02:42:55 AM  
Woman meets man wearing dead husband's face. Maybe next time just wear a skirt, you weirdo

2018-01-03 02:42:58 AM  
Physicists have finally narrowed down the speed of gravity. Read and C for yourself

2018-01-03 02:43:01 AM  
FCC: "You need to activate the FM radio chips in your phones when there's a national emergency." Apple: " do know we don't have those in our phones, right?" FCC: *crickets*

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