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(Talking Points Memo)   Dave Clarke has been suspended from Twitter. The other four members of the band still have accounts, so they're glad all over   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 06:46:40 PM  
What a farking tool
 
2018-01-02 06:47:43 PM  
He, however, is in bits and pieces.
 
2018-01-02 06:56:21 PM  
Well done subby.
 
2018-01-02 06:57:16 PM  
I'm glad all over.
 
2018-01-02 06:57:16 PM  
I got that reference.
/adjusts onion on belt
 
2018-01-02 07:09:27 PM  
The Twit-ish Invasion
 
2018-01-02 07:50:36 PM  
It's a shame it was only temporary
 
2018-01-02 07:52:29 PM  
What ethen happen to free speach?
 
2018-01-02 07:53:09 PM  
Will he award himself another medal for that?
 
2018-01-02 07:55:24 PM  

sigdiamond2000: What ethen happen to free speach?


Solid effort. Should get some attention.

A very generous 1.25/10
 
2018-01-02 07:57:38 PM  
Twit for twat.
 
2018-01-02 08:40:11 PM  
He needed a Time Out?
 
2018-01-02 08:41:34 PM  
(slow clap)

good headline there, subby!
 
2018-01-02 08:41:35 PM  
I've never heard a single good, redeemable thing about that man. Surely he can't really be 100% assknob, right?
 
2018-01-02 08:44:47 PM  
Trumps going to make him AG next.  God farking help us.
 
2018-01-02 08:44:54 PM  
And Trump is still on there. And he literally taunted North Korea with his personal access to nuclear weapons half an hour ago.
 
2018-01-02 08:44:58 PM  

NateAsbestos: I've never heard a single good, redeemable thing about that man. Surely he can't really be 100% assknob, right?


Perhaps he's an organ donor?

/got nothin'
 
2018-01-02 08:45:09 PM  

NateAsbestos: I've never heard a single good, redeemable thing about that man. Surely he can't really be 100% assknob, right?


He's not on Twitter at the moment, so that's a small positive.  99.9999999% assknob now.
 
2018-01-02 08:46:18 PM  
He is done.

Like the Russian controlled NRA and GOP were gonna use him for anything else other than a token.

He should take a clue from Dr. Carson.  Don't say anything unless it involves Jesus and Bootstraps. Just take your check and do not try to pontificate like you one of the Albaster Chosen.
 
2018-01-02 08:46:31 PM  

sigdiamond2000: What ethen happen to free speach?


Ethen?
 
2018-01-02 08:47:31 PM  
That tool is completely insane. The fact that even one single person thinks otherwise says nothing good about Americans.
 
2018-01-02 08:47:34 PM  

Bloody William: And Trump is still on there. And he literally taunted North Korea with his personal access to nuclear weapons half an hour ago.


Well it's like they say, you kill someone that's murder, you go to prison.  You kill ten people, you go to Texas and they hit you with a brick...
 
2018-01-02 08:48:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Will he award himself another medal for that?


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2018-01-02 08:49:40 PM  
My favorite thing about "Sheriff" Clarke's particular brand of faux tough guy is how he blathers about 'punching back' or whatnot except... he doesn't, actually.  He just posts random tweets saying he's punching back which isn't the same as doing it.

Also, his retort was "He attached a letter his lawyer got from federal prosecutors at the U.S. Attorney's Office at the Eastern District of Wisconsin. In it, they said they dropped the case due to lack of evidence."

Umm... you'd think a law and order type would know that's not the same thing as the FBI saying he didn't do anything illegal.
 
2018-01-02 08:51:45 PM  
RIP Clarke

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2018-01-02 08:51:53 PM  
Megadork
 
2018-01-02 08:52:55 PM  
X-Mix 7 Dave Clarke - Electro Boogie 1996
Youtube N1bTs4PYoWs
 
2018-01-02 08:55:20 PM  
That guy hasn't been institutionalized yet?
 
2018-01-02 08:56:01 PM  
Yesterday someone posted a screenshot of a twitter response to the account being reported.  Was a Farker responsible for this, or was that a more widely shared image posted here?
 
2018-01-02 08:56:56 PM  
But he's got a new hat!
 
2018-01-02 08:57:38 PM  
Clarke promised to beat up any media that attempts to abuse him. Does that mean he will beat up Twitter?

No, he won't. But he will keep shooting his mouth off.

Take that, Twitter.
 
2018-01-02 08:59:45 PM  

Bloody William: And Trump is still on there. And he literally taunted North Korea with his personal access to nuclear weapons half an hour ago.


North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the "Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times." Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
 
2018-01-02 09:00:06 PM  

Cache: Clarke promised to beat up any media that attempts to abuse him. Does that mean he will beat up Twitter?


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2018-01-02 09:01:41 PM  
Yet, Trump still has an account.
 
2018-01-02 09:03:09 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: That guy hasn't been institutionalized yet?


He didn't want a Pepsi.
 
2018-01-02 09:04:02 PM  

covfefe: But he's got a new hat!


It needs a few more pieces of flair.
 
2018-01-02 09:04:05 PM  
I reported his tweet (last week?). With any hope I was the cause of his suspension.
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2018-01-02 09:06:26 PM  
He's got a history of enabling violence.  His deputies let a man die of thirst in jail.  A mentally ill woman gave birth in jail, and her deputies laughed at her when she pleaded for medical assistance for the child.  The child died.  Another deputy blew a stop sign, t-boned a car, broke a womans' neck in four places, then lied and said she was DWI and had her placed under arrest to cover his ass.  So of course Clarke's a trumper hero.  Like apparently all of theirs, they turn out to be colossal pieces of human shiat.
 
2018-01-02 09:09:10 PM  
So much for the tolerant left!

(Really Fark? I was the first? SAD!)
 
2018-01-02 09:15:59 PM  
Has anyone tried directing a camera flash at his eyes just to make sure he's not in the Sunken Place?
 
2018-01-02 09:18:16 PM  
FBI: we need to see some of your emails regarding a potential abuse of power.

Clarke: LYIN LIBERAL MEDIA PUNCH BACK TASTE BLOOD1! WHARRAGRRBL!11!
 
2018-01-02 09:22:34 PM  
The man is a giant farking pu**y. He uses others to fight his battles. Example: shrug guy on the airplane, people dying in his jails. He's more of a tool than 45* and that's saying something.

I really hope he gets triggered by someone while walking about and gets his man-baby ass reamed all over the street. And I hope somebody else vertically videos it and plasters it all over Twatter.
 
2018-01-02 09:23:11 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Has anyone tried directing a camera flash at his eyes just to make sure he's not in the Sunken Place?


He's a Trump supporter.  He helped build the sunken place.
 
2018-01-02 09:24:05 PM  
Very funny, subby!

I lol'd
 
2018-01-02 09:24:19 PM  
You can have my David Clark's when you pry them off my cold dead head.
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2018-01-02 09:25:04 PM  
Such a powerful ITG David Clarke is.  So manly he can even punch you with his foot.
 
2018-01-02 09:28:41 PM  

Cpl.D: Mad_Radhu: Has anyone tried directing a camera flash at his eyes just to make sure he's not in the Sunken Place?

He's a Trump supporter.  He helped build the sunken place.


But are we sure he's not Roy Cohn's mind in a new body? I'm just asking questions.
 
2018-01-02 09:29:38 PM  
Catch him if you can.
 
2018-01-02 09:30:37 PM  

Gubbo: sigdiamond2000: What ethen happen to free speach?

Solid effort. Should get some attention.

A very generous 1.25/10


That's 5/7 right there
 
2018-01-02 09:34:37 PM  

Gubbo: sigdiamond2000: What ethen happen to free speach?

Solid effort. Should get some attention.

A very generous 1.25/10


It's a thing he/she has been doing since, I think, Kim Davis.  It's tongue in cheek as far as I can tell.
 
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