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(The Hill)   UN Ambassador Nikki Haley doesn't understand how Security Council Vetoes work   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 06:36:05 PM  
Sorry. Can't afford it.
 
2018-01-02 06:38:17 PM  
Asked for more specificity on what meetings in New York the United States will call for, Haley said there will be conversations with the Security Council on what to do.

"F*cked if I know, I thought you knew how to do this diplomacy thing!"
 
2018-01-02 07:34:27 PM  
No one in this administration knows how anything works.
 
2018-01-02 07:45:50 PM  
The claims she makes about Iran. I don't know if they see true, but just because she made them, I now doubt them.

Is Iran suffering from famine?
 
2018-01-02 07:54:43 PM  
The Trump administration has come out in support of the protesters, including the president himself, who tweeted on the matter.

Yeah, you and Bibi are the perfect people to show support for this.
 
2018-01-02 07:55:25 PM  

Gubbo: The claims she makes about Iran. I don't know if they see true, but just because she made them, I now doubt them.

Is Iran suffering from famine?


Escalating food prices, iirc. Apparently the sanctions relief hasn't trickled down yet.
 
2018-01-02 08:10:36 PM  
So how are vetoes related? Is another one of the big 5 expected to vote against us? (Or all of them, like last time?)

Not too likely. D2S tweeted that "The U.S. is watching!", so that's going to scare everyone into obedience again.
 
2018-01-02 08:13:30 PM  
America first?
 
2018-01-02 08:14:42 PM  
Isn't this the same group of morons who kept shouting about how pointless it was for the Obama administration to go to the UN when other nations were causing problems?
 
2018-01-02 08:15:09 PM  
What on earth do they think the Security Council of the UN could possibly have to say on this matter? And if the UN should be acting then they would also need to act in Ferguson for instance no?
 
2018-01-02 08:15:22 PM  
The. Best. People!

 
2018-01-02 08:16:44 PM  

fusillade762: Gubbo: The claims she makes about Iran. I don't know if they see true, but just because she made them, I now doubt them.

Is Iran suffering from famine?

Escalating food prices, iirc. Apparently the sanctions relief hasn't trickled down yet.


The food prices are being forced up because the theocratic trunk of the government are demanding that more money be spent on their institutions and programs.

It's a good thing that could never happen in the good ol' US of A
 
2018-01-02 08:17:18 PM  
Uh, what is the UN supposed to "do" about the protests? What exactly is wrong at this point? Yeah, people are upset and rioting, and yes, it's too bad they use the military and live rounds to put down civil unrest instead of cops and CS gas: but it's THEIR country. 21 people isn't even a bad week in Detroit or one mass shooting here in the US. It's not even a Tiananmen Square level of military suppression yet.

It isn't an issue for international intervention yet. And I suspect none of the other UN Security Council nations will think so either.
 
2018-01-02 08:17:53 PM  
So is she ofically jar jar banks yet
 
2018-01-02 08:18:51 PM  
We need to get the security council together to send thoughts and prayers.
 
2018-01-02 08:19:31 PM  
It's so weird.  I had no idea that being clueless about how everything works was contagious.
 
2018-01-02 08:19:39 PM  

Gyrfalcon: what is the UN supposed to "do" about the protests?


Give the US permission to go give them a dose of 5,000lbs of Freedom from the belly of a B-2 bomber.
 
2018-01-02 08:19:46 PM  
Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb Iran.

C'mon, folks, let's do it once for old John McCain!
 
2018-01-02 08:22:23 PM  
Lol, begging for their cooperation after telling the General Assembly to collectively fark off.

Short term memory loss, I guess.

I feel your pain.
 
2018-01-02 08:22:37 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Uh, what is the UN supposed to "do" about the protests?


Something.

Gyrfalcon: What exactly is wrong at this point?


Feelings.
 
2018-01-02 08:23:20 PM  
Does she realize that the protesters are MUSLIM?
 
2018-01-02 08:29:09 PM  
Nikki Haley would be overwhelmed in a middling position in a local PTA.
 
2018-01-02 08:29:39 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Does she realize that the protesters are MUSLIM?


They're some of the good ones.
 
2018-01-02 08:32:05 PM  
You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.
 
2018-01-02 08:32:35 PM  

Great_Milenko: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Does she realize that the protesters are MUSLIM?

They're some of the good ones.


On both sides. Believe me.
 
2018-01-02 08:33:02 PM  
Asked for more specificity on what meetings in New York the United States will call for, Haley said there will be conversations with the Security Council on what to do.

US: Kill Iran!
Russia: No. Also, lol.
China: This is a state's internal affair. No. We will talk to who is standing afterward.
UK: FEED ME BLACK CHILDREN FOR BREXIT, OH HOW SWEET AND FAT ON THE TONGUE
France: Non.
 
2018-01-02 08:34:39 PM  

Great_Milenko: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Does she realize that the protesters are MUSLIM?

They're some of the good ones.


11111111111111111111111111111111​111111111111111111111111111111​111

They all look the same to me.
 
2018-01-02 08:36:28 PM  
Last week, "Screw you guys for condemning us. We're going to stop paying the dues."
This week, "Can you please help us advance our agenda?"
 
2018-01-02 08:37:40 PM  

WeedBong420: Lol, begging for their cooperation after telling the General Assembly to collectively fark off.

Short term memory loss, I guess.

I feel your pain.


Everything is done for the American audience. This regime needs to keep open as many avenues to war as possible.
 
2018-01-02 08:39:22 PM  

weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.


 I've always thought she was very pretty woman.  I can guarantee you that Donald only chose her to be you an ambassador because she is attractive.  If she hadn't been pretty Donald would never even have considered her for any type of position and his administration.

/ I have no idea how Sarah "Neanderthal Brow Ridge" Sanders slipped through the cracks.
 
2018-01-02 08:44:38 PM  

Miss5280: weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.

 I've always thought she was very pretty woman.  I can guarantee you that Donald only chose her to be you an ambassador because she is attractive.  If she hadn't been pretty Donald would never even have considered her for any type of position and his administration.

/ I have no idea how Sarah "Neanderthal Brow Ridge" Sanders slipped through the cracks.


Her Dad is Mike Suck-a-beej.
 
2018-01-02 08:44:44 PM  
If the past 12 months is any indication, then anything this administration does is wrong. My reflex is, whatever it is they want to do now is going to be wrong as well. The safe bet is to not play along.
 
2018-01-02 08:44:48 PM  

Miss5280: weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.

 I've always thought she was very pretty woman.  I can guarantee you that Donald only chose her to be you an ambassador because she is attractive.  If she hadn't been pretty Donald would never even have considered her for any type of position and his administration.

/ I have no idea how Sarah "Neanderthal Brow Ridge" Sanders slipped through the cracks.


Don't forget, she was also chosen to free up the Governor's seat she was occupying for her Trump-humping Lt. Governor.
 
2018-01-02 08:45:48 PM  

Miss5280: weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.

 I've always thought she was very pretty woman.  I can guarantee you that Donald only chose her to be you an ambassador because she is attractive.  If she hadn't been pretty Donald would never even have considered her for any type of position and his administration.

/ I have no idea how Sarah "Neanderthal Brow Ridge" Sanders slipped through the cracks.


Somebody on fark pointed out the Lt. Gov (now Gov) was a Trumper, so he appointed her to get her out of the state and get the Trumper in as governor. I was surprised he picked her because she directly criticized him pretty harshly during the campaign.
 
2018-01-02 08:46:12 PM  
They parade out this dog and pony show knowing it won't go anywhere so that later on they can bad-mouth the UN to the knuckle draggers.  Those idiots won't understand the hypocrisy in calling on the UN to do something just after giving the GA a giant middle finger.
 
2018-01-02 08:50:01 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Uh, what is the UN supposed to "do" about the protests? What exactly is wrong at this point? Yeah, people are upset and rioting, and yes, it's too bad they use the military and live rounds to put down civil unrest instead of cops and CS gas: but it's THEIR country.


Cut and paste Libya/Iran in UNSCR 1970.

Same situation. You supported it when it was Obama/Clinton.
 
2018-01-02 08:53:48 PM  
I thought Trump & friends loathed the useless, anti-Semitic UN and wanted to de-fund it? What are they doing making appeals to this useless, anti-Semitic organization?

"All of the money that President Obama so foolishly gave them went into terrorism and into their 'pockets,' " Trump tweeted Tuesday."

No, you farknugget. Obama didn't "give" money, Obama unfroze Iranian money with a nuclear treaty that you, and your base know absolutely zilcho about. I am so sick of this know-nothing lie.
 
2018-01-02 08:55:00 PM  

weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.


We need a Farker to sign up as Nikki Haley's Skinny Ass
 
2018-01-02 08:58:37 PM  
Cut her some slack. She's been on vacation for a while, and now she's just getting back to the grind.
 
2018-01-02 09:00:45 PM  
Just a friendly reminder that American policy on the middle east is primarily motivated by Christian Endtimes Theology and that it has nothing to do with "freedom" or "human rights".

Whenever you hear about Palestine, Iran, Syria, Libya or Israel, it has nothing to do with protecting "freedom". It has to do with the fact they think it brings them closer to Jesus pulling a trashcan man at the end of the Stand.
 
2018-01-02 09:04:38 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Isn't this the same group of morons who kept shouting about how pointless it was for the Obama administration to go to the UN when other nations were causing problems?


Nobody knew how complicated international diplomacy could be. Nobody.
 
2018-01-02 09:07:58 PM  
Few things are more galling than this insane circus clown administration's impassioned pleas for the freedom of Iranians. Fat Kid would nuke Tehran if he could, and then brag about it.

While golfing.
 
2018-01-02 09:12:11 PM  
Okay, this isn't funny at all, but I'm a gonna laugh my ass off when the UN calls emergency sessions when the US gets its next bloodbath at the hands of a SJW. Sanctions against our unwillingness to address our own lunacy would be just delicious.
 
2018-01-02 09:12:43 PM  

hashtag.acronym: Miss5280: weirdneighbour: You know, I think she can be attractive, I just might bang her, so she has that going for her.

 I've always thought she was very pretty woman.  I can guarantee you that Donald only chose her to be you an ambassador because she is attractive.  If she hadn't been pretty Donald would never even have considered her for any type of position and his administration.

/ I have no idea how Sarah "Neanderthal Brow Ridge" Sanders slipped through the cracks.

Her Dad is Mike Suck-a-beej.


Also, when she comes loping into a press conference in one of her 1800s Mormon cat-lady costumes and spouts a pack of crazy lies, she provides a much-needed distraction from other Republican shenanigans.
 
2018-01-02 09:12:53 PM  

Pin Fiften Clob: fusillade762: Gubbo: The claims she makes about Iran. I don't know if they see true, but just because she made them, I now doubt them.

Is Iran suffering from famine?

Escalating food prices, iirc. Apparently the sanctions relief hasn't trickled down yet.

The food prices are being forced up because the theocratic trunk of the government are demanding that more money be spent on their institutions and programs.


You have a citation for this incredibly vague claim?
 
2018-01-02 09:15:22 PM  

Alien Robot: Gyrfalcon: Uh, what is the UN supposed to "do" about the protests? What exactly is wrong at this point? Yeah, people are upset and rioting, and yes, it's too bad they use the military and live rounds to put down civil unrest instead of cops and CS gas: but it's THEIR country.

Cut and paste Libya/Iran in UNSCR 1970.

Same situation. You supported it when it was Obama/Clinton.


Sounds like you can provide specific similarities. Right?
 
2018-01-02 09:19:42 PM  
FTFA:  "All of the money that President Obama so foolishly gave them went into terrorism and into their 'pockets,' " Trump tweeted Tuesday."

No administration in American history has been so eager to sh*t all over his predecessor at every opportunity, no matter how inappropriate, than Republican President Donald Trump.

Can you recall any other President referring to another President as "foolish" like this? Ever?

He's so lowered the level of discourse for the presidency that I can't even believe it sometimes.
 
2018-01-02 09:21:53 PM  
But I thought the U.N. were useless idiots who knew nothing about Middle East politics?
Oh wait, that was last week.
 
2018-01-02 09:28:05 PM  

fusillade762: Gubbo: The claims she makes about Iran. I don't know if they see true, but just because she made them, I now doubt them.

Is Iran suffering from famine?

Escalating food prices, iirc. Apparently the sanctions relief hasn't trickled down yet.


It's almost as if putting sanctions in place, allowed the people of Iran to rise up and start to take back their country....without the US being involved militarily or using the words "regime change" or anything else to make them think we had a hand in it.

Imagine that.

Imagine if this had been allowed to play out in Russia and Best Korea as well.

/Obama - Checkmate
 
2018-01-02 09:31:53 PM  

WeedBong420: Lol, begging for their cooperation after telling the General Assembly to collectively fark off.


That's the funny part. You just know other countries are laughing at her.
 
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