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(MSNBC)   Trump taunts the dynamite monkey in 3 hot spots, Orrin Hatch is retiring, and House Democrats on the Intel Committee are sick of Devin Nunes' shiat. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 06:04:19 PM  
Happy New Year all!
 
2018-01-02 06:13:49 PM  
Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.
 
2018-01-02 06:14:31 PM  
New year, same old shiat.
 
2018-01-02 06:15:03 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.


Trump is the shiat monkey.  He can't do anything except fling poo everywhere.
 
2018-01-02 06:15:27 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.


Dynamite orangutan, more like it.
 
2018-01-02 06:26:24 PM  
evening everybody! also, holy shiat PN in the Maddow thread?
 
2018-01-02 06:28:26 PM  
Evening Maddites!

I think I finally get to hang out tonight.
 
2018-01-02 06:33:28 PM  
Is it gonna be all fill-in hosts tonight?
 
2018-01-02 06:35:15 PM  
Nunes  accepting money from Russian sources will come out. I would really  find it humorous if an AG or the DoJ built a RICO case against the RNC. It could be done.
 
2018-01-02 06:39:10 PM  
I love Akerman
 
2018-01-02 06:39:13 PM  
Merry New Year, all y'all!

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2018-01-02 06:42:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.


You better hope so, because otherwise that's a greivous insult to dynamite monkey.  And dynamite.  And monkeys.  And waiting.
 
2018-01-02 06:44:53 PM  
Haha Webster's dad got sloshed and started flapping his gums, and that will lead to Trump's downfall
 
2018-01-02 06:46:46 PM  
I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?
 
2018-01-02 06:47:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.


This is generally an insult to simians, who have generally been found to have fairly advanced problem-solving skills (including tool use in non-human apes and capuchin monkeys).

Or possibly you're just speaking phylogenetically (in which humans are included in the clade of hominin apes, which are a subset of hominid apes (inclusive of all great apes save gibbons and siamangs), which are in turn a subset of hominoid apes (all apes inclusive of hominid apes as well as gibbons and siamangs), which are a subset of catarrhine monkeys (the immediate sister clade to homonoid apes within Catarrhini being the "old world" monkeys) and with catarrhine monkeys being one of the two major clades of the simians, the other encompassing platyrrhine or "New World" monkeys including capuchin monkeys).  Which (again, phylogenetically) makes a monkey out of you and me (much less the Dolt).  If so, carry on :D

(And hi, kids and kitties :D)

/yee, we actually get a Pocket Ninja Visitation :D
 
2018-01-02 06:47:45 PM  
Why won't it keep me signed in?
 
2018-01-02 06:47:53 PM  
Oh
 
2018-01-02 06:48:29 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: Pocket Ninja: Wait. I thought Trump was the dynamite monkey.

This is generally an insult to simians, who have generally been found to have fairly advanced problem-solving skills (including tool use in non-human apes and capuchin monkeys).

Or possibly you're just speaking phylogenetically (in which humans are included in the clade of hominin apes, which are a subset of hominid apes (inclusive of all great apes save gibbons and siamangs), which are in turn a subset of hominoid apes (all apes inclusive of hominid apes as well as gibbons and siamangs), which are a subset of catarrhine monkeys (the immediate sister clade to homonoid apes within Catarrhini being the "old world" monkeys) and with catarrhine monkeys being one of the two major clades of the simians, the other encompassing platyrrhine or "New World" monkeys including capuchin monkeys).  Which (again, phylogenetically) makes a monkey out of you and me (much less the Dolt).  If so, carry on :D

(And hi, kids and kitties :D)

/yee, we actually get a Pocket Ninja Visitation :D


Wait what??
 
2018-01-02 06:50:01 PM  
Hello Mr isakof
 
2018-01-02 06:50:21 PM  
Toes! They're toes!
 
2018-01-02 06:51:02 PM  

eurotrader: Nunes  accepting money from Russian sources will come out. I would really  find it humorous if an AG or the DoJ built a RICO case against the RNC. It could be done.


Money that he turned over to Papadopoulos because he wanted some distance from the felony.
 
2018-01-02 06:51:04 PM  
The news machine feels like it's kicking into high gear. It's seemed quiet the last couple of weeks. Today was noisy.

Let the games begin.
 
2018-01-02 06:51:39 PM  
I was supposed to jp a wedding at 5. They didn't show up. At 545 I shut the lights out because fark them.
 
2018-01-02 06:52:18 PM  

kimwim: I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?


I've missed everyone here for the past week or so.

I found it rather odd how much...comfort I guess?...I get out of the Maddow threads.

Good to see you all here.

Hope your holidays were swell.
 
2018-01-02 06:52:37 PM  

kimwim: I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?


I missed you.
 
2018-01-02 06:52:54 PM  

kimwim: I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?


WELCOME BACK NANA! why you go and eat onions? those not good for you...
 
2018-01-02 06:53:50 PM  

HedlessChickn: kimwim: I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?

I've missed everyone here for the past week or so.

I found it rather odd how much...comfort I guess?...I get out of the Maddow threads.

Good to see you all here.

Hope your holidays were swell.


Hi hedly!! We had a good trip to Maine, nothing broke! And made it back safely even though the windshield washers were frozen solid.
 
2018-01-02 06:56:24 PM  

stickmangrit: kimwim: I'm afraid I started drinking early folks. And of onions in my food. Mostly onions. I missed you all very much. Did anybody miss me?

WELCOME BACK NANA! why you go and eat onions? those not good for you...


No, I didn't eat them, I just get very scared I will. No wait. I did. Ducking Burger King on the Maine tnpk north put them on my crispy chicken sandwich even though they're not supposed to be there. I told them so in the receipt thingy. Painter, I could do things to that man if he and I weren't married.

Supper for me.
 
2018-01-02 06:57:02 PM  
Him, too
 
2018-01-02 06:57:27 PM  
Hallo all, hope that you had a good holiday, whatever flavor the celebration took (or will take, if you have yet to celebrate). Been trying to stay warm as the weather hit -30°F a few times, but usually hovered in the negative teens. Today is a heatwave at 35°F, so yay.

Missed everyone, as goodness knows after listening to the bigoted and Trump-supporting family over Christmas I needed a bastion of sanity. Holy hells those people. BUILD THE WALL! The tax bill is great! Random bigoted comments!

Lots and lots of booze. Including a delicious sake that tastes like a delicate apple juice. Yum.

Just caught up on some of the news today. Hatch is gone? Should be interesting to see how that plays out. Of course, so is Franken...
 
Boe
2018-01-02 06:58:02 PM  
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Happy New Year, Maddies!

/It's farking FREEZING here
 
2018-01-02 06:58:53 PM  
How come some people I can quote and some people I can't?
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2018-01-02 06:59:48 PM  
Hi kimwim!

Happy new year.

Also FARK YOU TOM SELLECK AND YOUR REVERSE MORTGAGE SCAM
 
2018-01-02 07:02:38 PM  
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2018-01-02 07:05:24 PM  
We're back baby!

Oh happy new year all!  Still going to try and get the car thawed out, that week of -35-40°C is finally passed, but now we're recovering from it.  -3° today, +2 tomorrow.

Got my nice new comfy office chair for gaming, farking, and movie watching.  Got signed up for the city's fitness and aquatic centres, so I can go swimming more often (and as soon as I remember how to swim and where swim gear is)

And poor Michael Steele.  "The translator of the Republican's"  That's such a horrid title...
 
2018-01-02 07:06:43 PM  

kimwim: How come some people I can quote and some people I can't?
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I've noticed OCCASIONALLY I have to set things to "Raw HTML" to be able to quote people, but usually that's per-thread and not per-respondent.
 
2018-01-02 07:10:34 PM  
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2018-01-02 07:12:51 PM  

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Oh crap
 
2018-01-02 07:16:14 PM  
Has anyone noticed it's kinda chilly outside?
 
2018-01-02 07:16:51 PM  
Ari and his board - A love story
 
2018-01-02 07:18:42 PM  
Hello everyone!

Sitting here planning lessons for the new semester. Hope you all had a good new year's holiday. :) It's good to be back.
 
2018-01-02 07:23:56 PM  

clodcomplex: Has anyone noticed it's kinda chilly outside?


Not here in Phoenix. It was a balmy 72 today...though it'll be 1500F here in due time.
 
2018-01-02 07:24:05 PM  
Baby it's cold outside
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2018-01-02 07:26:51 PM  

tudorgurl: Hello everyone!

Sitting here planning lessons for the new semester. Hope you all had a good new year's holiday. :) It's good to be back.


Hey hey! We all love each other tonight! 😘
 
2018-01-02 07:29:37 PM  

kimwim: tudorgurl: Hello everyone!

Sitting here planning lessons for the new semester. Hope you all had a good new year's holiday. :) It's good to be back.

Hey hey! We all love each other tonight! 😘


Indeed we do! Happy New Year! <3 <3 <3
 
2018-01-02 07:29:41 PM  
Evening all!!

Happy New Year!

Now...Let's get busy painting Congress Blue!
 
2018-01-02 07:30:54 PM  
Just made an omelet for the fiancé. Unfortunately, since my knees hurt like hell (THANKS BLISTERING COLD), no appetite for me. Plus side is that I have a handy cane to whap Trumpsters.
 
2018-01-02 07:33:37 PM  
So in case you were wondering, with Hatch retiring, Thad Cochran would be in line to become President Pro Tempore of the senate as he is the longest serving republican senator (third in line to the presidency).
If the Dems take the senate, it becomes Patrick Leahy.
Although technically the majority party doesn't have to choose the longest serving senator.
 
2018-01-02 07:34:16 PM  

Anastacya: Just made an omelet for the fiancé. Unfortunately, since my knees hurt like hell (THANKS BLISTERING COLD), no appetite for me. Plus side is that I have a handy cane to whap Trumpsters.


Ohh, a thumping cane!  Always a great accessory.
 
2018-01-02 07:36:22 PM  
Hey guys. Wanted to give a thanks to Auntie Cheesus for the month of Total Fark.

Looking forward to seeing what's in the Twitter tonight.
 
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