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(New York Daily News)   Inmate claims drugs hidden in his rectum were not his, judicial panel says GTFO   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Prison, State Correctional Institute, sufficient evidence, Pennsylvania judicial panel, Crime, small blue balloon, four-year prison sentence, clear plastic bag  
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2018-01-02 06:52:03 PM  
"I have no idea how that got there."
 
2018-01-02 08:01:55 PM  
So he's free to go?

/dnrtfa
 
2018-01-02 08:13:28 PM  
What an ass.
 
2018-01-02 09:07:03 PM  
"this is not my ass"

"ah, it's a friends and i am borrowing it, i don't know what he had"
 
2018-01-02 09:09:45 PM  
Maybe he like, sat on them at a restaurant and they slipped up there.
 
2018-01-02 09:10:58 PM  
He tripped and fell on some drugs.
Also, a traffic cone.
 
2018-01-02 09:11:14 PM  
Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.

Damn.
 
2018-01-02 09:12:10 PM  
I'll get this out of the way.

Rectum, damn near killed em.
 
2018-01-02 09:12:32 PM  
Edwin Wylie-Biggs Rectum is the name of of my james brown thrash metal cover band.
 
2018-01-02 09:13:12 PM  
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2018-01-02 09:14:21 PM  
"This is my rifle ass.  There are many like it, but this one is mine."
 
2018-01-02 09:15:03 PM  
They were his - no ifs, ands, or butts.
 
2018-01-02 09:16:36 PM  

Catlenfell: He tripped and fell on some drugs.
Also, a traffic cone.


Million to one shot, doc. Million to one

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2018-01-02 09:18:20 PM  
Damn, an extra 3-6 years for some K2.
 
2018-01-02 09:20:41 PM  
Maybe his hole is stretched out like that goatse fella and somebody snuck it in there while he was sleeping.
 
2018-01-02 09:21:29 PM  
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
 
2018-01-02 09:21:36 PM  

lindalouwho: Damn, an extra 3-6 years for some K2.


Seems fair. That's a big-ass mountain.
 
2018-01-02 09:22:29 PM  

mrlewish: I'll get this out of the way.

Rectum, damn near killed em.


/grrr slow computer
//well played mrlewish
///should have gone with Rocky and Bullinkle
 
2018-01-02 09:26:48 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.

Damn.


Right? Seems like somebody with surviving a 100-foot fall to their name should go on to bigger and better things...like being a super hero. Anything other than hiding drugs in their butt and claiming it's not theirs.
 
2018-01-02 09:28:43 PM  
Its good to see the state has the money to hold him another 3 years.  That will be worth it for sure.
 
2018-01-02 09:34:14 PM  
What if he was just holding for a friend? A very, very shiatty friend who has shiatty taste in shiatty drugs.
 
2018-01-02 09:36:56 PM  

shiny dagmar: symptomoftheuniverse: Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.

Damn.

Right? Seems like somebody with surviving a 100-foot fall to their name should go on to bigger and better things...like being a super hero. Anything other than hiding drugs in their butt and claiming it's not theirs.


I think he might be a superhero who's power is supplied by the spice up in his butt.
 
2018-01-02 09:37:27 PM  
Help me find my car keys and we'll drive out.
 
2018-01-02 09:56:53 PM  
It's called a 'prison wallet'.
 
2018-01-02 10:20:28 PM  
Eh... It works like this: A gang knows someone is going to prison.  An offer is made: pack our contraband in your rectum or we greenlight your ass the second you get out of orientation.
 
2018-01-02 10:25:22 PM  
the fois gras defense.
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2018-01-02 10:30:30 PM  
Judge say he would have noticed. Always notices. Would have woke up crying bout some shiat or another.
 
2018-01-02 10:45:51 PM  
UDIA?
 
2018-01-02 10:59:03 PM  
This case still may still have a few more loose ends to tie up.
 
2018-01-02 11:21:10 PM  
Sounds like he was talking out of his ass.
 
2018-01-03 12:09:14 AM  
So we've gone from "these aren't my pants" to "this isn't my asshole"?

Wow, people are getting dumber.
 
2018-01-03 12:20:03 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.

Damn.


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2018-01-03 12:31:45 AM  
"Your honor, I just thought it was another penis. When you have people putting things in your ass as much as I do, you stop paying attention to each little insertion."
 
2018-01-03 12:48:56 AM  
Well, you can't exactly dust for rectum prints, now, can you?
 
2018-01-03 01:37:13 PM  
It's prison - I bet there's a lot of stuff going in his rectum that isn't his.
 
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