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(Washington Examiner)   The Jewish Attorney that Roy Moore's campaign cited in his defense against charges of antisemitism? Yeah, he is a Doug Jones supporter   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Jews, Roy Moore, Kayla Moore, Judaism, Doug Jones, Antisemitism, Alabama, George Soros  
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2018-01-02 03:29:19 PM  
This is something we all knew in our hearts, but it is nice to have it confirmed anyway.
 
2018-01-02 03:38:27 PM  
"One of our attorneys is a Jew!"

I still can't get over that. If you have any respect for people/their culture, you don't say it like that. It's like saying "the blacks". There's a noticeable amount of disdain when saying it.
 
2018-01-02 03:42:22 PM  
It wasn't his campaign that claimed that, it was his wife. She wasn't smart enough to realize how stupid and conceited that sounded. I doubt she cared to know who he supported, politically.
 
2018-01-02 03:44:00 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:45:54 PM  
Well, the harassing-minors thing is still obviously false; he has a woman over 18 on his staff.

And by on his staff I mean working for him.

And not "working for him" in a sexual way, but in a professional way.

And you know that's true because he has a prostitute on his staff too.

Wait no, I mean... no prostitutes. Prostitutes bad. No prostitutes on staff...his or anyone else's.  And by staff--

/*resigns as his campaign manager, stays in school instead.*
 
2018-01-02 03:52:37 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 480x270]


2 things:

1) Thanks for the barefark from a couple weeks ago! Haven't seen you in a thread to thank you.

2) That's one of my favorite songs by you (we all know it's you, Bo!). Even the rednecks I know that love country music admit it's a perfect parody of those songs.
 
2018-01-02 03:59:02 PM  
LMAO
 
2018-01-02 04:21:17 PM  
This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

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It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.
 
2018-01-02 04:29:22 PM  

Dallymo: This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.


Those are targeted ads which go by what you've been looking at online. Mine was for a wallet because I was looking at wallets online yesterday.

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So what have you been looking at?!
 
2018-01-02 04:33:57 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dallymo: This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.

Those are targeted ads which go by what you've been looking at online. Mine was for a wallet because I was looking at wallets online yesterday.

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

So what have you been looking at?!


Halloween costumes!!!

My schoolgirl days are well into the last century.
 
2018-01-02 04:34:46 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "One of our attorneys is a Jew!"

I still can't get over that. If you have any respect for people/their culture, you don't say it like that. It's like saying "the blacks". There's a noticeable amount of disdain when saying it.


There are a places where it's acceptable to call someone a "Jew."  An "I'm not racist" rally in Alabama is one of them.
 
2018-01-02 04:38:26 PM  
I'm more surprised that the attorney actually exists.
 
2018-01-02 04:38:33 PM  
Of course he is.
He's a jeeewwwwww, after all.
 
2018-01-02 04:39:06 PM  

WhoIsWillo: This is something we all knew in our hearts, but it is nice to have it confirmed anyway.


Honestly I wouldn't have been surprised to find out the Moors made him up or mistook his ethnicity.
 
2018-01-02 04:39:07 PM  
Charlie, Mac & Dennis on Jews and People of the Jewish Faith | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Youtube mLIS7qAWeaA
 
2018-01-02 04:40:53 PM  
You spend your entire life in the law field and you can only claim one Jewish person as a friend?
 
2018-01-02 04:47:31 PM  
There seems likely a Jewish lawyer joke in this.
 
2018-01-02 04:49:41 PM  
Jaffe told the Washington Examiner he has been close personal friends with Doug Jones for more than 30 years and he both contributed to, and raised money for, his campaign.

Just like those greedy, shifty Jews.  Taking your money and giving it to one of your enemies.
 
2018-01-02 04:50:16 PM  
"He's still going to the same place that people who don't recognize God and morality and accept his salvation are going,"

I think it's great that your Lord and Savior® cooked things up so that I don't have to spend my eternal damnation hanging out with you and the Westboro crowd (along with countless others). You guys would really farking ruin the party.
 
2018-01-02 04:52:19 PM  

ScepticalChymist: "He's still going to the same place that people who don't recognize God and morality and accept his salvation are going,"

I think it's great that your Lord and Savior® cooked things up so that I don't have to spend my eternal damnation hanging out with you and the Westboro crowd (along with countless others). You guys would really farking ruin the party.


That's what I used to tell the bible beaters on campus when I was in college.

"You'll go to eternal damnation in hellfire if you don't convert!"

"If you're the kind of person I'd have to hang out with in heaven, I'll gladly go to hell."
 
2018-01-02 04:52:23 PM  

LarryDan43: You spend your entire life in the law field and you can only claim one Jewish person as a friend?


Why do you assume an employee is a friend or that you even supposed to like them or be polite to them?

As my Georgian grandmother would say: "Why should I thank them? I paid them."
 
2018-01-02 04:52:28 PM  

LarryDan43: You spend your entire life in the law field and you can only claim one Jewish person as a friend?


Not "friend", someone whose services they pay for.

She may as well have said "We don't hate Mexicans, without them, how would our house get cleaned?"
 
2018-01-02 04:56:47 PM  
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary:
She may as well have said "We don't hate Mexicans, without them, how would our house get cleaned?"

I'm not racist - my entire plantation is staffed by African Americans!
 
2018-01-02 04:57:44 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: LarryDan43: You spend your entire life in the law field and you can only claim one Jewish person as a friend?

Not "friend", someone whose services they pay for.

She may as well have said "We don't hate Mexicans, without them, how would our house get cleaned?"


Like a guy who has coached NBA players his entire life and tells you he has one black friend.
 
2018-01-02 04:57:54 PM  
Yet more proof that the (((globalists))) were behind Jones.
 
2018-01-02 04:58:19 PM  

Ambivalence: It wasn't his campaign that claimed that, it was his wife. She wasn't smart enough to realize how stupid and conceited that sounded. I doubt she cared to know who he supported, politically.


I'm still holding to the belief that she realized what Moore is and this was her chance to do something.

Hell hath no fury...
 
2018-01-02 04:59:37 PM  
Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....
 
2018-01-02 05:07:36 PM  

stan unusual: Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....


I assume Hebrew trickery is related to Kung Fu treachery in some manner.
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2018-01-02 05:13:34 PM  

Nied: stan unusual: Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....

I assume Hebrew trickery is related to Kung Fu treachery in some manner.
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Google was extraordinarily helpful in searching for that image.

"Best guess for this image: human"  (and that link is to;)
Rag'n'Bone Man - Human (Official Video)
Youtube L3wKzyIN1yk
 
2018-01-02 05:14:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dallymo: This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.

Those are targeted ads which go by what you've been looking at online. Mine was for a wallet because I was looking at wallets online yesterday.

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

So what have you been looking at?!


Lol. Can't get a screenshot, but mine was a Geico ad, no schoolgirl outfits here.
 
2018-01-02 05:18:57 PM  
That just proves that not only is she not an anti-semite, she's also tolerant of Democrats.
 
2018-01-02 05:19:36 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Nied: stan unusual: Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....

I assume Hebrew trickery is related to Kung Fu treachery in some manner.
[78.media.tumblr.com image 500x266]

Google was extraordinarily helpful in searching for that image.

"Best guess for this image: human"  (and that link is to;)
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/L3wKzyIN​1yk]


LOL sorry.  It's from the movie Black Dynamite.
 
2018-01-02 05:21:28 PM  

Oysterman: I'm more surprised that the attorney actually exists.


To be fair, he wasn't really Moore's lawyer.  He was just the lawyer they got to defend Moore's chronically-criminal son on one of the many drug charges against him.
 
2018-01-02 05:25:42 PM  

stan unusual: Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....


Nah, they can't do that because then it makes the whole Trump emails thing even more obvious.  They'll go about some other way and then HILLARY EMAILS it when they run out of things Fox News told them to say.

I still love the way Moore's underage rape victim wife was smug about saying 'AND OUR LAW-YUR IS A JEW' like it was some massive own.  Seriously, check out the video of that....to her, that's a burn.  And it's so pathetically sad I still can't help but laugh at how stupid it is.  I bet she gets petted on the head when she adds double-digit numbers without taking off her shoes.
 
2018-01-02 05:31:13 PM  

Oysterman: I'm more surprised that the attorney actually exists.


Would you trust a goy to help your son beat drug charges?
 
2018-01-02 05:32:44 PM  

Nied: stan unusual: Aaaaand the forwarding of emails claiming that this is proof that Soros sabotaged Moore's campaign with all kinds of Hebrew trickery begins....

I assume Hebrew trickery is related to Kung Fu treachery in some manner.
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Black Dynamite references always get a funny.
 
2018-01-02 05:32:49 PM  
Some of my best friends know Jewish people.
 
2018-01-02 05:34:11 PM  

koder: Well, the harassing-minors thing is still obviously false; he has a woman over 18 on his staff.

And by on his staff I mean working for him.

And not "working for him" in a sexual way, but in a professional way.

And you know that's true because he has a prostitute on his staff too.

Wait no, I mean... no prostitutes. Prostitutes bad. No prostitutes on staff...his or anyone else's.  And by staff--

/*resigns as his campaign manager, stays in school instead.*


Stay in the game if you can. The Trump administration could use your skill set.
 
2018-01-02 05:34:49 PM  
As campaign slogans go, I think I loved "We're not anti-semitic, some of our best lawyers are Jews" almost as much as "I'm not a witch, I'm you".
 
2018-01-02 05:36:37 PM  

erik-k: Ambivalence: It wasn't his campaign that claimed that, it was his wife. She wasn't smart enough to realize how stupid and conceited that sounded. I doubt she cared to know who he supported, politically.

I'm still holding to the belief that she realized what Moore is and this was her chance to do something.

Hell hath no fury...


That and the secret ballot.  But there are plenty of conservative women who will happily vote for, and even marry, troglodyte types like Roy
 
2018-01-02 05:37:17 PM  

Fart_Machine: Yet more proof that the (((globalists))) were behind Jones.


Jewns

/bank on it
 
2018-01-02 06:05:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dallymo: This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.

Those are targeted ads which go by what you've been looking at online. Mine was for a wallet because I was looking at wallets online yesterday.

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

So what have you been looking at?!


Yeah. I really want to know. For a friend.
 
2018-01-02 06:09:33 PM  

HairBolus: LarryDan43: You spend your entire life in the law field and you can only claim one Jewish person as a friend?

Why do you assume an employee is a friend or that you even supposed to like them or be polite to them?

As my Georgian grandmother would say: "Why should I thank them? I paid them."


at least one Georgian would disagree
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2018-01-02 06:11:02 PM  

WillJM8528: scottydoesntknow: Dallymo: This naughty schoolgirl outfit was in the middle of the article:

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

It took me a minute to realize that it was an ad.

Those are targeted ads which go by what you've been looking at online. Mine was for a wallet because I was looking at wallets online yesterday.

[img.fark.net image 422x750]

So what have you been looking at?!

Lol. Can't get a screenshot, but mine was a Geico ad, no schoolgirl outfits here.


Farking Comcast Xfinity ad.
 
2018-01-02 06:17:04 PM  

Wyalt Derp: As campaign slogans go, I think I loved "We're not anti-semitic, some of our best lawyers are Jews"


Just wait til Ol' Roy tries to run for governor.

"I'm not racist. Some of my family's favorite slaves were black."
 
2018-01-02 06:22:54 PM  

Ambivalence: It wasn't his campaign that claimed that, it was his wife. She wasn't smart enough to realize how stupid and conceited that sounded. I doubt she cared to know who he supported, politically.


Seriously?
His wife:
* Posted a letter of support that was immediately denied by several pastors who signed it, as falsely promoting his candacy after hearing what a prick he was
* Falsely claimed that the restaurant her gropy husband worked at didn't exist at the time
* Made up an entirely fictional and disgusting abortion procedure just so she could claim Doug Jones supports it.

It's been a great comfort to me that Roy Moore married a malevolently evil piece of shiat like himself. Please, allow yourself the same comfort.
 
2018-01-02 06:31:31 PM  

A'isha P.: Oysterman: I'm more surprised that the attorney actually exists.

To be fair, he wasn't really Moore's lawyer.  He was just the lawyer they got to defend Moore's chronically-criminal son on one of the many drug charges against him.


And bringing attention to their son's multiple arrests was a poor attempt at helping.

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/201​5/03/son_of_alabama_chief_justice_r.ht​ml
 
2018-01-02 06:40:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "One of our attorneys is a Jew!"

I still can't get over that. If you have any respect for people/their culture, you don't say it like that. It's like saying "the blacks". There's a noticeable amount of disdain when saying it.


It was worse the way she said it. "He's a JOOOOO!" with that harpy-smirk on her face. She should have been capped right there.
 
2018-01-02 06:43:01 PM  

HighOnCraic: A'isha P.: Oysterman: I'm more surprised that the attorney actually exists.

To be fair, he wasn't really Moore's lawyer.  He was just the lawyer they got to defend Moore's chronically-criminal son on one of the many drug charges against him.

And bringing attention to their son's multiple arrests was a poor attempt at helping.

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/201​5/03/son_of_alabama_chief_justice_r.ht​ml


She'll probably claim he's a democrat.
 
2018-01-02 06:51:43 PM  
It would be funny if that lawyer had signed over a payment from the Moore's directly to Jones's campaign. (Not a realistic prospect, I know). Just to hear the shriek of rage from all the way out here in SoDak.
 
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