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(Daily Mail)   'Felons, Illegals and MS13 Welcome... Democrats need the votes'   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-02 03:58:53 PM  
That is so farking lame.
 
2018-01-02 04:07:07 PM  
If it's done to troll Trump, then I'm for it.
 
2018-01-02 04:22:12 PM  
It would have been funnier if the science for Less Derpy, but for conservative humor it wasn't awful.
 
2018-01-02 04:23:23 PM  

Krieghund: It would have been funnier if the science for Less Derpy, but for conservative humor it wasn't awful.


Damn it speech to text, that was supposed to say "the signs" not "the science"
 
2018-01-02 04:25:32 PM  
I think Republicans pride themselves on getting away with felonies more than Democrats. Not that Democrats are saints but there is a sliding scale.
 
2018-01-02 04:31:51 PM  
Whoever is doing PR work for MS-13 needs a raise.
 
2018-01-02 04:48:08 PM  

Mugato: That is so farking lame.


Like most liberals.
 
2018-01-02 04:48:25 PM  
The God-Damn Right Wing Conspiracy is ripping off the Discordian's shtick!
 
2018-01-02 04:50:28 PM  

FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.


How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?
 
2018-01-02 05:01:09 PM  

Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?


Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.
 
2018-01-02 05:04:51 PM  
Yes, it's a well-known fact that California Democrats need votes. That's why every presidential election sees everyone biting their nails over which way the states 55 electoral votes are going to go.
 
2018-01-02 05:05:54 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


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2018-01-02 05:22:39 PM  
So how come the Republicans keep making claims like this, but are never able to provide any evidence?

Because the only people being convicted of voter fraud these days are Republicans.

Oh.  Oh that's right.  They're taking after the Soviets now.  "Always accuse the other side of what you're doing".
 
2018-01-02 05:23:17 PM  
Brought to you by the retards who posted signs that the California drought was a Sacramento conspiracy.
 
2018-01-02 05:24:23 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


The top of your head is pointed.
 
2018-01-02 05:24:36 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


Well, I'm convinced. Who could argue with such well-researched data?
 
2018-01-02 05:24:56 PM  

FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.


You get paid by the post, comrade?
Hope Moscow's not too cold.
 
2018-01-02 05:26:14 PM  

8 inches: The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.


That impeachment didn't take.

How many republicans vs how many democrats resigned in disgrace?

How many republican Presidents are investigated for treason and how many of their staff have been indicted or resigned?

I don't really give a shiat about republicans or democrats but it's not even a contest, come on.
 
2018-01-02 05:27:53 PM  
Ah, Conservative Humor™.

Once again, just not funny.
 
2018-01-02 05:29:06 PM  
I'm assuming the sign was meant to be clever or outrage-inducing but, like most Conservative attempts at trolling, it rates a solid "meh."
 
2018-01-02 05:31:08 PM  
Not just them either. Bloods, crips, gd, Latin kings, whomever. Drug addicts, terrorist Muslims, Hitler, Stalin, single mothers, every Miscreant in the world is being recruited. Alabama was just the beginning. I hear Soros himself flys a jumbo jet full of bloodthirsty illegals into California every day and drives them straight to the welfare office to get their handouts going. Soon the white genocide will commence.. Bwahahahahaha
 
2018-01-02 05:31:09 PM  
The reference to MS13 really kills whatever attempt at humor this Fox news hound was trying for.
 
2018-01-02 05:32:11 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


Biatch, ya'll deplorable motherfarkers were voting for an admitted pedophile a couple of weeks ago.
 
2018-01-02 05:32:24 PM  
Trolls go away, we're all full up here.
 
2018-01-02 05:32:55 PM  

FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.


Nuh uh, conservatives are.
 
2018-01-02 05:34:04 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Ah, Conservative Humor™.

Once again, just not funny.


Subtlety and cleverness are essential to good humor, conservatives posses none.
 
2018-01-02 05:34:20 PM  
Republicans have lost the popular vote in every presidential election since the 80s, except for the first one after 9/11. The Republicans need the constant threat of terrorist attacks just to survive as a party, which may be why they are always committing terrorist attacks. Like the alt right shooter in Colorado a couple of days ago.
 
2018-01-02 05:34:23 PM  
I guess the funny thing is that the intended audience won't be able to read them, as they can't speak English like Jesus did.
 
2018-01-02 05:35:48 PM  
Right-wing comedy: punching impotently at human decency since forever.
 
2018-01-02 05:35:51 PM  
All those signs really say is "Conservatives don't know what the term 'Sanctuary' means."
 
2018-01-02 05:37:16 PM  

you are a puppet: Republicans have lost the popular vote in every presidential election since the 80s, except for the first one after 9/11. The Republicans need the constant threat of terrorist attacks just to survive as a party, which may be why they are always committing terrorist attacks. Like the alt right shooter in Colorado a couple of days ago.


If you're alt-right enough, you're obviously a leftist. Connect One, Libra Tauruses.
 
2018-01-02 05:37:33 PM  
Nobody meanwhile could do the same to make fun of Republicans because Republican voters can't read.
 
2018-01-02 05:38:32 PM  

Rwa2play: If it's done to troll Trump, then I'm for it.


That's some next level stiggnit right there.
 
2018-01-02 05:38:39 PM  

8 inches: The last President to be impeached? Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace? Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace? Democrat.


Tell us again how you're Totally Not a Republican.
 
2018-01-02 05:38:45 PM  
Just for the sake of argument, let's say that illegal MS-13 members were allowed to vote.

I'm pretty sure they would have turnout numbers that make college students look like the AARP.
 
2018-01-02 05:41:50 PM  
felons can't vote until they've completed their parole at which point, they've served their time and should be allowed to vote.

illegals... yeah, all the illegals I know can't wait to register to vote, they're the first ones at the polls to do so.

MS13? I don't think gang affiliation is grounds for taking away your voting rights BUT these are Conservatives, they would like to stop anyone who doesn't vote like they do from voting so, no shocker there.

what I'm trying to say is that the sign is stupid, they person who created the sign is stupid and anyone who re-tweets this in a serious manner is shiat for brains moronic.

I may be wrong.
 
2018-01-02 05:42:10 PM  
Literally the only time I have ever heard of MS-13 is when right-wingers are blaming Democrats for something.
 
2018-01-02 05:42:52 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


Last disgraced Speaker of the House doing time for embezzling money to pay off someone for keeping quiet about when said Speaker of the House molested him as a kid?  Dem... Oh wait, no, that was a Republican.
 
2018-01-02 05:42:54 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: I'm assuming the sign was meant to be clever or outrage-inducing but, like most Conservative attempts at trolling, it rates a solid "meh."


Those photos will enter Rethuglican lore and be referenced forever into the future as being absolutely real.
 
2018-01-02 05:43:22 PM  
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Sadly, the phony sign is in much better shape than the official one. That is too subtle to be intentional humor, so I will chuckle ironically.
 
2018-01-02 05:43:30 PM  

FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.


Don't smart your own posts. Bad form.
 
2018-01-02 05:46:38 PM  
So can someone create one for Alabama saying "Underage Girls Welcome"?
 
2018-01-02 05:48:36 PM  

Maud Dib: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

You get paid by the post, comrade?
Hope Moscow's not too cold.


He hardly seems like a professional at this.
 
2018-01-02 05:49:00 PM  

Isitoveryet: felons can't vote until they've completed their parole at which point, they've served their time and should be allowed to vote.

illegals... yeah, all the illegals I know can't wait to register to vote, they're the first ones at the polls to do so.

MS13? I don't think gang affiliation is grounds for taking away your voting rights BUT these are Conservatives, they would like to stop anyone who doesn't vote like they do from voting so, no shocker there.

what I'm trying to say is that the sign is stupid, they person who created the sign is stupid and anyone who re-tweets this in a serious manner is shiat for brains moronic.

I may be wrong.


There was a Farker on the other day...I think it was yesterday... Who was convinced that California is letting illegals vote, because we give illegals driver's license and we also sign people up to vote when they get their driver's licenses.

Nevermind that we check to see if they're eligible to vote first before we actually sign them up.

Otherwise almost every 16 year old in the state would be voting.  That might not be a bad thing, mind you, but I would have a lot of trouble getting the "Get Off My Lawn Act of 2018" passed.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2018-01-02 05:50:06 PM  
Timely article considering I just returned from the weekly "register an illegal to vote" drive. Did you know an illegal vote counts as three conservative votes because conservatives are three times dumber?
 
2018-01-02 05:51:00 PM  

8 inches: Mugato: FlyingBacon: Mugato: That is so farking lame.

Like most liberals.

How so? Democrats are more criminal than Republicans?

Yes.

The last President to be impeached?  Democrat.
The last Congress person to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.
The last political party chair to resign in disgrace?  Democrat.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head...for now.


the only response you deserve:

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2018-01-02 05:51:03 PM  
Black Sabbath - Swinging The Chain.
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No you have not heard this. Bill Ward drummer on vocals.
 
2018-01-02 05:51:48 PM  

Azz: Timely article considering I just returned from the weekly "register an illegal to vote" drive. Did you know an illegal vote counts as three conservative votes because conservatives are three times dumber?


If they are so smart, they should register themselves.
 
2018-01-02 05:53:46 PM  

Krieghund: Isitoveryet: felons can't vote until they've completed their parole at which point, they've served their time and should be allowed to vote.

illegals... yeah, all the illegals I know can't wait to register to vote, they're the first ones at the polls to do so.

MS13? I don't think gang affiliation is grounds for taking away your voting rights BUT these are Conservatives, they would like to stop anyone who doesn't vote like they do from voting so, no shocker there.

what I'm trying to say is that the sign is stupid, they person who created the sign is stupid and anyone who re-tweets this in a serious manner is shiat for brains moronic.

I may be wrong.

There was a Farker on the other day...I think it was yesterday... Who was convinced that California is letting illegals vote, because we give illegals driver's license and we also sign people up to vote when they get their driver's licenses.

Nevermind that we check to see if they're eligible to vote first before we actually sign them up.

Otherwise almost every 16 year old in the state would be voting.  That might not be a bad thing, mind you, but I would have a lot of trouble getting the "Get Off My Lawn Act of 2018" passed.


It was yesterday. I was entertained for a few minutes claiming that all the fraudulent votes were by illegal Russian immigrants flown in by the RNC. My evidence was just as good as that person's ;)
 
2018-01-02 05:53:47 PM  
I wonder why MS13 is singled out as the absolute worst gang. Not only that, but they're apparently very conscious of voting for the others. It's almost like some kind of whistle that only certain deplorable critters can hear...
 
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