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(UPI)   Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Chevrolet Silverado, hot dog, Sheriff, rear bumper, Pickup truck, Deputy sheriff, free hot dog, traffic violation  
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2018-01-02 03:24:09 PM  
There's a joke in there somewhere about the benefits of a stout wiener on your bumper but damned if I can coax it out.
 
2018-01-02 05:47:20 PM  

Psychopusher: There's a joke in there somewhere about the benefits of a stout wiener on your bumper but damned if I can coax it out.


You're not a snake charmer, I presume?
 
2018-01-02 07:33:39 PM  
Better than a Free Cat, I suppose.
 
2018-01-02 08:25:23 PM  
Good news: no speeding ticket. Bad news: cop writes you up on a food safety violation.
 
2018-01-02 08:26:34 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Better than a Free Cat, I suppose.


But not as funny, or ban-tastic.

Still, pretty good.
 
2018-01-02 08:29:46 PM  
What the hell, this reads like some stupid Facebook bullshiat.
 
2018-01-02 08:30:24 PM  
I want to know if the Deputy ate the hot dog.
 
2018-01-02 08:30:47 PM  
Better than the other kind of bumper dog

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2018-01-02 08:33:52 PM  

Norad: What the hell, this reads like some stupid Facebook bullshiat.


If you're so smart, why are you able to make that comparison?
 
2018-01-02 08:35:40 PM  
Bit of a cliffhanger there. Was hot dog OK? Did hot dog make it home?
 
2018-01-02 08:36:09 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Better than the other kind of bumper dog

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Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or two.
 
2018-01-02 08:38:00 PM  
Hey, you know how it is. You find a hot dog, you stop to eat it.
 
2018-01-02 08:38:41 PM  

lindalouwho: Norad: What the hell, this reads like some stupid Facebook bullshiat.

If you're so smart, why are you able to make that comparison?


Because I'm smrt.
 
2018-01-02 08:40:06 PM  
Once pulled up to a store and saw a guys wallet on the back bumper. Ironically it was my neighbor. Store was about 5 miles from our houses.
 
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2018-01-02 08:41:43 PM  
Surprised he didn't get a ticket for not having any ketchup on that hot dog
 
2018-01-02 08:42:16 PM  
One time, my step-gramma drove us across town to a park.  Her coffee cup was still on the roof of the car when we got there.
 
fek [TotalFark]
2018-01-02 08:43:32 PM  
needs more detail about said hot dog. Are we talking run of the mill grocery store weenie or stadium dog like at Comerica Park?

if it's a stadium dog, I'd eat that sh*t.
 
2018-01-02 08:48:45 PM  
Better.

Jackass - Daddy and Baby
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2018-01-02 08:49:34 PM  
Did it fix the cable?
 
2018-01-02 08:52:45 PM  
Did something similar with a handheld radio on my truck's roof some years ago. Stayed up there for THREE DAYS as I drove around town. How it never fell off still perplexes me to this day.
 
2018-01-02 09:00:48 PM  
I'd kill for a hot dog right now.
 
2018-01-02 09:08:12 PM  

Salmon: I'd kill for a hot dog right now.


You in CA or CO?
 
2018-01-02 09:36:18 PM  

kb7rky: Did something similar with a handheld radio on my truck's roof some years ago. Stayed up there for THREE DAYS as I drove around town. How it never fell off still perplexes me to this day.


It stayed there so you could write about it today. Now you may rest.
 
2018-01-02 09:45:23 PM  
Must I do everything around here again?
Cheech & Chong - What do you guys want?
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2018-01-02 11:21:32 PM  
"Let me get this one partner! Come on! Let me do this one! Just this one time. I got this. Let me do it!"
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2018-01-03 09:01:33 AM  
If you were a hot dog and were starving to death, would you eat yourself?
 
2018-01-03 09:11:38 AM  
So, what law was violated?
 
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