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(NBC New York)   Egg sandwich-eating driver crashes into home after hungry dog leaps from back seat   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 12:26:14 PM  
"Dog behaves like dog. Film at 11."
 
2018-01-02 01:10:40 PM  
I'll bet Farmers hasn't seen that one.
 
2018-01-02 03:11:47 PM  
Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2018-01-02 03:25:33 PM  
He should have just tried to stop Casanova Frankenstein
 
2018-01-02 04:34:30 PM  

edmo: I'll bet Farmers hasn't seen that one.


I'll bet they have, see mama's comment.
 
2018-01-02 05:25:23 PM  
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I guess the guy in the article made the egg salad sandwiches
 
2018-01-02 05:26:49 PM  
Fark the driver. Is the dog OK?
 
2018-01-02 05:26:54 PM  
Seems a little biased to specify it was an egg sandwich in the headline. Was the sandwich bread dark as well? Maybe rye?

/racist
 
2018-01-02 05:28:24 PM  

CoysOdie: Fark the driver. Is the dog OK?


He's said to be in eggsellent condition.
 
2018-01-02 05:31:26 PM  
4 hard boiled eggs
1 tsp brown mustard
2 TBSP mayo
1/3c diced or julienned yellow onion
2 baby vlasic dill pickles, diced (MUST BE VLASIC!!!! V IMPORTANT!!!)
2 strips of bacon fried crisp
plenty of salt and pepper to taste
refrigerate for at least 1 hour before servcing

serves 2-4 on toast with lettuce and tomato

Thank me later
 
2018-01-02 05:35:50 PM  
 
2018-01-02 05:35:53 PM  
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Wonder where he got the sandwich from...
 
2018-01-02 05:35:55 PM  

SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.


Not to be "that guy", but the article (and headline) say egg sandwich, not egg *salad* sandwich.

/maybe that's worse?
 
2018-01-02 05:36:35 PM  
And this is why we can't have nice things.
 
2018-01-02 05:37:23 PM  

toraque: CoysOdie: Fark the driver. Is the dog OK?

He's said to be in eggsellent condition.


Heh, this was eggsactly the kind of statement I was eggspecting.
 
2018-01-02 05:37:44 PM  
Worst thing is, he spent all weekend making it.

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2018-01-02 05:40:57 PM  
Call Uber.
 
2018-01-02 05:41:49 PM  

bigoldthor: SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.

Not to be "that guy", but the article (and headline) say egg sandwich, not egg *salad* sandwich.

/maybe that's worse?


My go-to breakfast treat is a fried egg sandwich with cheese, bacon and mayo.

/Why, yes, I am fat
 
2018-01-02 05:43:42 PM  

buckeyebrain: bigoldthor: SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.

Not to be "that guy", but the article (and headline) say egg sandwich, not egg *salad* sandwich.

/maybe that's worse?

My go-to breakfast treat is a fried egg sandwich with cheese, bacon and mayo.

/Why, yes, I am fat


I freaking LOVE egg sandwiches.  Prefer to add cheese and Miracle Whip (as opposed to mayonnaise.)  Wife won't let me make them often because of the mess...she is OCD clean.

/I'm a portly lad, myself.
 
2018-01-02 05:46:57 PM  

MythDragon: [eatslikeaduck.com image 640x480]
Wonder where he got the sandwich from...


Came here for this, leaving sort of disappointed I don't get to post it this time.....
 
2018-01-02 05:50:48 PM  
There's abandoned houses on Long Island?   WTF?   I thought that was high rent district.
 
2018-01-02 05:54:00 PM  
"No seriously, it's the best egg salad you ever tasted"
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2018-01-02 05:56:23 PM  

SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.


Agreed. A "salad" that smells like a fart, where do I sign up?
 
2018-01-02 06:02:41 PM  

bigoldthor: I freaking LOVE egg sandwiches.  Prefer to add cheese and Miracle Whip (as opposed to mayonnaise.)  Wife won't let me make them often because of the mess...she is OCD clean.


I grew up on Miracle Whip, too, but I'm dating a girl that can't stand it, so I've been transitioning to regular mayo more and more these days.
 
2018-01-02 06:02:47 PM  
why would you need to drive a dog anywhere
 
2018-01-02 06:04:55 PM  
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2018-01-02 06:17:22 PM  
Who gets the sandwich, me or the dog?
 
2018-01-02 06:20:03 PM  

bigoldthor: buckeyebrain: bigoldthor: SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.

Not to be "that guy", but the article (and headline) say egg sandwich, not egg *salad* sandwich.

/maybe that's worse?

My go-to breakfast treat is a fried egg sandwich with cheese, bacon and mayo.

/Why, yes, I am fat

I freaking LOVE egg sandwiches.  Prefer to add cheese and Miracle Whip (as opposed to mayonnaise.)  Wife won't let me make them often because of the mess...she is OCD clean.

/I'm a portly lad, myself.


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2018-01-02 06:39:41 PM  
Egg salad surgery. Isn't that an Emerson Lake and Palmer album?
 
2018-01-02 06:43:26 PM  
The reporter on this story did not do his or her job. Was it an egg sandwich or an egg salad sandwich. There's a big difference.
When we had a dog, he would salivate over any sandwich. SANDWICH!!!!

Knew someone that had a well behaved dog. Enough where food could be left in the car with the dog. After running errands, she returned to the car to find bakery bag intact but with a big ring of slobber around it.
 
2018-01-02 06:52:42 PM  
An unrestrained dog in a passenger compartment is a liability.  I had a short leash to hook my dog to a seat belt.  He could move a bit but could not interfere with my driving.  He would have been killed in an accident for sure but woud never be the cause.
 
2018-01-02 06:56:40 PM  
This won't work, there's no 'z'.
 
2018-01-02 07:10:30 PM  
Ew.  I can't imagine eating in the car whilst our dog was along - he would be drooling if it was an egg and bacon sandwich.
 
2018-01-02 07:13:18 PM  
It's a recipe for egg salad that will make you plotz
 
2018-01-02 07:15:14 PM  
She should come back and finish the job of demolition.  Sounds like it was about to be torn down anyway.
 
2018-01-02 07:22:05 PM  
my greatest fear.  and snakes.
drtfa
 
2018-01-02 07:22:19 PM  
Smells farty
 
2018-01-02 08:45:16 PM  

Brainsick: bigoldthor: buckeyebrain: bigoldthor: SoupGuru: Gross. Instant karma for an egg salad eater, as far as I'm concerned.

Not to be "that guy", but the article (and headline) say egg sandwich, not egg *salad* sandwich.

/maybe that's worse?

My go-to breakfast treat is a fried egg sandwich with cheese, bacon and mayo.

/Why, yes, I am fat

I freaking LOVE egg sandwiches.  Prefer to add cheese and Miracle Whip (as opposed to mayonnaise.)  Wife won't let me make them often because of the mess...she is OCD clean.

/I'm a portly lad, myself.

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Must.  Get.  Now.
 
2018-01-02 08:57:09 PM  

willfullyobscure: 4 hard boiled eggs
1 tsp brown mustard
2 TBSP mayo
1/3c diced or julienned yellow onion
2 baby vlasic dill pickles, diced (MUST BE VLASIC!!!! V IMPORTANT!!!)
2 strips of bacon fried crisp
plenty of salt and pepper to taste
refrigerate for at least 1 hour before servcing

serves 2-4 on toast with lettuce and tomato

Thank me later


I should probably thank you now. I'll be shiatting my brains put later. I could probably thank you from the toilet, but I am afraid the smell may be so intense as to travel the internet and blow out your olfactory gland once you open this thread.
 
fek [TotalFark]
2018-01-02 09:04:09 PM  
egg sandwiches give me the vapors. toss in a little red onion and it's damn near lethal.

eat 'em at work all the time.
 
2018-01-03 11:06:44 AM  
Was it one of these?

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