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(Canadify)   When it's cold outside the best way to warm up your Porsche in the morning A) park indoors B) block heater C) Fire   ( canadify.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 06:46:50 PM  
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"I could set Bill Lumbergh's Porsche on fire."
 
2018-01-02 09:30:31 PM  
We need to hear both sides in this one.
 
2018-01-02 09:50:44 PM  
You could say that the Cayenne was hot.
 
2018-01-02 09:51:02 PM  
It was a Porsche SUV.

Oh well.
 
2018-01-02 09:54:37 PM  
Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.
 
2018-01-02 09:58:26 PM  
Dark jacket and gloves. Yup, that narrows it down.
 
2018-01-02 09:58:52 PM  

abhorrent1: Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.


The timestamp doesn't jump. I think the window was inexplicably open.
 
2018-01-02 10:02:03 PM  

Earl of Chives: abhorrent1: Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.

The timestamp doesn't jump. I think the window was inexplicably open.


I think it was open. If you watch at the start you see the reflection of his headlights trace across the rear passenger window and then does not continue across the front passenger window.
 
2018-01-02 10:03:44 PM  
Hookers in the trunk reached critical mass?
 
2018-01-02 10:07:10 PM  
I think he burned his face
 
2018-01-02 10:09:37 PM  
Muy caliente!
 
2018-01-02 10:12:05 PM  

Ms Challenge: I think he burned his face


It definitely took off faster than he was expecting. Mounties are on the lookout for a man with no eyebrows. I repeat, no eyebrows.
 
2018-01-02 10:12:41 PM  
park it like it's hot indeed
 
2018-01-02 10:19:51 PM  
So did they call 911?
 
2018-01-02 10:20:37 PM  

dopirt: Earl of Chives: abhorrent1: Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.

The timestamp doesn't jump. I think the window was inexplicably open.

I think it was open. If you watch at the start you see the reflection of his headlights trace across the rear passenger window and then does not continue across the front passenger window.


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2018-01-02 10:33:25 PM  

dopirt: Earl of Chives: abhorrent1: Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.

The timestamp doesn't jump. I think the window was inexplicably open.

I think it was open. If you watch at the start you see the reflection of his headlights trace across the rear passenger window and then does not continue across the front passenger window.


The way it went up it looks like an accelerant was used. maybe they went by a few minutes earlier and threw something through the window and came back later and they're only showing the last part.
 
2018-01-02 10:36:54 PM  

abhorrent1: dopirt: Earl of Chives: abhorrent1: Was the window open? That was a weird video. Looked like he just ran up and stuck his hand in the window. Something missing from that video.

The timestamp doesn't jump. I think the window was inexplicably open.

I think it was open. If you watch at the start you see the reflection of his headlights trace across the rear passenger window and then does not continue across the front passenger window.

The way it went up it looks like an accelerant was used. maybe they went by a few minutes earlier and threw something through the window and came back later and they're only showing the last part.


I thought that, too, but why wouldn't they show the entire event?  If there's a significant gap, they could cut it out but it's not like they're saving their own bandwidth by leaving out an earlier event.  The video's hosted on Youtube.  Pretty sure they could handle an extra 30 seconds of video.
 
2018-01-02 10:37:00 PM  

CoysOdie: Dark jacket and gloves. Yup, that narrows it down.


Don't forget the black boots. Details, man.
 
2018-01-02 11:02:15 PM  
Heated seats!
 
2018-01-02 11:19:28 PM  
Insurance job.
 
2018-01-03 12:03:40 AM  
Don't own a Douche mobile.
 
2018-01-03 12:14:36 AM  

stuffy: Don't own a Douche mobile.


Right?
Stupid farking people that have nicer things than me. Fark them. Lets burn it all.
 
2018-01-03 12:57:30 AM  

stuffy: Don't own a Douche mobile.


It's a Porsche, not a Prius.
 
2018-01-03 01:06:55 AM  

fatalvenom: It was a Porsche SUV.

Oh well.


I was worried that it was a real Porsche for a second.
 
2018-01-03 02:09:09 AM  
It's a Porsche, so it's not really arson.  Nothing of value was lost.
 
2018-01-03 05:24:09 AM  
In Siberia, one way to get a truck ready to go is melt the jellied-up diesel by building a fire under the fuel tank.
 
2018-01-03 08:35:35 AM  
I live upstairs from a bar and grill and once a month a Porsche club comes in.  My god these guys are exactly what you imagine, no worse no better but fit the stereo type exactly.
 
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