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(People Magazine)   Chris Zylka proudly announces that he is the man with the lowest standards in the world, gets engaged to Paris Hilton   ( people.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 10:36:34 AM  
The couple will be registered at Bloomingdales, Lord & Taylor and Pharmacy World
 
2018-01-02 10:39:09 AM  
He settled for a hotel heiress.
 
2018-01-02 10:43:37 AM  
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2018-01-02 10:48:14 AM  
Chris Who?  He could have settled for just one night in Paris.
 
2018-01-02 11:17:32 AM  

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Thanks. Almost spit my coffee across the office conference room table during first meeting of 2018.
 
2018-01-02 11:23:03 AM  
She has less-successful siblings, you know.
 
2018-01-02 11:23:50 AM  
Money > Herpes
 
2018-01-02 11:30:14 AM  
I too have low standards. I bet I could even get my wife to go along with a divorce to marry Paris.  I'll take a low payout on my alimony and child support on that pre-Nump.
 
2018-01-02 11:32:13 AM  
It's fitting seeing as "Zylka" sounds like the name of an antibiotic.
 
2018-01-02 11:32:30 AM  

This text is now purple: She has less-successful siblings, you know.


I don't forget her douche bag brother yelling on the airplane a near decade ago.
I always thought Nikki was more attractive though.
 
2018-01-02 11:33:41 AM  
He gave her the ring, she gave him the bump.
 
2018-01-02 11:34:20 AM  
She's rich.  I'd do it.
 
2018-01-02 11:35:52 AM  
Could have been worse.

Could have been Kim Kardashian
 
2018-01-02 11:37:19 AM  
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2018-01-02 11:37:52 AM  
Isn't someone farking the mother from honey boo boo?

Hell, isn't someone farking a near-exact replica of the mother from honey boo boo that was never on tv?
 
2018-01-02 11:39:11 AM  
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/not like she's not wealthy
 
2018-01-02 11:42:36 AM  
She's remained remarkably youthful over the years. I expected more of the shrivelled, meth-head look. Good for him, she's a catch - wealthy and attractive, the perfect combo.
 
2018-01-02 11:45:39 AM  
LOOK AT ALL THE farkS I GIVE



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2018-01-02 11:46:32 AM  
 
2018-01-02 11:52:55 AM  
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2018-01-02 12:22:48 PM  
Great news.  Now she can settle down and resume her recording career.
 
2018-01-02 12:37:37 PM  

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You win.
 
2018-01-02 12:46:36 PM  
Who the hell is he?
 
2018-01-02 12:59:12 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Who the hell is he?


You just nailed the reason for the engagement.
 
2018-01-02 01:09:53 PM  
It's like that failed actress and billionaire Secretary of the Treasury thing only mirror opposites.
 
2018-01-02 02:09:09 PM  
Full body condom with airline respirator.  It's the only way to be sure.
 
2018-01-02 02:09:50 PM  
Wouldn't "the lowest standards in the world" be more like Rosie O'Donnell?
 
2018-01-02 02:33:27 PM  
I see the judgmental basement virgins are here. "She had sex with more than one person, she is a diseased whore!"
 
2018-01-02 02:38:36 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Who the hell is he?


I remember a kid with the same name who graduated from my old high school in 1984.  Wonder if it's the same person.
 
2018-01-02 02:39:36 PM  

jaytkay: I see the judgmental basement virgins are here. "She had sex with more than one person, she is a diseased whore!"


The Judgmental Basement Virgins would be a great name for a band.
 
2018-01-02 02:52:48 PM  

jaytkay: I see the judgmental basement virgins are here. "She had sex with more than one person, she is a diseased whore!"


She could have been bigger than the Kardashians, but she has more class.

Also, she's clearly not a fat ass like that bunch.
 
2018-01-02 03:21:03 PM  
Should have gone for the other girl in the Hardee's commercial...
 
2018-01-02 03:35:03 PM  

cryinoutloud: jaytkay: I see the judgmental basement virgins are here. "She had sex with more than one person, she is a diseased whore!"

She could have been bigger than the Kardashians, but she has more class.


More likely is that her Mom isn't nearly as canny (or desperate).
 
2018-01-02 07:08:43 PM  
fark yeah I would.
 
2018-01-02 08:27:37 PM  
She's as deep as Aspen's snow this year.
 
2018-01-02 09:06:24 PM  

cryinoutloud: jaytkay: I see the judgmental basement virgins are here. "She had sex with more than one person, she is a diseased whore!"

She could have been bigger than the Kardashians, but she has more class.

Also, she's clearly not a fat ass like that bunch.


Paris trashy character is the reason we have the Khardashians.  Her mom is a real piece of work as well.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/​1​0-years-of-kim-kardashian_us_570ad83ae​4b0885fb50d6530
 
2018-01-02 09:14:59 PM  

2xhelix: The couple will be registered at Bloomingdales, Lord & Taylor and Pharmacy World


Anna-Nicole Smith would have her own designated parking space
 
2018-01-02 09:58:42 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Who the hell is he?


I didn't know either but he appears to have worked pretty consistently as an actor so that's something.
 
amb
2018-01-02 10:16:43 PM  
I thought I read somewhere that Barron Hilton put almost all of his fortune in a charitable trust. None of his kids/grandkids are getting much if anything. I don't think she is as wealthy as most people think. Still wealthy by most people's standards, but not heiress to a billionaire wealthy.
 
2018-01-02 11:04:19 PM  

amb: I thought I read somewhere that Barron Hilton put almost all of his fortune in a charitable trust. None of his kids/grandkids are getting much if anything. I don't think she is as wealthy as most people think. Still wealthy by most people's standards, but not heiress to a billionaire wealthy.


Which is why she did the MTV circuit.

Love or hate her, she's bussiness savvy and built her own brand with nothing but the family name.

Most trust fund brats are happy to pile up debt and spend the last pennies of wealth they didn't aquire.
 
2018-01-02 11:31:42 PM  
Zylka. She didn't marry the last man on Earth, just the last one in the phone book.
 
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