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(The Hill)   For anyone who think Trump lacks focus and is unpredictable, you'll be happy to know he takes at least one of his life's mission very, very seriously   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 10:40:46 AM  
So, not doing business of the American people...I'm shocked!
 
2018-01-02 11:00:52 AM  
Trump's golfing partner literally wears Trump's name over his breast.  They sound like a pair made in heaven.
 
2018-01-02 11:01:44 AM  
So the claims that the President is President even on the golf course was bullshiat, because of course it is!
 
2018-01-02 11:10:31 AM  
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2018-01-02 11:57:51 AM  
I know it's kind of like predicting the winner after the game but... I FARKING KNEW IT!


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2018-01-02 12:15:19 PM  
Cheating at golf?
Grabbing Pussy?
Colluding with Russia?

/dnrtfa
 
2018-01-02 12:50:30 PM  
Pooping?
 
2018-01-02 02:26:20 PM  
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No shiat.
 
2018-01-02 02:53:02 PM  
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"Mr. President, Jeb has locked his keys in the car again"
 
2018-01-02 02:55:42 PM  
Of course.  We all knew the whole "doing business on a golf course" thing was a lie.  You cultivate business relationships on a golf course.  You don't run a country in between shots, asshole.

What's more important to him, his ego or his job?  Clearly it's his ego, and when he's golfing he's going to give his game 100% of his attention because that feeds his ego at that moment.He has the opportunity to impress people in his company and win praise, which is what he wants above everything else.  His insecurity is why he's so obsessed with "fairness" from the media.
 
2018-01-02 02:55:55 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:56:07 PM  

abhorrent1: I know it's kind of like predicting the winner after the game but... I FARKING KNEW IT!


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I guarantee you that the Gomers are all like WORK HARD PLAY HARD. Does anybody really think he's going to care if a place that didn't vote for him is on fire? I'm pretty sure he already has a track record on that.
 
2018-01-02 02:57:26 PM  
Trying not to upper-deck the toilet and the ceiling after a Big Mac massacre?
 
2018-01-02 02:58:11 PM  
It's probably easy to turn off your cell phone when you're the reason a lot of the problems exist in the first place. He's not the type to want to clean up his messes, assuming, of course, that he even sees them that way.
 
2018-01-02 02:58:17 PM  
Mister President.  Against your direct orders, a commercial airplane has crashed in the United States.
 
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2018-01-02 02:59:42 PM  
"He wanted to play good golf and we wanted to watch him play good golf. It was a lot of fun because he actually did play some good golf," Funk, who left the University of Texas to turn pro in May, told CNN.

His nose and that sentence is covered in enough bullshiat it could fertilize every green from Mar-a-Lago to Beverly Hills.
 
2018-01-02 03:00:15 PM  
Remember when he bragged that he didn't need to be at the WH at all times, because he was just a phone call away?
 
2018-01-02 03:02:39 PM  

abhorrent1: I know it's kind of like predicting the winner after the game but... I FARKING KNEW IT!


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Hey, "that guy" here. I'm "that guy" because I work for a corporation that wouldn't think twice about disposing of me the second I become unprofitable. I have little powered compared to this corporation so I exert my will and push them to the best of my ability. Business is business and I will fight for every last dollar. (though I literally *can't* take extra PTO without being docked pay)

But, I am not one of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world doing one of the most prestigious jobs of civic service. 

(also you can get a link to cross thread comments by clicking on the date of the comment header)
 
2018-01-02 03:02:44 PM  
It would be hilarious if someone could substitute one of those novelty exploding golf balls - I think they're just made of plaster or something similar. Well, hilarious as long as he doesn't launch a nuke over it.
 
2018-01-02 03:07:42 PM  
"He wanted to play good golf and we wanted to watch him play good golf. It was a lot of fun because he actually did play some good golf," Funk, who left the University of Texas to turn pro in May, told CNN.

Never mind Trump. This is how a University of Texas professor speaks? "Good" is his only adjective and he uses it three times in two sentences?
 
2018-01-02 03:08:08 PM  
For fark's sake, PLEASE, play MOAR golf. Two 18 hole rounds a day. PLEASE! And leave the goddamned phone off while you do so we don't have to put up with your shiat-brained twittering!
 
2018-01-02 03:08:59 PM  

Circusdog320: So, not doing business of the American people...I'm shocked!


The less he does the better. We should all be encouraging him to play more golf.
 
2018-01-02 03:09:45 PM  
Full Time Golfer, Part Time President

He thinks the White House is a retirement home.

I had a barber like that when I was a kid. I called him a Full Time Salmon Fisher, Part Time Barber. This has been remembered by some of my family.

He had, in addition to the usual Guns & Ammo and Fishing magazines in his shop, a salmon-fly tying station in one corner where he could have had another chair.

Couldn't cut hair worth shiat, of course.

Trump can't President worth shiat either. Where a man's treasure is, there his heart is also. And his mind. And his gigantic orange ass.

Trump thinks only of Trump. He is third generation rich and golf is the only thing he cares about. That's why he has had three wives and as many idiot children. Not to mention three or four political parties. And the six bankruptcies (by which I mean Chapter 11s).

Yes, six. He only counts three--but he counts three different companies as three because they all involved casinos going bankrupt.

Bush Jr:    All hat, no Cattle.
Trump Sr.: the only man to lose money with a licence to print money and a Daddy who would buy casino chips by the $million to keep Sonny afloat in real cash.
 
2018-01-02 03:10:56 PM  
You could hear the poor sub-proletarian people in the next building yelling at each other.
 
2018-01-02 03:11:25 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:11:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Mister President.  Against your direct orders, a commercial airplane has crashed in the United States.
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Well, at least it wasn't into the White House. That one crashed in Pennsylvania.
 
2018-01-02 03:12:11 PM  
Many thanks and perpetual honour to the passengers.
 
2018-01-02 03:13:19 PM  
"A phone? Right out here in public?!? What am I, an animal? It'll have to wait to I get to a toilet."
 
2018-01-02 03:13:27 PM  
For anyone who think Trump lacks focus and is unpredictable, you'll be happy to know he takes at least one of his life's mission very, very seriously

Seducing his daughter?

*reads article*

That was my second guess.
 
2018-01-02 03:14:48 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:15:25 PM  
If Donald Trump misses a golf game, the terrorists win.

 
2018-01-02 03:17:13 PM  
There is only one language you can use to describe Donald Jerky Boy Trump.

Yiddish

My favourite:  alter cocker. It reminds me of alt con, alternative facts, and cuck.

The Donald is an alter cocker. An elder cuck.

Yiddish.

Let's give it a hand people! Heck, give it two big hands!
 
2018-01-02 03:18:51 PM  
Did you hear about Trump's birdie the other day? He literally couldn't stop talking about it. Must have been his first in ages.
 
2018-01-02 03:21:36 PM  

LarryDan43: Did you hear about Trump's birdie the other day? He literally couldn't stop talking about it. Must have been his first in ages.


The best part is how it totally wasn't a triple bogey.
 
2018-01-02 03:22:49 PM  

Esc7: abhorrent1: I know it's kind of like predicting the winner after the game but... I FARKING KNEW IT!


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Hey, "that guy" here. I'm "that guy" because I work for a corporation that wouldn't think twice about disposing of me the second I become unprofitable. I have little powered compared to this corporation so I exert my will and push them to the best of my ability. Business is business and I will fight for every last dollar. (though I literally *can't* take extra PTO without being docked pay)

But, I am not one of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world doing one of the most prestigious jobs of civic service. 

(also you can get a link to cross thread comments by clicking on the date of the comment header)


Yeah I know I can link but didn't want to make people click a link. Saved you a click!!
As for being "that guy". It depends on what your job is.  At my last job I worked with internal and external customers all over the world. I didn't have a sense of responsibility to the company. I had had a sense of responsibility to those that needed my help.
 
2018-01-02 03:27:03 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:27:56 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: abhorrent1: I know it's kind of like predicting the winner after the game but... I FARKING KNEW IT!


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I guarantee you that the Gomers are all like WORK HARD PLAY HARD. Does anybody really think he's going to care if a place that didn't vote for him is on fire? I'm pretty sure he already has a track record on that.


I'm equally sure that they will claim "WORK HARD PLAY HARD" while a clip of Trump driving on/off the green is playing.  Also Puerto Rico doesn't have electoral votes: still waiting 90 days later for caring.
 
2018-01-02 03:34:31 PM  
 
2018-01-02 03:53:51 PM  
His hourly shiats?

His "meetings" where people sit around and kiss his ass and tell him how great he is?

His wildly inaccurate self-image as a stud, legendary statesman and artist of the deal?

I refuse to believe that he takes golf seriously. I assume he cheats. There's no way he doesn't.

That's not taking it seriously. That's being a stupid, stupid man who wants to believe he's competent, despite a lifetime of evidence to the contrary.
 
2018-01-02 04:27:19 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I refuse to believe that he takes golf seriously. I assume he cheats. There's no way he doesn't.


You've assumed correctly
 
2018-01-02 04:38:22 PM  

LoneWolf343: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I refuse to believe that he takes golf seriously. I assume he cheats. There's no way he doesn't.

You've assumed correctly


IIRC he claims to have a 3 handicap and said he shot a 71 last weekend. It must be true if he said it.
 
2018-01-02 04:47:50 PM  
Actually his  golfing is the best argument against him having dementia that I have seen. He drinks two fisted but still has a killer golf swing... what's up with that?
 
2018-01-02 05:17:03 PM  
This is the best best thing I have heard about that man.  The only thing worse than people who take calls while they should be golfing are traitorous bastards that sell their country out.
 
2018-01-02 05:30:03 PM  

Ambivalence: So the claims that the President is President even on the golf course was bullshiat, because of course it is!


There are people who are capable of being the president even on the golf green. Trump is not one of those people. Trump is not capable of being the president in the Oval Office.
 
2018-01-02 05:41:05 PM  

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Any relation to Terry Funk?!?

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2018-01-02 06:18:59 PM  
Hey, Funk.  Did Trump have the common courtesy to give you a reach-around?
 
2018-01-02 06:41:05 PM  

LoneWolf343: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I refuse to believe that he takes golf seriously. I assume he cheats. There's no way he doesn't.

You've assumed correctly


Even his golf courses are full of shiat:

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2018-01-02 08:02:49 PM  

Sgt Otter: LoneWolf343: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I refuse to believe that he takes golf seriously. I assume he cheats. There's no way he doesn't.

You've assumed correctly

Even his golf courses are full of shiat:

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Oh I fixed that for him a while back

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