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2018-01-02 09:18:31 AM  
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2018-01-02 09:44:06 AM  
Here lies Frank he was going through the process and then he was telling you what you're supposed to do
 
2018-01-02 10:08:16 AM  
Here lies henry edmonton fringe review
 
2018-01-02 10:15:14 AM  
Here lies Ambivalence.  She was cooking a pot roast and now its fate is uncertain.

(I shiat you not that is what came up).
 
2018-01-02 10:25:35 AM  
Here lies TheGrayCat.  She was really good with that one thing.

/I may actually use that.
 
2018-01-02 10:47:04 AM  
Here lies runs with mutts. She was the only good lady on my bike today and she also has the best advice for me.

I sound much cooler than I feel.
 
2018-01-02 10:51:00 AM  
Here lies Racedtruck. He was going to be there in person but I'm not sure if you got my last message.
 
2018-01-02 10:57:43 AM  
Here lies broadwayLamb. He was good too.
 
2018-01-02 11:00:57 AM  
Here lies Mike. He was a pedophile and he knew he would have been telling the cops to not go easy on her loading her into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Welp, time for a new phone then.
 
2018-01-02 11:01:18 AM  
Here lies Egoy, he was the one night and he was not looking for a place to go.
 
2018-01-02 11:04:32 AM  
Here lies brap.
He was a great weekend.

The story of my life.
*sigh*
ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID!
 
2018-01-02 11:12:24 AM  
Here lies jaylectricity. He said the Patriots Steelers game of thrones is three years and I 'll could get dressed up the pay four Leafs and three and two of them we're not going to make sure you bring a checks to the I've Ben thinking Abbott has to the I've Ben thinking about
 
2018-01-02 11:12:55 AM  
I've never ever typed game of thrones into my phone.
 
2018-01-02 11:21:54 AM  

jaylectricity: I've never ever typed game of thrones into my phone.


Interestingly enough, I have typed about the uncertain fate of a pot roast I was cooking on my phone.
 
2018-01-02 11:26:51 AM  
Here lies Dionysusaur.  He was you.
 
2018-01-02 11:33:03 AM  
Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.
 
2018-01-02 11:43:37 AM  
Here lies Uranus Megahertz. he was the only one that had a good time in his room with a straight guy.

/sweet
 
2018-01-02 12:08:53 PM  
Here lies Maddie. She was never really enjoying her life.

Just as well, then!
 
2018-01-02 12:19:43 PM  
Here lies PG. He was a good guy and he was a good guy and he was a good guy....
 
2018-01-02 12:33:10 PM  
Here lies ireallyneedhelp. He was a great time tonight and I meant it
 
2018-01-02 12:37:57 PM  
Not having a smartphone to pull that off on I tried goole, I realized my mistake when it suggested "Here lies Icedtorch, he was a skater boy"
 
2018-01-02 12:41:28 PM  
Here lies Ixnay.  She was so excited about this New Year and many more important things.

Clearly, time for a Xanax.
 
2018-01-02 12:42:25 PM  

xanadian: Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.


Since I do not have a smart phone, I had no idea smart phones actually wrote whole lines worth of stuff on their own. Why not just let the phone have a fark account and leave it to make its own posts....
 
2018-01-02 12:45:03 PM  

IcedTorch: Not having a smartphone to pull that off on I tried goole, I realized my mistake when it suggested "Here lies Icedtorch, he was a skater boy"


Google gave me "Here lies the abyss."

I actually think I like that one.
 
2018-01-02 12:45:11 PM  

Nidiot: xanadian: Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.

Since I do not have a smart phone, I had no idea smart phones actually wrote whole lines worth of stuff on their own. Why not just let the phone have a fark account and leave it to make its own posts....


I thought the "Moderators" were already AI.
 
2018-01-02 12:48:00 PM  

ireallyneedhelp: Nidiot: xanadian: Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.

Since I do not have a smart phone, I had no idea smart phones actually wrote whole lines worth of stuff on their own. Why not just let the phone have a fark account and leave it to make its own posts....

I thought the "Moderators" were already AI.


Pretty sure they are at least artificial.
 
2018-01-02 01:16:26 PM  

IcedTorch: Not having a smartphone to pull that off on I tried goole, I realized my mistake when it suggested "Here lies Icedtorch, he was a skater boy"


Mine came up the same on Macbook google and my android phone. Surprised me actually.
 
2018-01-02 02:20:23 PM  
Here lies Demetrius. He was going to be a problem or something like that and I don't know if you need anything else from me.
 
2018-01-02 03:14:45 PM  
Here lies pdxbarista. She is up and about this makes me so angry and things went downhill from there.
 
2018-01-02 03:16:07 PM  
Here lies PirateKing. He was taken under the wing of the good dragons until they could put him where he needed to be.

I may talk about fantasy fiction a bit...
 
2018-01-02 03:18:35 PM  
Here lies QueenMamaBee she was a great guy.

Well that's not very nice.
 
Ant
2018-01-02 04:04:09 PM  
Here lies Ant. He was going to be a little late to the party.
 
Ant
2018-01-02 04:08:48 PM  

Nidiot: xanadian: Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.

Since I do not have a smart phone, I had no idea smart phones actually wrote whole lines worth of stuff on their own. Why not just let the phone have a fark account and leave it to make its own posts....


It suggests next words. If i always select the middle suggestion, mine will eventually end up in a loop about not having a car and needing to get to the airport, or something.
 
2018-01-02 05:09:12 PM  

kyuzokai: Here lies PG. He was a good guy and he was a good guy and he was a good guy....


That's what mine said too. Is your phone fairly new? I just got mine for xmas and have only sent about 5 texts so far.
 
2018-01-02 05:24:24 PM  

Ant: Nidiot: xanadian: Oh, so this game is for "smart"-phone owners only, huh?  Well, I'll just make my own shiat up, then.

Here lies xanadian.  With his flip phone.  Apple can EABOD.

Since I do not have a smart phone, I had no idea smart phones actually wrote whole lines worth of stuff on their own. Why not just let the phone have a fark account and leave it to make its own posts....

It suggests next words. If i always select the middle suggestion, mine will eventually end up in a loop about not having a car and needing to get to the airport, or something.


Hey if people's therapists made use of this, they might come to the crux of a person's problems much sooner. Which is of course, not what they'd want to do, as that might cut down on the number of future billable sessions.
 
2018-01-02 07:26:04 PM  
Here lies Joe.  He was going to be a little late to the party but I don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me.
 
2018-01-02 08:54:29 PM  
Here lies Covfefe. He was probably thinking about reindeer on e and it should be investigated whether or not to cross the lot of them 5y5njyt5nktk4mnkmtmy.

What the fark?
 
2018-01-02 10:02:03 PM  

Keeve: kyuzokai: Here lies PG. He was a good guy and he was a good guy and he was a good guy....

That's what mine said too. Is your phone fairly new? I just got mine for xmas and have only sent about 5 texts so far.


It's fairly new. I've had it about 3 months.
 
2018-01-03 01:42:32 PM  
Here lies Cherryl.  She was gone and now she's back.


Great, I'm a freakin zombie.
 
2018-01-03 06:14:05 PM  

kyuzokai: Keeve: kyuzokai: Here lies PG. He was a good guy and he was a good guy and he was a good guy....

That's what mine said too. Is your phone fairly new? I just got mine for xmas and have only sent about 5 texts so far.

It's fairly new. I've had it about 3 months.


My guess is that the phone has default predictive text suggestions that slowly get overwritten the more often you send texts that are similar to each other.

Our phones just haven't bonded with us yet.
 
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