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2018-01-02 10:23:14 AM  
Dogs from the 470th Dog Breeding Center outside Moscow are among the most decorated in Russia.

My God, at the rate of dogs per center * 470 * 4 puppies per litter every few months, Alaska would be the first of many states to be overwhelmed by adorable hordes of cuteness.
 
2018-01-02 11:36:57 AM  
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2018-01-02 12:00:32 PM  
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/ extreme threats require extreme measures
 
2018-01-02 12:22:08 PM  
Shouldn't they wait until February 16 for this stuff, since that's when the Chinese New Year actually begins?
 
2018-01-02 12:37:34 PM  
Is it me, or did the puppies in that photo look a bit unwell?
 
2018-01-02 01:58:15 PM  

DeaH: Is it me, or did the puppies in that photo look a bit unwell?


Are you referring to their lack of ears or just overall disheveled appearances?
 
2018-01-02 01:58:52 PM  
What a "cuddly puppy" might look like.

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2018-01-02 01:59:58 PM  

DeaH: Is it me, or did the puppies in that photo look a bit unwell?


They looked pretty good for being packed with C-4.

/Weaponized Puppy Force
 
2018-01-02 02:00:32 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:01:01 PM  
🎶 Why must they be like that
Why must they all attack
Because they're dogs
Bow wow wow yippie oh yippie yay
Bow wow yippie oh yippie yay 🎶
 
2018-01-02 02:01:14 PM  
So they could have at least showered us with golden retriever puppies.
 
2018-01-02 02:01:53 PM  
I already bought one on Craigslist for $250. The ad said that it was good with kids and other pets. Bit my daughter and killed my cat. Damn you Putin!!!11!
 
2018-01-02 02:02:17 PM  

fark account name: DeaH: Is it me, or did the puppies in that photo look a bit unwell?

Are you referring to their lack of ears or just overall disheveled appearances?


Both. The ears look like they were over-clipped, and the coats do not look healthy.
 
2018-01-02 02:03:27 PM  
D'awwwwww...we're doomed
 
2018-01-02 02:03:42 PM  

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My cat does that. Put anything on her and she just flops over and refuses to move.
 
2018-01-02 02:05:34 PM  
кто выпустил собак?
 
2018-01-02 02:06:05 PM  
I surrender.
 
2018-01-02 02:07:13 PM  
What they are really working on....

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2018-01-02 02:07:23 PM  
Dogs are employed by the Russian military?  How much are they paid? Is there a pension? I have so many questions.
 
2018-01-02 02:10:25 PM  
Is it the pee pee tape?
/dnrtfa
/obviously
 
2018-01-02 02:12:24 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:13:53 PM  

whidbey: What a "cuddly puppy" might look like.

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TOO.
SOON.
 
2018-01-02 02:15:57 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:16:44 PM  

whidbey: What a "cuddly puppy" might look like.

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Laika?
 
2018-01-02 02:17:22 PM  

findthefish: What they are really working on....

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Looks like we'll have to use our tow cables.
 
2018-01-02 02:18:44 PM  

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What a clever little dog. Still drinking milk and he can already roll over and play dead without being taught.

I frankly laughed at that.
 
2018-01-02 02:21:23 PM  
Poor pups.

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2018-01-02 02:21:24 PM  
Seeing eye dogs to lead the Trumpers blinded by the Glory that is The Donald?

Yes, Amerika-ka-ka. You are doomed.

As for me, just call me Wolf-Boy.

Et il court toujours

/ Jean de la Fontaine, Fables.
 
2018-01-02 02:22:57 PM  
I surrender to the cuddles.  :)
 
2018-01-02 02:24:24 PM  

LouisZepher: whidbey: What a "cuddly puppy" might look like.

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Laika?


I'm afraid so. Kind of makes the Russkies seem a bit hypocritical. Though it was during the Soviet Years.
 
2018-01-02 02:26:07 PM  
George Clinton - Atomic Dog
Youtube LuyS9M8T03A
 
2018-01-02 02:27:46 PM  

priapic_abandon2: Poor pups.

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Came here to mention this.

Dragon Models makes a 1/35th scale figure set of a Russian anti-tank dog crew...I doubt it sold very well.
 
2018-01-02 02:27:51 PM  
La Fontaine. I love him. One of the greatest poets and satirists ever.

Here is the Fable of the Wolf and Dog in translation. It is easy to find the original on line if you prefer the beautiful original French

Le Loup et le Chien (The Wolf and the Dog).

A prowling wolf, whose shaggy skin
(So strict the watch of dogs had been)
Hid little but his bones,
Once met a mastiff dog astray.
A prouder, fatter, sleeker Tray,
No human mortal owns.
Sir Wolf in famished plight,
Would fain have made a ration
On his fat relation;
But then he first must fight;
And well the dog seemed able
To save from wolfish table
His carcass snug and tight.
So, then, in civil conversation
The wolf expressed his admiration
Of Tray's fine case. Said Tray, politely,
"Yourself, good sir, may be as sightly;
Quit but the woods, advised by me.
For all your fellows here, I see,
Are shabby wretches, lean and gaunt,
Belike to die of haggard want.
With such a pack, of course it follows,
One fights for every bit he swallows.
Come, then, with me, and share
On equal terms our princely fare."
"But what with you
Has one to do?"
Inquires the wolf. "Light work indeed,"
Replies the dog; "you only need
To bark a little now and then,
To chase off duns and beggar men,
To fawn on friends that come or go forth,
Your master please, and so forth;
For which you have to eat
All sorts of well-cooked meat-
Cold pullets, pigeons, savoury messes-
Besides unnumbered fond caresses."
The wolf, by force of appetite,
Accepts the terms outright,
Tears glistening in his eyes.
But faring on, he spies
A galled spot on the mastiff's neck.
"What's that?" he cries. "O, nothing but a speck."
"A speck?" "Ay, ay; It's not enough to pain me;
Perhaps the collar's mark by which they chain me."
"Chain! chain you! What! run you not, then,
Just where you please, and when?"
"Not always, sir; but what of that?"
"Enough for me, to spoil your fat!

It ought to be a precious price
Which could to servile chains entice;
For me, I'll shun them while I have wit."
So ran Sir Wolf, and runs yet.

(My bolding)
 
2018-01-02 02:29:36 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:30:04 PM  
Cela dit, maître loup s'enfuit, et court encor.

Beautiful. As good as anything Hilaire Belloc ever wrote. "And the Flood destroyed them all!"

 
2018-01-02 02:32:47 PM  

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George Clinton. My favourite Clinton.

No, not that George Clinton, the other one!
 
2018-01-02 02:36:59 PM  
Deploy the 56th Heavy Peanut Butter Spoon Battalion.

And maybe the Squeaky Ball squadron.
 
2018-01-02 02:39:22 PM  
"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war".
 
2018-01-02 02:53:25 PM  

findthefish: What they are really working on....

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I JUST WANTED A DAMN TEDDY BEAR!!!!
 
2018-01-02 02:53:51 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:54:02 PM  
Oh yeah? You don't think we're ready with the 23rd armored Belgian Malenoise puppy brigade.

Adorable, yet lethal.

Putin. Check ya self before ya wreck ya self.
 
2018-01-02 03:01:42 PM  
I'll bet they will be very tasty.


What?  This is Russia we're talking about.
 
2018-01-02 03:06:07 PM  
oh, its just some ugly ass dogs.
 
2018-01-02 03:11:38 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:15:11 PM  
It's all fun and games until they start saying 'Ed...ward...'
 
2018-01-02 03:21:13 PM  
I welcome our fluffy, adorable overlords.
 
2018-01-02 03:23:39 PM  

priapic_abandon2: Poor pups.

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One of the stranger outcomes of this program is that it probably killed more Russians than Germans.

One issue was that the dogs couldn't make it to their target, then automatically returned to their handler, detonating the bomb.

The other reasons is that Dogs were trained on Russian tanks, thus actually went after Russing Tanks on the battle field.
 
2018-01-02 03:24:47 PM  
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2018-01-02 03:29:02 PM  

ox45tallboy: Shouldn't they wait until February 16 for this stuff, since that's when the Chinese New Year actually begins?


They want them to pre-order?
 
2018-01-02 03:41:34 PM  
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