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(CNN)   NBC announces sober Hoda will co-host Today Show from 7-9. Drunk Hoda will co-host from 10-11   ( amp.cnn.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 08:50:18 AM  
I don't think Hoda is ever sober.
 
2018-01-02 08:51:08 AM  
LMAO how true, Subby!

(looking at what's on at that last hour... Jerry Springer... sorry, Drunk Hoda)
 
2018-01-02 08:57:27 AM  
So I said to my wife last week "Is that wine?  It's 8:30 in the morning!"  Maybe she gets up at 3:00 AM so it's cool.  I get up at 6 every day, so I'm ready for a drink at noon.  Still, 8:30 just feels too early.
 
2018-01-02 08:57:56 AM  
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2018-01-02 08:59:10 AM  
I saw that this morning. So the announcer introduced her as "Eau de Guppy," which she said was the correct pronunciation.

If she comes out with her own perfume, she can call it "Eau de Guppy." And everyone will know it's her.
 
2018-01-02 08:59:19 AM  
I like Regis.
 
2018-01-02 09:02:16 AM  
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2018-01-02 09:05:19 AM  
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Hoda as Yoda. Have not yet found any images of Hoda as Hodor, or Hodor as Hoda.
 
2018-01-02 09:16:14 AM  
Looking forward to seeing who she stabs in the back or gets sabotaged by while being suspiciously positive about someone's uninteresting anecdote about getting a free plate of fries at the times square applebee's.
 
2018-01-02 09:26:20 AM  

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Hoda as Yoda. Have not yet found any images of Hoda as Hodor, or Hodor as Hoda.


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2018-01-02 09:35:28 AM  
The other show's better.
 
2018-01-02 09:39:55 AM  
I visited the set last year and took a picture with her. She was was inhumanly chipper and happy for 7 am on a frigid January Thursday in NYC.

Definitely could've been the wine.
 
2018-01-02 09:52:50 AM  

sprgrss: I don't think Hoda is ever sober.


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2018-01-02 09:58:34 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: I saw that this morning. So the announcer introduced her as "Eau de Guppy," which she said was the correct pronunciation.


هدى قطب ? I guess its as close as we're going to get...
 
2018-01-02 10:01:30 AM  
I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.
 
2018-01-02 10:04:27 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.


She makes the Dean Martin Show look sober and restrained by comparison.
 
2018-01-02 10:14:34 AM  
How long until NBC gets Regis or somebody else to be Kathy Lee's drinking partner co-host?
 
2018-01-02 10:16:42 AM  

NeoCortex42: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.

She makes the Dean Martin Show look sober and restrained by comparison.


Oh god, that might be worth a watch. I may set my DVR up for it.
 
2018-01-02 10:48:26 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.


KathyLee Gifford was a bad, bad influence.  I know I'd need the better part of a bottle to let her keep her teeth for 2 hours a weekday.
 
2018-01-02 10:58:59 AM  

NeoCortex42: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.

She makes the Dean Martin Show look sober and restrained by comparison.


Deano didn't have to deal with Kathi Lee. Though I'd like to see her restrained...
 
2018-01-02 11:18:50 AM  
BRING CURRY BACK
 
2018-01-02 11:43:53 AM  
From 9-10, she will be getting drunk.
 
2018-01-02 12:34:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.


She and Dean Martin have this in common: no one can ever say, with any certainty, "Well they were stone cold sober when I talked to them."
 
2018-01-02 12:35:14 PM  

NeoCortex42: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't know who this person is; is she really intoxicated, or just acts like it?

Not that I have anything against morning shows, it's just that I'm at work at that time of day.

She makes the Dean Martin Show look sober and restrained by comparison.


...or this post. Maybe I was responding to you.
 
2018-01-02 12:38:49 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: She and Dean Martin have this in common: no one can ever say, with any certainty, "Well they were stone cold sober when I talked to them."


Dean Martin used to say "you're not really drunk as long as you can hold on to the floor without falling off". Hoda adds "Make that best two out of three and I'm with you".

I'm convinced that she and Kathie Lee are slipping things into each others' drinks to see who can get the other the tipsiest on live TV.
 
2018-01-02 12:42:12 PM  

czetie: Candygram4Mongo: She and Dean Martin have this in common: no one can ever say, with any certainty, "Well they were stone cold sober when I talked to them."

Dean Martin used to say "you're not really drunk as long as you can hold on to the floor without falling off". Hoda adds "Make that best two out of three and I'm with you".

I'm convinced that she and Kathie Lee are slipping things into each others' drinks to see who can get the other the tipsiest on live TV.


That sounds like Lauer behavior that got her the job.

/That is said in jest
//I have no evidence that Lauer slipped anyone a drug
///But that remote door lock thing still be creepy as hell
 
2018-01-02 12:49:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: How long until NBC gets Regis or somebody else to be Kathy Lee's drinking partner co-host?


Regis is available.
 
2018-01-02 07:45:23 PM  
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2018-01-03 08:28:49 PM  

batlock666: From 9-10, she will be getting drunk.


You would too if you had to watch Megan Kelly Today.
 
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