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(USA Today)   Carrie Underwood has officially been replaced by a replicant   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 08:50:11 AM  
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2018-01-02 08:57:43 AM  
Don't be a replicant when you can be a repliCAN.
 
2018-01-02 09:05:57 AM  
Oh no, now she'll be beautiful and sing like an angel!
 
2018-01-02 09:21:05 AM  
I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE
 
2018-01-02 10:00:22 AM  
So, is she going to be forced to make it on the strength of her musical abilities and talent now?
 
2018-01-02 10:01:16 AM  
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2018-01-02 10:04:11 AM  
Jesus took the wheel.
 
2018-01-02 10:07:24 AM  
I find a face plant on that level generally involves a plastic jug of vodka.
 
2018-01-02 10:10:43 AM  
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Could be a T1000.  Wouldn't be the first time.
 
2018-01-02 10:22:07 AM  
Oh, ouch. Poor woman. Glad she's better now.
 
2018-01-02 10:22:56 AM  
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Of all the faces I have encountered in my travels, Hers was the most....Human
 
2018-01-02 10:33:28 AM  
As long as she can still act.
 
2018-01-02 10:33:33 AM  
Or is this a cover story for plastic surgery gone wrong?
 
2018-01-02 10:49:23 AM  

Troy McClure: Or is this a cover story for plastic surgery gone wrong?


She was attacked by a wampa, and that's the official truth
 
2018-01-02 10:55:29 AM  

xanadian: Don't be a replicant when you can be a repliCAN.


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2018-01-02 11:05:27 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I find a face plant on that level generally involves a plastic jug of vodka.


I dunno man, I slipped on some ice this weekend in the NC mountains and managed to mess myself up pretty good.  And it was only halftime, so I wasn't all that drunk.
 
2018-01-02 11:11:15 AM  
Did that last month while 'sleeping' on Scotch and Ambien. Face first into my Jeep's 35" MTR...you only THINK those treads are soft, until it's your face.
Split me open good.
 
2018-01-02 11:13:41 AM  
Did her legs survive?
 
2018-01-02 11:22:03 AM  
biatch,  just say you had some Jennifer Grey-level plastic surgery and quit lying.
 
2018-01-02 11:24:34 AM  
Damn, now I only want to hit that with the fist of a moderately annoyed God
 
2018-01-02 11:26:48 AM  
CarrieBot lives.
 
2018-01-02 11:50:41 AM  
Back to sleep Louis, or I'm telling mom about your Playboys!
 
2018-01-02 11:54:12 AM  
She has a unique opportunity to provide the important lesson it's not what you look like but your talent and how you treat people that determines who you are.

If her face is really messed up, she should leave it and use it as a message that you don't have to be pretty. But I do want them to redo that SNF song, it's awful.
 
2018-01-02 12:04:56 PM  

Wettner: She has a unique opportunity to provide the important lesson it's not what you look like but your talent and how you treat people that determines who you are.


Ha - You owe me a new keyboard. She was only given the chance to use her musical talents because she was good looking.
 
2018-01-02 12:05:22 PM  

moothemagiccow: Troy McClure: Or is this a cover story for plastic surgery gone wrong?

She was attacked by a wampa, and that's the official truth


Well, it has been pretty cold lately.
 
2018-01-02 12:18:23 PM  

Fox10456: [img.fark.net image 425x231]Of all the faces I have encountered in my travels, Hers was the most....Human


She does have the most amazing smile I've ever come across.
 
2018-01-02 12:38:24 PM  
Scar or no scar, I would totally do her if given the chance.  Carrie is awesome.
 
2018-01-02 12:47:00 PM  
Her old face:

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2018-01-02 01:19:27 PM  

Wettner: She has a unique opportunity to provide the important lesson it's not what you look like but your talent and how you treat people that determines who you are.

If her face is really messed up, she should leave it and use it as a message that you don't have to be pretty. But I do want them to redo that SNF song, it's awful.


She's a country music singer.  She's about as likely to keep her position in that industry as a female Fox News personality in a similar situation.
 
2018-01-02 01:45:48 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Jesus took the wheel.


Not this time apparently.
 
2018-01-02 02:23:01 PM  
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2018-01-02 02:34:28 PM  

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Before the LSD / after the LSD.
 
2018-01-02 04:04:48 PM  
Sounds like she caught a beatttttttttting.
 
2018-01-02 04:34:32 PM  
To give her the benefit of the doubt, my mom was taking a beta-blocker and had this same sort of fall. If I hadn't been with her 10 minutes earlier I would have thought someone beat the everloving snot out of her. She had one drink with dinner and that was it.
 
2018-01-02 07:59:19 PM  

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Is that Jerry? God he looks great in that pic!
 
2018-01-02 09:56:36 PM  
Two words,  CGI
 
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2018-01-02 10:03:18 PM  

Wettner: She has a unique opportunity to provide the important lesson it's not what you look like but your talent and how you treat people that determines who you are.

If her face is really messed up, she should leave it and use it as a message that you don't have to be pretty. But I do want them to redo that SNF song, it's awful.


I haven't heard anything but nice things about her and how she treats fans and others. I think she will be fine.

If it was a plastic/cosmetic surgeon working on her injury, lots of stitches could be a sign they were trying to minimize the scarring. More stitches per inch and finer gauge sutures.

I think facial surgeries can take several weeks before all the bruising and swellin goes away. I'll ask my dad next time we talk. He was a plastic/cosmetic surgeon.
 
2018-01-02 10:20:33 PM  
I'm confused. There are supposedly pictures of her from mid-December, and to be honest, I can't tell the difference. Now, several weeks later, she talks about having needed 40-50 stitches and possibly not looking the same?

How does this timeline even work? Was the picture possibly taken before her injury, but not posted till after?
 
2018-01-02 10:37:11 PM  
"When I came out of surgery the night of my fall, the doctor told Mike (Fisher, Underwood's husband) that he had put between 40 and 50 stitches in."

Her husband played in the NHL. You know what they call someone with 40 to 50 stitches? A rookie.
 
2018-01-02 10:52:37 PM  

Millennium: I'm confused. There are supposedly pictures of her from mid-December, and to be honest, I can't tell the difference. Now, several weeks later, she talks about having needed 40-50 stitches and possibly not looking the same?

How does this timeline even work? Was the picture possibly taken before her injury, but not posted till after?


The picture I saw left open the possibility of the left side past her eye being the affected area. So there was one random selfie on someone else's Instagram from about a month ago, roughly one month after the accident that I think people are just now discovering in light of her stitches revelation.
 
2018-01-03 07:40:22 AM  

puckrock2000: "When I came out of surgery the night of my fall, the doctor told Mike (Fisher, Underwood's husband) that he had put between 40 and 50 stitches in."

Her husband played in the NHL. You know what they call someone with 40 to 50 stitches? A rookie.


I was going to say.... she'll put on the Gerry Cheevers mask during sex.
 
2018-01-03 05:47:47 PM  
So where are they keeping her Gestalt?
 
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