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(Guardian)   Trump starts off 2018 by trying to work even less than he did in 2017   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 03:09:40 AM  
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2018-01-02 03:35:14 AM  
Who gives a fark
 
2018-01-02 03:55:20 AM  
video self-tribute

Nobody ever wants to watch me self-tribute :(
 
2018-01-02 04:16:41 AM  
look. at. that. NECK WATTLE!
 
2018-01-02 04:24:52 AM  
Dat pussy neck.
 
2018-01-02 05:22:57 AM  
Well, I'd like to work, but I have writer's block...
 
2018-01-02 05:38:17 AM  
He looks terrible.
 
2018-01-02 05:40:12 AM  
Only question this year is, how long does the GOP keep him in office? Do they wait until Mueller indicts him or impeach before?
 
2018-01-02 05:44:06 AM  
I'm not sure that's possible.

I've had a few days this break that I lay in bed until it's past noon, halfheartedly write a page of code or dissertation over breakfast, then put Epic Gifs videos on autoplay for 3 hours before going to the gym, coming home, making dinner and playing video games until 3am because fark it, I'm taking a combined total of a week off over winter break...

And I STILL think I get more shiat done on those days than our mentally defective moron-in-chief.

/horray for very, very low bars
 
2018-01-02 05:47:13 AM  

make me some tea: Who gives a fark


A vast majority of the civilized world.
 
2018-01-02 05:48:07 AM  

make me some tea: Who gives a fark


Oh I dunno, a couple hundred million Americans?
 
2018-01-02 05:51:35 AM  

veale728: Only question this year is, how long does the GOP keep him in office? Do they wait until Mueller indicts him or impeach before?


That changed when it became clear that Mueller wasn't just looking into the Traitor, but that the scope of the investigation now included illegal activities by the RNC.

On signing the Declaration, it was remarked that now "we must all hang together, gentlemen, or we will assuredly hang seperately." Trump and the RNC are in a similar situation. If none of them defect in this game of iterated prisoner's dilemna, they can probably stall Mueller for a long time.
 
2018-01-02 06:04:20 AM  
Good thing Mr Trump doesn't have a Fark account
I mean how much less COULD you do?
 
2018-01-02 06:12:51 AM  

fusillade762: video self-tribute

Nobody ever wants to watch me self-tribute :(


*checks profile*
*Jeff*

Sorry, no. Unless that's short for "Jefferina" or something.
 
2018-01-02 06:14:00 AM  
 Hey Donnie, most people wouldn't care too much about your lifestyle if you hadn't run on besmirching your predecessor's. There's no double standard with our judgment. You invited it. If this were a  Law & Order episode the judge would say, *"I'll allow it."
 
2018-01-02 06:20:31 AM  
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This is farming priceless...
 
2018-01-02 07:16:10 AM  
That article reads like what I would have expected a parody of a "Trump-as-President" article to look like a few years ago.
We are totally boned.
 
2018-01-02 07:23:45 AM  
He champion of the common man would get told to tone it down by Louis XIV.
At least he's not screwing anything up.
 
2018-01-02 07:34:23 AM  
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Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.
 
2018-01-02 07:37:21 AM  
"We gave birth to the modern world and we will shape tomorrow's world with the strength and skill of American hands," he proclaimed.

Oh, dear god. That may well be the worst thing he has ever said, if this is what he considers is the modern world, and wants to make it so that we can't undo this farking mess when he's finally no longer allowed to occasionally occupy the Oval Office.
 
2018-01-02 07:40:07 AM  

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 850x510]
Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.


Meanwhile, Mrs. Secretary of the Treasury's Bank Account has a look on her face that screams "I specifically said no touching."
 
2018-01-02 07:40:58 AM  

fusillade762: video self-tribute

Nobody ever wants to watch me self-tribute :(


Welcome to Fark, Louis CK!
 
2018-01-02 07:43:00 AM  
They were clearly in their usual happy, loving, and celebratory movies.  We can all hope to have marriages so outwardly loving and adoring.

Bask in that warmth!

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2018-01-02 07:44:03 AM  

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 850x510][View Full Size image _x_]
Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.


I wonder which of those two is the trophy wife.
 
2018-01-02 07:46:23 AM  

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 850x510][View Full Size image _x_]
Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.


Is it just me, or does this look like an overly formal but crappy production of Rocky Horror Picture Show?

D2S as Dr. Frank-n-furter...oh dear I've gone blind.
 
2018-01-02 07:48:28 AM  
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2018-01-02 07:48:35 AM  

veale728: Only question this year is, how long does the GOP keep him in office? Do they wait until Mueller indicts him or impeach before?


Why would they get rid of him? He's a dream president for the GOP - no policies of his own, no goals for his presidency aside from tee times and photo ops, and will sign anything they can manage to pass to his desk. He's packing the courts with their shiftiest ideologes, and actively undermining the agencies that enforce laws and advise him directly. Plus Trump maintains rock-solid support among the GOP voting base, itself secured by rapacious gerrymandering and denuding of voter rights at the state level.
 
2018-01-02 07:52:04 AM  

ccsears: [img.fark.net image 300x180]

This is farming priceless...


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2018-01-02 07:56:21 AM  

Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 850x510]
Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.


It's hilarious how Mnuchin is a politically-connected billionaire with a flashy trophy wife but still manages to perpetually look like a friendless schlemiel wearing his dad's suit at his own bar mitzvah.
 
2018-01-02 08:05:47 AM  
Barricaded Gunman:It's hilarious how Mnuchin is a politically-connected billionaire with a flashy trophy wife but still manages to perpetually look like a friendless schlemiel wearing his dad's suit at his own bar mitzvah.

That is deadly comically accurate. Aurium Jerry.
 
2018-01-02 08:15:13 AM  

make me some tea: Who gives a fark


unless you are well off enough to never need to work again, you will one day.
 
2018-01-02 08:16:42 AM  

HomerButt: He looks terrible.


eats alot of fast food, junk food, and diet cokes.  horrific diet.  that should bode well for the nation.
 
2018-01-02 08:20:54 AM  
The US president cited what he considered to be signal accomplishments, including opening the Arctic national wildlife refuge to oil drilling, tax reform and scrapping individual health insurance requirements.
To recap, then: Took advantage of climate change to accelerate climate change, signed into law the largest transfer of wealth from the poorest Americans to the richest multinational entities, and condemned millions to early graves.  He left out the part where he and the turtle crowbarred a hard-line cleric onto the Supreme Court over the will of the American electorate.  Winning.
 
2018-01-02 08:22:39 AM  
Did anyone look at the link to the menu those that paid the $750 fee to be there were served?
Farking "Trump ICEBERG wedge" salad as the 1st course.  Iceberg lettuce... That costs 99cents for a head of it anywhere I've ever bought produce (if even that).
/and he stamped his name on it.... Smh
//like that's supposed to make it fancier or something
///not even gonna start on pairing anything cherry with beef and out-of-season mushrooms....
 
2018-01-02 08:24:45 AM  
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Short answer: NO

Long answer: ALSO NO
 
2018-01-02 08:25:27 AM  

Public Call Box: Fear the Clam: [img.fark.net image 850x510][View Full Size image _x_]
Look at this prole wearing a white dinner jacket after Labor Day. The clip-on bow-tie sag really completes the look. Yeah, thumbs up, Fonzie.

Is it just me, or does this look like an overly formal but crappy production of Rocky Horror Picture Show?

D2S as Dr. Frank-n-furter...oh dear I've gone blind.


Here ya go, made one just for you:

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2018-01-02 08:25:51 AM  

serpent_sky: They were clearly in their usual happy, loving, and celebratory movies.  We can all hope to have marriages so outwardly loving and adoring.

Bask in that warmth!

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Seriously though, how does a man so supposedly wealthy wear such awful suits so poorly?
 
2018-01-02 08:25:51 AM  
Gotta get a start on those taxes, D2S.  They pay for schools and roads and for people who just don't like to work, God bless 'em.
 
2018-01-02 08:29:11 AM  

make me some tea: Who gives a fark


The GOP does...when a democrat is president.
 
2018-01-02 08:30:15 AM  
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2018-01-02 08:30:20 AM  
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oh, boomers...
 
2018-01-02 08:31:33 AM  

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It really is Beyond Bed and Bath.
 
2018-01-02 08:40:55 AM  
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Loaded Barron up on fluoxetine and risperidone and dragged him out with firm instructions not to chew on the drapes or set stuff on fire, eh?
 
2018-01-02 08:55:11 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Gotta get a start on those taxes, D2S.  They pay for schools and roads and for people who just don't like to work, God bless 'em.


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2018-01-02 09:00:54 AM  
Meanwhile, at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance...
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"Louise, I am your density!"
 
2018-01-02 09:01:08 AM  

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The kerning on "New Year' s" is terrible. farkers can't even get a menu right.
 
2018-01-02 09:07:00 AM  
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I don't think I've ever seen a person fake-smile as much as Melania.
 
2018-01-02 09:09:35 AM  

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I don't think I've ever seen a person fake-smile as much as Melania.


You wouldn't be happy either if Two Scoops' cheapskate self gave you a bridesmaids' dress from 1983.
 
2018-01-02 09:09:37 AM  

JimCliff: [i.guim.co.uk image 620x440][View Full Size image _x_]

I don't think I've ever seen a person fake-smile as much as Melania.


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2018-01-02 09:14:42 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x666]


Try again. FTFA (linked within):
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