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(The Daily Beast)   Mooch is coming back, folks, according to an anonymous source known only as "Mooch"   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Donald Trump, White House, Trump, Ivanka Trump, Ivana Trump, President of the United States, Trump White House, Mooch  
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2018-01-01 11:51:00 PM  
What does it mean when the only "fresh start" people an administration can bring in are people that administration got rid of earlier?
 
2018-01-01 11:53:05 PM  

thorpe: What does it mean when the only "fresh start" people an administration can bring in are people that administration got rid of earlier?


It means the administration is run by the kind of businessman who would run more than one casino into bankruptcy.
 
2018-01-02 01:28:43 AM  
Mooch was the roughest, toughest, frail...

Cab Calloway - Minnie the Moocher
Youtube 8mq4UT4VnbE

10 days later he was the biggest fail.
 
2018-01-02 03:51:02 AM  
Don't you worry about Sarah Huckabee Sanders, let me worry about blank.
 
2018-01-02 03:56:24 AM  
Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??
 
2018-01-02 05:19:31 AM  
The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?
 
2018-01-02 05:50:02 AM  

fusillade762: Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??


In fairness, Donald is not a clever man.
 
2018-01-02 05:54:54 AM  

fusillade762: Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??


The guy is like an ad for 80s coke.
 
2018-01-02 05:57:12 AM  
That's a very confused article, because it says that he self-immolated and flamed out. If you flame out you can't self-immolate.
 
2018-01-02 06:05:46 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?


No farking way would that ascites-ridden alcoholic be able to reach his atrophied cock with his own reeking mouth.
 
2018-01-02 06:10:27 AM  
Bye John Kelly.
 
2018-01-02 06:14:54 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Bye John Kelly.


Yeah, I was going to say, not while Kelly is CoS.  Trump may be telling him he wants him back, doesn't mean he's coming back.  I'm sure Trump misses having a monkey around as coarse and vulgar as he is, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen.
 
2018-01-02 06:19:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?


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2018-01-02 06:22:51 AM  
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
2018-01-02 06:39:54 AM  

fusillade762: Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??


There's a Danger Noodle for that.

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2018-01-02 06:55:51 AM  
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2018-01-02 06:56:00 AM  
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2018-01-02 07:06:01 AM  
Seeing all his "accomplishments" listed like that is kind of mind-boggling. That guy was crazy as shiat.
 
2018-01-02 07:37:03 AM  
Scaramucci
Scaramucci
would you
please f*cking
die already

Thunderbolts and
lightning should
very much be
striking you
 
2018-01-02 07:44:20 AM  
Well, looks like he has the level of delusion needed in the Trump Administration.
 
2018-01-02 07:46:36 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?


and will he ever make it right with Snookie?!?

wait...
 
2018-01-02 07:48:18 AM  
Well, *someone* has to drive the white box truck.
 
2018-01-02 07:48:39 AM  
Front stab!
 
2018-01-02 07:51:40 AM  
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Good, I can't wait to see what he f's up for trump next.
 
2018-01-02 07:51:53 AM  
The Trump family wants him back because they "miss" him. Glad the codes are with a bunch of 7th graders.
 
2018-01-02 07:54:50 AM  

holdmybones: fusillade762: Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??

The guy is like an ad for 80s coke.


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2018-01-02 07:58:05 AM  
Maybe he'll be like Jack in the Box.  Take back control of his company and make it respecta...   er, start providing fresh and invent....  Hmmm.  Well, maybe he'll blow up a conference room full of board members.

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2018-01-02 08:02:31 AM  

August11: The Trump family wants him back because they "miss" him. Glad the codes are with a bunch of 7th graders.


guess the DC nose candy isn't as tasty to them as the Park Avenue blow.
 
2018-01-02 08:05:25 AM  
Could be worse.  Could be The Gooch.
 
2018-01-02 08:08:48 AM  

Foolkiller: holdmybones: fusillade762: Trump, meanwhile, once wondered if his short-lived communications director was on drugs.

Only once??

The guy is like an ad for 80s coke.

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2018-01-02 08:12:08 AM  

stan unusual: Mooch was the roughest, toughest, frail...
[Cab Calloway-Minnie the Moocher] 10 days later he was the biggest fail.

I'd never seen Cab perform as a relatively younger guy. Dude had moves.
 
2018-01-02 08:14:34 AM  

orbister: That's a very confused article, because it says that he self-immolated and flamed out. If you flame out you can't self-immolate.


Well you do know the current administration's views on news reporting and science.  They don't let little inconsistencies get in the way.

/80's coke ad describes the "mooch" to a T.
 
2018-01-02 08:16:15 AM  

stan unusual: Mooch was the roughest, toughest, frail...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8mq4UT4V​nbE]
10 days later he was the biggest fail.


Jumpin Jive - Cab Calloway and the Nicholas Brothers
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Cab Calloway thread?
 
2018-01-02 08:32:10 AM  
Well he did say he's not trying to suck his own cock.
 
2018-01-02 08:48:18 AM  
The Mooch is back!

It's like he's an 80s TV star trying to make it back into the spotlight. Only sadder, because he was NEVER that popular to begin with...
 
2018-01-02 08:48:26 AM  
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2018-01-02 08:57:43 AM  
Cab?
Cab Calloway - The Reefer Man (Original)
Youtube svoSSdsNhtA
 
2018-01-02 08:58:38 AM  
I hope he got his boneitis treated.
 
2018-01-02 09:02:00 AM  

dittybopper: Could be worse.  Could be The Gooch.


Came here for a 'Different Strokes' reference, leaving happy.

/we're old, ditty
 
2018-01-02 09:04:32 AM  
You're telling that he's a delusional, self-aggrandizing braggart who can't accept humiliation. News to me. I thought he was swell.
 
2018-01-02 09:11:57 AM  
He follows a couple of my favorite drag queens on Twitter. He can't be all bad!

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2018-01-02 09:18:35 AM  
Funny thing, a friend gave me a cheap pair of mirrored sunglasses as a gag gift.  I can't put them on without channeling the Mooch, it's freaky,
 
2018-01-02 10:20:30 AM  
I love'd moochie...

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2018-01-02 12:29:28 PM  
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Next will be Flynn?  Or Bannon?
 
2018-01-02 12:57:10 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?


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2018-01-02 01:40:56 PM  

aagrajag: Farking Clown Shoes: The Mooch has to come back. How else will we find out whether Bannon succeeded in sucking his own cock?

No farking way would that ascites-ridden alcoholic be able to reach his atrophied cock with his own reeking mouth.


And that pretty much covers that story.
 
2018-01-02 02:08:55 PM  
You know what else keeps coming back? Herpes.
 
2018-01-02 02:32:22 PM  

ObscureNameHere: dittybopper: Could be worse.  Could be The Gooch.

Came here for a 'Different Strokes' reference, leaving happy.

/we're old, ditty


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2018-01-02 07:28:05 PM  
When will these idiots learn that trump doesn't like people putting words in his mouth or blabbing about what he has said in private that he wants or does not want. Half the time he says this shiat to get a reaction out of the subjects or to play one of against another. Mooch won't be coming back.
 
2018-01-02 08:17:45 PM  

ukexpat: Half the time he says this shiat to get a reaction out of the subjects or to play one of against another.


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3d chess?

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You sure he has a plan? I mean a plan other than hiding his cognitive decline and tremors.
 
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