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(Abc.net.au)   Farkers visiting the Great Barrier Reef, please avoid fapping, we don't need your contribution to the coral sperm bank   ( abc.net.au) divider line
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2018-01-01 09:49:28 PM  
Don't worry Subby. I'm not like James Cameron. I don't have to get to the bottom of the ocean to ejaculate.
 
2018-01-01 10:06:22 PM  
Too late.
 
2018-01-02 12:33:41 AM  
Oh come on, it's a protein supplement. Do you want the coral to die?
 
2018-01-02 12:35:42 AM  
The most annoying type of sperm I know of is pine pollen. It's the principle reason why I've learned to loathe nature in the Northeastern US. That and deerflies.
 
2018-01-02 12:36:02 AM  
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2018-01-02 12:39:50 AM  
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2018-01-02 01:17:18 AM  
Well now I almost have to.
 
2018-01-02 01:36:59 AM  

gunsmack: Well now I almost have to.


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2018-01-02 03:07:18 AM  
I fap anywhere within the outer Coral, Tasman, and Bismarck Seas as I damned well please, subby.
 
2018-01-02 05:20:53 AM  
Maybe it's just me, but "Dubbo" might be the most Australian place I've ever heard of, going on name alone.
 
2018-01-02 06:00:40 AM  
It's good to know that half of humanity is trying to wipe out the world, the other half is trying to do it
 
2018-01-02 06:25:20 AM  
Around October or November every year, something like 1/4 of the creatures in the Pacific have an orgy off the coast of Australia. If you can't get lucky then, Darwin has some bad news for you.
 
2018-01-02 07:06:32 AM  

DON.MAC: Around October or November every year, something like 1/4 of the creatures in the Pacific have an orgy off the coast of Australia. If you can't get lucky then, Darwin has some bad news for you.


It's the animal kingdom's equivalent of Palm Beach during spring break.
 
2018-01-02 01:55:28 PM  
If you really loved the Great Barrier Reef, you'd stay home. It doesn't need your admiration. It was doing just fine before we came along to make it famous.
 
2018-01-02 03:48:08 PM  
Seems like a lot of soft corals in this thread. Don't think there will be much trouble from contamination
 
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