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(National Intelligence Director)   The Trump Administration confirms there is absolutely no evidence that Russia interfered in the 2016 Presidential Election   ( dni.gov) divider line
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2018-01-01 09:51:23 PM  
tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard
 
2018-01-01 09:57:35 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard


That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.
 
2018-01-01 10:10:20 PM  

thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.


Oh. I'm quite drunk, so I really didn't know what I was looking at.
 
2018-01-02 12:08:08 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.

Oh. I'm quite drunk, so I really didn't know what I was looking at.


I actually thought you were talking about the Russian people of differing opinions who tend to post a lot of stuff online, but that works too.
 
2018-01-02 12:22:54 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.

Oh. I'm quite drunk, so I really didn't know what I was looking at.


I'm quite drunk too, but I lucked out knowing what it was. Enjoy your next drink as much as I enjoy mine.
 
2018-01-02 12:38:35 AM  
It's just amazing how innocent they are.  Butter would not melt in their mouths.
 
2018-01-02 12:47:43 AM  
This is some scary shiat to me. Everyone should read it.

If you need a TL;DNR here is the summary page in convenient jpg form:

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2018-01-02 12:56:54 AM  
TD:dr
Too drunk: didn't read
 
2018-01-02 12:57:50 AM  
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2018-01-02 12:59:56 AM  

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I mean I wish, but I'm smart enough to know it will never happen
 
2018-01-02 01:00:09 AM  

Krieghund: This is some scary shiat to me. Everyone should read it.

If you need a TL;DNR here is the summary page in convenient jpg form:

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The best part of that is that even the folks in Moscow were surprised that Trump won. Their BS worked too well even for them.
 
2018-01-02 01:05:37 AM  
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2018-01-02 01:09:37 AM  
2018 is an election year in Russia and Putin is not loved universally. Perhaps his adversaries will make their dissent a topic that cannot be ignored. Wouldn't that be nice?
 
2018-01-02 01:09:39 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Krieghund: This is some scary shiat to me. Everyone should read it.

If you need a TL;DNR here is the summary page in convenient jpg form:

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The best part of that is that even the folks in Moscow were surprised that Trump won. Their BS worked too well even for them.


And Trump is so erratic/stupid/dementia addled that he isn't even a good asset. I mean he does destabilize and undermine the USA, but he isn't helping Putin. His help is more that he farks things up than that he directly aids Moscow. Putin really hates those sanctions.
 
2018-01-02 01:11:39 AM  
this was over a year ago. they know a lot more about what happened now but Trump's admin won't tell us. It will have to be leaked or Mueller will tell us all about it. 
Regardless the GOP have told us in no uncertain terms that they're okay with it ,see no real need to investigate it or try to deter it from happening again and again.
 
2018-01-02 01:13:48 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: [img.fark.net image 360x345][View Full Size image _x_]

I mean I wish, but I'm smart enough to know it will never happen


I dunno man, I've stopped pretending to know what could or couldn't ever happen a while back.
 
stk
2018-01-02 01:16:34 AM  
I really like America, I hope we can get it back.
 
2018-01-02 01:23:02 AM  

fragMasterFlash: 2018 is an election year in Russia and Putin is not loved universally. Perhaps his adversaries will make their dissent a topic that cannot be ignored. Wouldn't that be nice?


The difference is, in the U.S., the "Clinton death list" is a joke.  In Russia, the Pootie death list is a reality.
 
2018-01-02 01:23:47 AM  
Damn...


I would love to see the high side stuff they have that they based this on. That's brutal.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:14 AM  
Greetings 2018 swing state congressional districts. In just a few hours it is going to start raining down campaign donation dollars to like that by November you will be praying for the chance to vote and end your long nightmare. Do the right thing or in 2 years it is going to be far worse.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:43 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: It's just amazing how innocent they are.  Butter would not melt in their mouths.


Not even buttery males.
 
2018-01-02 01:27:11 AM  

Krieghund: This is some scary shiat to me. Everyone should read it.

If you need a TL;DNR here is the summary page in convenient jpg form:

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So basically this said that "Russia engaged in a massive disinformation campaign online, and compromised security of candidates' computer systems, but didn't actually hack into any voting machines and change votes"?

Yeah.  We had a pretty good idea that was the case already when this was published. A year ago.

Also doesn't say "the Trump campaign in no way conspired with any of the Russian actors in these efforts".
 
2018-01-02 01:29:20 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: It's just amazing how innocent they are.  Butter would not melt in their mouths.


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2018-01-02 01:31:17 AM  

thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.


The point being that rather than get to the bottom of things, the Trump Administration and their Congressional comrades spent the past year lying through their teeth.
 
2018-01-02 01:31:58 AM  
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2018-01-02 01:34:29 AM  

fragMasterFlash: 2018 is an election year in Russia and Putin is not loved universally. Perhaps his adversaries will make their dissent a topic that cannot be ignored. Wouldn't that be nice?


Adversaries? Elections? In Russia?
You're joking right?
The closest thing he had to an adversary was just kicked off the "ballot"
 
2018-01-02 01:36:30 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.

The point being that rather than get to the bottom of things, the Trump Administration and their Congressional comrades spent the past year lying through their teeth.


This

That is the point. Russia has successfully altered American elections for their own interests

Instead of figuring out how to a) punish Russia and b) stop them doing it again, the administration is trying to pretend it didn't happen bc it wd hurt Donald's feelings
 
2018-01-02 01:39:39 AM  
Russia, Russia, Russia!
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2018-01-02 01:39:56 AM  

moothemagiccow: The closest thing he had to an adversary was just kicked off the "ballot"


So they do exist. The question now is do their balls exist.
 
2018-01-02 01:50:54 AM  
English translation pales to the original Russian.
 
2018-01-02 01:53:48 AM  
Right wingers read the words "liberal democratic order" in the first paragraph and tune out.
"It's just Obama Administration lefty partisan BS! Deep State! Witch Hunt!".
Those words do not mean what they think they mean.
 
2018-01-02 01:56:56 AM  

HermionesPanties: Right wingers read the words "liberal democratic order" in the first paragraph and tune out.
"It's just Obama Administration lefty partisan BS! Deep State! Witch Hunt!".
Those words do not mean what they think they mean.


Most words don't.
 
2018-01-02 02:31:56 AM  
I'm not comfortable opening a PDF from a part of a government affiliated with Putin's Russia. That's a good way to get infected.
 
2018-01-02 02:32:18 AM  
This is the Boobies of 2018 so I have to make it count: DUUUUUUHHHH!
 
2018-01-02 02:33:38 AM  
Rock on that it was a filter pwn.  I already love 2018.
 
2018-01-02 02:38:10 AM  

fifthhorseman: This is the Boobies of 2018 so I have to make it count: DUUUUUUHHHH!


Mission achieved. Boobies.
 
2018-01-02 02:56:14 AM  

mjjt: backhand.slap.of.reason: thorpe: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: tl; dr. Me thinks they're trying too hard

That's the report issued by US Intelligence agencies in January, 2017.

The point being that rather than get to the bottom of things, the Trump Administration and their Congressional comrades spent the past year lying through their teeth.

This

That is the point. Russia has successfully altered American elections for their own interests

Instead of figuring out how to a) punish Russia and b) stop them doing it again, the administration is trying to pretend it didn't happen bc it wd hurt Donald's feelings


Moreover, they aren't looking because they won't like having to do something about what they would find.  Ignoring this report is literally Treason.

And they ignored it.
 
2018-01-02 03:22:26 AM  
At any other time in our history as a nation, what was done would be considered an act of war.

Any other president would have acted accordingly. Now not only do we not defend ourselves or act to punish actions and prevent future actions, our president denies the actions occured and lies about them.

The constitutionally mandated means of selecting our government's leadership was undermined and compromised.
 
2018-01-02 03:24:13 AM  

jm105: fragMasterFlash: 2018 is an election year in Russia and Putin is not loved universally. Perhaps his adversaries will make their dissent a topic that cannot be ignored. Wouldn't that be nice?

The difference is, in the U.S., the "Clinton death list" is a joke.  In Russia, the Pootie death list is a reality.


It's not a joke to some people.  They are indeed that farking dumb.
 
2018-01-02 04:08:57 AM  

corteran: At any other time in our history as a nation, what was done would be considered an act of war.

Any other president would have acted accordingly. Now not only do we not defend ourselves or act to punish actions and prevent future actions, our president denies the actions occured and lies about them.

The constitutionally mandated means of selecting our government's leadership was undermined and compromised.


yes and the GOP are fine with it. Nothing to see here move along.
 
2018-01-02 04:55:07 AM  

fragMasterFlash: 2018 is an election year in Russia and Putin is not loved universally. Perhaps his adversaries will make their dissent a topic that cannot be ignored. Wouldn't that be nice?


That will make their suicide of falling down an elevator shaft on to a pile of bullets even more tragic.
 
2018-01-02 05:00:13 AM  

Krieghund: This is some scary shiat to me. Everyone should read it.

If you need a TL;DNR here is the summary page in convenient jpg form:

[img.fark.net image 822x932][View Full Size image _x_]

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Yes, they should read it. Even if it reads like it was written by a junior Booz Allen contractor.
 
2018-01-02 05:27:47 AM  

corteran: At any other time in our history as a nation, what was done would be considered an act of war.

Any other president would have acted accordingly. Now not only do we not defend ourselves or act to punish actions and prevent future actions, our president denies the actions occured and lies about them.

The constitutionally mandated means of selecting our government's leadership was undermined and compromised.


I said the same thing to a friend who works with the state department. He replied that we have done the same to others election processes x 100.
 
2018-01-02 06:52:32 AM  
Can we keep blaming Obama?
Cool.
 
2018-01-02 07:11:49 AM  
delta_pwnd:

I said the same thing to a friend who works with the state department. He replied that we have done the same to others election processes x 100.

So do you think other countries should just take that lying down? Or investigate and try to stop it?
 
2018-01-02 08:01:57 AM  

Pichu0102: I'm not comfortable opening a PDF from a part of a government affiliated with Putin's Russia. That's a good way to get infected.


This is why you Fark! at work, duh!
 
2018-01-02 08:35:56 AM  

Odin's Other Eye: delta_pwnd:

I said the same thing to a friend who works with the state department. He replied that we have done the same to others election processes x 100.

So do you think other countries should just take that lying down? Or investigate and try to stop it?


So you don't support president Reza Pahlavi?
 
2018-01-02 08:37:47 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Odin's Other Eye: delta_pwnd:

I said the same thing to a friend who works with the state department. He replied that we have done the same to others election processes x 100.

So do you think other countries should just take that lying down? Or investigate and try to stop it?

So you don't support president Reza Pahlavi?


Pahlavi is the reason they have Term Limits.
 
2018-01-02 10:27:38 AM  
"Information available as of 29 December 2016 was used in the preparation of this product "


TRANSLATION: Disregard everything we have learned in the last twelve months.
 
2018-01-02 11:14:00 AM  

Odin's Other Eye: delta_pwnd:

I said the same thing to a friend who works with the state department. He replied that we have done the same to others election processes x 100.

So do you think other countries should just take that lying down? Or investigate and try to stop it?


Oh I don't agree with it at all. As I inferred, I believe it to be an act of war. But I'm a pacifct and all about diplomacy. Yet here we are with a nightmarish administration.
 
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