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(The Daily Beast)   "I spent New Year's Eve at Guy Fieri's infamous Times Square restaurant on its last night ever, eating cheese squares"   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Guy Fieri, American Kitchen, New Year, Fireworks, New Year's Day, New York, New Year's Eve, New York City  
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2018-01-01 05:28:09 PM  
Donkey Sauce.
 
2018-01-01 05:40:51 PM  
A sad existence that while in the end, you know everything is the better for, it's still feels like losing a little bit of joy in the world.
 
2018-01-01 07:13:34 PM  
Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.
 
2018-01-01 07:35:19 PM  

Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.


As long as I get to choose what I eat I'd have dinner and a beer with him.  I bet it would be interesting at the very least.
 
2018-01-01 07:47:11 PM  

davidphogan: Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.

As long as I get to choose what I eat I'd have dinner and a beer with him.  I bet it would be interesting at the very least.


I'd like to pelt him with hard-boiled eggs. Aim for the mouth.
 
2018-01-01 07:57:28 PM  
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2018-01-01 08:00:48 PM  

fusillade762: davidphogan: Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.

As long as I get to choose what I eat I'd have dinner and a beer with him.  I bet it would be interesting at the very least.

I'd like to pelt him with hard-boiled eggs. Aim for the mouth.


Fill them with habanero jelly and home made whipped cream and he'd probably go for it.
 
2018-01-01 08:15:40 PM  
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2018-01-01 08:20:06 PM  

fusillade762: davidphogan: Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.

As long as I get to choose what I eat I'd have dinner and a beer with him.  I bet it would be interesting at the very least.

I'd like to pelt him with hard-boiled eggs. Aim for the mouth.


Yeah, me too! I mean after he did that......uh...hm. Well after he said......uhh......er,  more like made his opinions perfectly clear on.....hmmm. Well, he talks loud. I hate that!
 
2018-01-01 08:21:54 PM  
WaitWaitWait...so a restaurant started by a guy who's a TV personality, but couldn't cook his way out of a wet paper bag failed?!?!?!  That's unpossible!!!
 
2018-01-01 08:25:35 PM  
Did he squeeze a pitcher of Coors out of a Hawaiian shirt?
 
2018-01-01 08:25:49 PM  

ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x404]


Lol KTel
 
2018-01-01 08:27:14 PM  
I hope you have a safe place to shiat.
 
2018-01-01 08:27:38 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 320x621][View Full Size image _x_]


that's...disturbing
 
2018-01-01 08:27:52 PM  
That's an example of a high concept idea that doesn't pan out and the writer has no sort of backup plan.
 
2018-01-01 08:30:46 PM  
I find it hard somebody paid for this bullshiat.
 
2018-01-01 08:34:25 PM  

ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x404][View Full Size image _x_]


That compilation is missing the number one D-Bag rock band of all time:

Creed
 
2018-01-01 08:36:10 PM  
Why did he close his restaurant?
 
2018-01-01 08:37:39 PM  
I'd like to hear more in TFA about the aggressively sexy Swiss girls.
 
2018-01-01 08:43:39 PM  
One of his restaurants is local.  I was forced to go there by a friend, though I wanted to go to Five Guys.  After eating a horribly overpriced lackluster meal, I wished I had insisted on going to Five Guys.
 
2018-01-01 08:47:51 PM  

OgreMagi: One of his restaurants is local.  I was forced to go there by a friend, though I wanted to go to Five Guys.  After eating a horribly overpriced lackluster meal, I wished I had insisted on going to Five Guys.


Where you could have eaten a horribly overpriced lackluster burger, but at least you would have had really good fries.
 
2018-01-01 08:51:45 PM  

Dear Jerk: That's an example of a high concept idea that doesn't pan out and the writer has no sort of backup plan.


He wants to be a sophisticated New Yorker soooooo much, but all he knows about NYC he learned from Woody Allen movies.
 
2018-01-01 08:52:13 PM  

Great_Milenko: OgreMagi: One of his restaurants is local.  I was forced to go there by a friend, though I wanted to go to Five Guys.  After eating a horribly overpriced lackluster meal, I wished I had insisted on going to Five Guys.

Where you could have eaten a horribly overpriced lackluster burger, but at least you would have had really good fries.


They cost more the MacDonalds, but they aren't horribly overpriced and they are pretty damn good.  I don't know what you've been eating.
 
2018-01-01 08:58:38 PM  
I can make 5 guys in my kitchen with Kroger ingredients.

Jesus it isn't even a secret. They show you how in the "diner".
 
2018-01-01 09:02:03 PM  

Fourstring: I'd like to hear more in TFA about the aggressively sexy Swiss girls.


"Aggressively sexy Swiss girls" is a satisfying GIS.
 
2018-01-01 09:11:56 PM  

Fourstring: I'd like to hear more in TFA about the aggressively sexy Swiss girls.


She's so hot she's making me sexist clip - Flight of the Conchords
Youtube LF_KaUcVLvY
 
2018-01-01 09:14:43 PM  
So what?
 
2018-01-01 09:16:44 PM  

recondite cetacean: I can make 5 guys in my kitchen with Kroger ingredients.

Jesus it isn't even a secret. They show you how in the "diner".


It's a burger. You can pretty much make any burger in your kitchen.
 
2018-01-01 09:19:51 PM  

trialpha: recondite cetacean: I can make 5 guys in my kitchen with Kroger ingredients.

Jesus it isn't even a secret. They show you how in the "diner".

It's a burger. You can pretty much make any burger in your kitchen.


oh, look at mr fancy pants michelin chef here.  Anyone can make a burger he says.
 
2018-01-01 09:24:22 PM  

Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.


I don't know about that . Isn't he the lead singer for ICP ?
 
2018-01-01 09:25:08 PM  
 
2018-01-01 09:26:02 PM  
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2018-01-01 09:49:42 PM  

OgreMagi: One of his restaurants is local.  I was forced to go there by a friend, though I wanted to go to Five Guys.  After eating a horribly overpriced lackluster meal, I wished I had insisted on going to Five Guys.


You would have ended up in exactly the same poition
 
DB
2018-01-01 09:54:39 PM  

Victoly: [i.warosu.org image 850x1100]


That is one of the funniest things the internet has given us
 
2018-01-01 09:55:01 PM  

Victoly: [i.warosu.org image 850x1100]


Oh man, that remains one of the five funniest things in the history of the internet.
 
2018-01-01 09:56:29 PM  
Dammit, DB!
 
2018-01-01 10:02:23 PM  

DB: Victoly: [i.warosu.org image 850x1100]

That is one of the funniest things the internet has given us


That menu really does remain funny every single time I see it.

It just needs a reference to a ranch dressing hose.

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2018-01-01 10:20:39 PM  
I ate there once. Had the steak. It was fine. Never understood the Fieri hate. Just seems like piling on at this point. I get he's not for hipster foodie arseholes. fark them anyway.
 
2018-01-01 10:31:35 PM  

BullBearMS: DB: Victoly: [i.warosu.org image 850x1100]

That is one of the funniest things the internet has given us

That menu really does remain funny every single time I see it.

It just needs a reference to a ranch dressing hose.

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Apparently it was so funny you didn't read to the very bottom.
 
2018-01-01 10:41:08 PM  

Victoly: [i.warosu.org image 850x1100][View Full Size image _x_]


I am hearing that read by Guy Fieri with the voice of Bobby Moynihan. It is honestly the funniest damn thing I've read on the internet in ages. Thanks so much.
 
2018-01-01 11:17:05 PM  
Shane Torres Defends Guy Fieri - CONAN on TBS
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2018-01-01 11:18:03 PM  
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2018-01-01 11:37:52 PM  

Glitchwerks: ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x404][View Full Size image _x_]

That compilation is missing the number one D-Bag rock band of all time:

Creed


As bad as Creed is, they don't hold a candle to Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock in the douche rock department.
 
2018-01-02 12:07:43 AM  

Confabulat: Guy Fieri seems like a decent guy with poor fashion choices. I would totally hang out with him.


I'd hang with him if was in an actual dive bar. Anything less wouldn't be correct.
 
2018-01-02 12:51:20 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: I ate there once. Had the steak. It was fine. Never understood the Fieri hate. Just seems like piling on at this point. I get he's not for hipster foodie arseholes. fark them anyway.


He is worse than foodie hipsters. He is a foodie hipster who pretends to be an everyday guy. He is a double douchbag. But whatever. I don't have to watch his show or eat at his restaurant.
 
2018-01-02 01:09:18 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: I ate there once. Had the steak. It was fine. Never understood the Fieri hate. Just seems like piling on at this point. I get he's not for hipster foodie arseholes. fark them anyway.


He's fine. His fashion has more to do with the way people look at him more than anything. By all accounts he's a nice guy, does tons of charity that he doesn't publicize much, and generally likes helping the little guy. The hate is funny but its mostly misplaced
 
2018-01-02 01:34:06 AM  
FTFA:

"America, what will you do without Flavortown? A deep fried tumbleweed glides across an abandoned grill.  A coyote howls in the distance; somehow, you know it has frosted tips."


I LOL'd.
 
2018-01-02 01:36:00 AM  

Shakes999: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: I ate there once. Had the steak. It was fine. Never understood the Fieri hate. Just seems like piling on at this point. I get he's not for hipster foodie arseholes. fark them anyway.

He's fine. His fashion has more to do with the way people look at him more than anything. By all accounts he's a nice guy, does tons of charity that he doesn't publicize much, and generally likes helping the little guy. The hate is funny but its mostly misplaced


I hate him because he arrived here via time machine from 1998 (which explains his style), and he won't share the secret of time travel with the rest of the world.
 
2018-01-02 02:58:14 AM  

recondite cetacean: I can make 5 guys in my kitchen with Kroger ingredients.

Jesus it isn't even a secret. They show you how in the "diner".

I can make 5 guys in my kitchen too, but that's another story.

 
2018-01-02 03:07:28 AM  

OgreMagi: After eating a horribly overpriced lackluster meal, I wished I had insisted on going to Five Guys.


Overpriced and lackluster also describes Five Guys.
 
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