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(Cageside Seats)   New Year and New Hope in WWE. Will Vince keep his resolution building toward a Brock-Roman Mania? Will tonight feature Big Show in a diaper? Will the women do something historic before the historic rumble match? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA   ( cagesideseats.com) divider line
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2018-01-01 06:16:40 PM  
In regards to point one, this match points to yes, and I'mma going to go out on a limb and say we set up a Jordan/Joe feud when in a fit of comedy.  Jangles jumps in and attacks Joe, which gets Roman DQed.  But even tough Joe gets the title, he ain't happy about how he got it.
 
2018-01-01 07:31:44 PM  

DrunkenGator: In regards to point one, this match points to yes, and I'mma going to go out on a limb and say we set up a Jordan/Joe feud when in a fit of comedy.  Jangles jumps in and attacks Joe, which gets Roman DQed.  But even tough Joe gets the title, he ain't happy about how he got it.


You know, has anyone so far made the obvious joke of putting Bo Dallas in a group with Kurt and his son?
 
2018-01-01 07:36:59 PM  
Hmmm. Raw or football. Raw or football.
 
2018-01-01 07:37:22 PM  
-Paige and Braun are both backstage, though either appearing is questionable. Paige has not been cleared following a stinger at a house show and Braun was suffering from the flu.
-Enzo was hospitalized for an undisclosed condition requiring an IV.
-Carmella and Cass have apparently split, as she has removed all mentions and photos of him on her social media.
 
2018-01-01 07:41:05 PM  

The Bestest: -Paige and Braun are both backstage, though either appearing is questionable. Paige has not been cleared following a stinger at a house show and Braun was suffering from the flu.
-Enzo was hospitalized for an undisclosed condition requiring an IV.
-Carmella and Cass have apparently split, as she has removed all mentions and photos of him on her social media.


That Paige injury was tough to watch.
I hope Enzo feels better than gets fired.
Wonder what the juicy gossip is on that split.
 
2018-01-01 07:41:32 PM  
Checking in......Happy New Year everybody.
 
2018-01-01 07:43:54 PM  

markhwt: Hmmm. Raw or football. Raw or football.


Both scripts tonight were predetermined based on who sells the most merch. At least with Raw, Vince might get hit on the head and they book on the fly
 
2018-01-01 07:44:46 PM  

markhwt: The Bestest: -Paige and Braun are both backstage, though either appearing is questionable. Paige has not been cleared following a stinger at a house show and Braun was suffering from the flu.
-Enzo was hospitalized for an undisclosed condition requiring an IV.
-Carmella and Cass have apparently split, as she has removed all mentions and photos of him on her social media.

That Paige injury was tough to watch.
I hope Enzo feels better than gets fired.
Wonder what the juicy gossip is on that split.


For the split, could be driven by the fact that they were forced to be separate on the road now for over a year. That's tough on any relationship.
 
2018-01-01 07:47:37 PM  

TheManofPA: markhwt: Hmmm. Raw or football. Raw or football.

Both scripts tonight were predetermined based on who sells the most merch. At least with Raw, Vince might get hit on the head and they book on the fly


Good point.
 
2018-01-01 07:48:08 PM  
Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.
 
2018-01-01 07:48:53 PM  
Happy new year everyone

I did some digging through some of the old threads, but couldn't find the old fWc awards threads so if we want to do them I'll either need someone who knows what they are or make up some new ones
 
2018-01-01 07:51:26 PM  

A Festering Boil: Happy new year everyone

I did some digging through some of the old threads, but couldn't find the old fWc awards threads so if we want to do them I'll either need someone who knows what they are or make up some new ones


I'm pretty sure the point was just to absolutely make stuff up on the fly anyhow in the spirit of the Slammys and the Mizzies
 
2018-01-01 07:53:07 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.


So it was Canadian new year as well?
 
2018-01-01 07:53:43 PM  
Happy New Year, marks!  Hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday!
 
2018-01-01 07:55:26 PM  

markhwt: Canadian Lurker: Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.

So it was Canadian new year as well?


And Canadian Lurker lives out west too, so that is way later in the future than an East Coaster like me.
 
2018-01-01 07:56:33 PM  

markhwt: Canadian Lurker: Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.

So it was Canadian new year as well?


Yes! Apparently I live in the only warmest spot in Canada at the moment.

I hope Tenor is keeping warm. I heard it was too cold for penguins to be outside in Calgary.
 
2018-01-01 07:58:45 PM  
Hell it's practically too cold for penguins here in Iowa.   Currently -16F with an overnight low forecast to be -23F.
 
2018-01-01 07:59:25 PM  

markhwt: Hmmm. Raw or football. Raw or football.


Same boat you're in.  Just so long Georgia/Clemson.  At least I got lasagne.
 
2018-01-01 08:00:05 PM  

cmis04: markhwt: Hmmm. Raw or football. Raw or football.

Same boat you're in.  Just so long Georgia/Clemson.  At least I got lasagne.


This Georgia Oklahoma game is crazy!!
 
2018-01-01 08:00:26 PM  

TheManofPA: markhwt: Canadian Lurker: Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.

So it was Canadian new year as well?

And Canadian Lurker lives out west too, so that is way later in the future than an East Coaster like me.


Mind explode
 
2018-01-01 08:00:46 PM  
THEN
NOW
HAPPY NEW YEAR, FARKERS!!!
 
2018-01-01 08:00:46 PM  
THEN

NOW

HAPPY RUSEV YEAR!

 
2018-01-01 08:01:08 PM  
Elias play Freebird sign.
 
2018-01-01 08:01:24 PM  
THEN

NOW

DAMMIT I'M GOING TO BE WRITING 2017 ON THINGS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

 
2018-01-01 08:01:51 PM  
Alexa gonna die.
 
2018-01-01 08:02:18 PM  

TheManofPA: A Festering Boil: Happy new year everyone

I did some digging through some of the old threads, but couldn't find the old fWc awards threads so if we want to do them I'll either need someone who knows what they are or make up some new ones

I'm pretty sure the point was just to absolutely make stuff up on the fly anyhow in the spirit of the Slammys and the Mizzies


Well then, I'm giving you the fWc slammy for smelling the most like tile grout

CONGRATULATIONS!
 
2018-01-01 08:02:41 PM  

Canadian Lurker: markhwt: Canadian Lurker: Happy New Year fWc! Hope everyone had a good one.

So it was Canadian new year as well?

Yes! Apparently I live in the only warmest spot in Canada at the moment.

I hope Tenor is keeping warm. I heard it was too cold for penguins to be outside in Calgary.


Farking ridiculous - I live in the US and it was still 28 below when I got up yesterday.... NOT including the wind chill.
 
2018-01-01 08:02:43 PM  
MAKE IT A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH KURT!!
 
2018-01-01 08:02:48 PM  
Oh, and my brother found all my PWI magazines from 1986/87, still in great condition.

I haven't seen these in over 20 years, totally awesome!

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-01 08:03:06 PM  
I'm going with the unexpected. Roman wins clean and the DQ stip means nothing. I guess at one point Roman will do something and the announcers will mention it, but it'll be meaningless. I swear he's been in 2 or 3 of these matches before and it just played out like that. Only person I can think losing like that was Orton against Christian.
 
2018-01-01 08:04:33 PM  

A Festering Boil: TheManofPA: A Festering Boil: Happy new year everyone

I did some digging through some of the old threads, but couldn't find the old fWc awards threads so if we want to do them I'll either need someone who knows what they are or make up some new ones

I'm pretty sure the point was just to absolutely make stuff up on the fly anyhow in the spirit of the Slammys and the Mizzies

Well then, I'm giving you the fWc slammy for smelling the most like tile grout

CONGRATULATIONS!


I feel that I've earned this honor and no one else was able to get close.

YOU ARE ALL LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOW!

/and then too
 
2018-01-01 08:04:42 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm going with the unexpected. Roman wins clean and the DQ stip means nothing. I guess at one point Roman will do something and the announcers will mention it, but it'll be meaningless. I swear he's been in 2 or 3 of these matches before and it just played out like that. Only person I can think losing like that was Orton against Christian.


Joe pulls an Eddie and wins the strap so they can move it to Joe without Roman looking weak.
 
2018-01-01 08:04:51 PM  
Kurt, just tell us whatever is DAMN TRUE tonight and move on the to sweaty [wo]man hugging already
 
2018-01-01 08:04:57 PM  
Damn it, Angle... I had hopes of seeing Juanita Cena at the Women's Royal Rumble.
 
2018-01-01 08:05:08 PM  
Ha, nice Spanish I am Lit sign.
 
2018-01-01 08:05:32 PM  
a full 30?
 
2018-01-01 08:05:39 PM  
...where the fark are they going to get 30 women for the Rumble?
 
2018-01-01 08:05:50 PM  
Are there enough women to across the brands to fill 30 spots?
 
2018-01-01 08:06:01 PM  

Professor Farksworth: TheManofPA: I'm going with the unexpected. Roman wins clean and the DQ stip means nothing. I guess at one point Roman will do something and the announcers will mention it, but it'll be meaningless. I swear he's been in 2 or 3 of these matches before and it just played out like that. Only person I can think losing like that was Orton against Christian.

Joe pulls an Eddie and wins the strap so they can move it to Joe without Roman looking weak.


I still think that it's going to be IC champ vs. Universal champ for some reason.
 
2018-01-01 08:06:02 PM  
Wow, 30 women.

I smell a prediction contest
 
2018-01-01 08:06:11 PM  
Thank you, Bar! Angle getting loooooong-winded there.
 
2018-01-01 08:06:29 PM  

DrunkenGator: ...where the fark are they going to get 30 women for the Rumble?


Eddie T. Head: Are there enough women to across the brands to fill 30 spots?


I imagine a handful from nxt and some "surprise" legends
 
2018-01-01 08:06:29 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Are there enough women to across the brands to fill 30 spots?


Lita is going to do a 3 faces of foley?
 
2018-01-01 08:06:43 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Oh, and my brother found all my PWI magazines from 1986/87, still in great condition.

I haven't seen these in over 20 years, totally awesome!

[img.fark.net image 850x634][View Full Size image _x_]


That's awesome.  I remember getting the WWF magazines at a local IGA.
 
2018-01-01 08:06:44 PM  

DrunkenGator: ...where the fark are they going to get 30 women for the Rumble?


Umm, everyone who was in the Mae Young Classic, I suppose?
 
2018-01-01 08:07:09 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: DrunkenGator: ...where the fark are they going to get 30 women for the Rumble?

Umm, everyone who was in the Mae Young Classic, I suppose?


Possible.  I've yet to watch the MYC.
 
2018-01-01 08:07:39 PM  

A Festering Boil: Wow, 30 women.

I smell a prediction contest


I smell a Santino or Ellsworth "man enters" situation where that guy gets embarrassed easily and beaten by the women in the ring.

It would be the "comedy spot" that also happens in the men's match, it'd be silly fun and we'll all pop for it.
 
2018-01-01 08:07:44 PM  
3 days til WrestleKingdom.........
 
2018-01-01 08:07:49 PM  
also re: The Bar, speculation is aside from creative reasons, they dropped the belt because they're being delicate with Sheamus
 
2018-01-01 08:08:08 PM  
Well, Jason Jordan is getting a Roman Reigns size push, so the Bar is not wrong.
 
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