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2018-01-01 11:43:28 AM  
This has to be the first time ever anyone reported it. I remember about 15 years ago having my baggie drop op the counter at Walgreens, made sure I used my change pocket for coke after then, that "oh shiat" feeling is not fun.
 
2018-01-01 11:51:35 AM  
Ah... a quarter grammer

/with cheese
 
2018-01-01 12:10:48 PM  
Reverse Happy Meal

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2018-01-01 12:19:40 PM  
I would've just considered it my tip and pocketed it.
 
2018-01-01 12:27:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ah... a quarter grammer

/with cheese


How do you say that in French?
 
2018-01-01 12:28:32 PM  
Someone worked a different shift than expected and a handoff went poorly
 
2018-01-01 12:30:32 PM  
I wonder how much in resources will be spent to find a pierced girl in a red Cadi for what surely wasn't much more than a few bumps of coke.
 
2018-01-01 12:30:46 PM  
I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.
 
2018-01-01 12:35:41 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.


I worked music festivals for about 3 years on and off, after a while you just get your own testing kid.  They're more elaborate now but I got my 4 panel test kit for $60 in the first year of working festivals.  I found you can supplement crappy fest. pay with ground scores and a test kit.
 
2018-01-01 12:38:40 PM  

drayno76: SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.

I worked music festivals for about 3 years on and off, after a while you just get your own testing kid.  They're more elaborate now but I got my 4 panel test kit for $60 in the first year of working festivals.  I found you can supplement crappy fest. pay with ground scores and a test kit.


I read that at first with your typo of "test kid", which gave it a different meaning.
 
2018-01-01 12:41:12 PM  

SirEattonHogg: drayno76: SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.

I worked music festivals for about 3 years on and off, after a while you just get your own testing kid.  They're more elaborate now but I got my 4 panel test kit for $60 in the first year of working festivals.  I found you can supplement crappy fest. pay with ground scores and a test kit.

I read that at first with your typo of "test kid", which gave it a different meaning.


I think you're on to something here, I could get a kid to randomly snort drugs and tell me what they are for a fraction of $60. Hell, I probably know one or two who would do it for free.
 
2018-01-01 12:41:14 PM  

eyeq360: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ah... a quarter grammer

/with cheese

How do you say that in French?


Un petite blow

/avec du fromage
 
2018-01-01 12:42:38 PM  

eyeq360: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ah... a quarter grammer

/with cheese

How do you say that in French?


Royale with blow! Mmm, mmm!
 
2018-01-01 12:43:53 PM  
I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.
 
2018-01-01 12:45:14 PM  

drayno76: SirEattonHogg: drayno76: SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.

I worked music festivals for about 3 years on and off, after a while you just get your own testing kid.  They're more elaborate now but I got my 4 panel test kit for $60 in the first year of working festivals.  I found you can supplement crappy fest. pay with ground scores and a test kit.

I read that at first with your typo of "test kid", which gave it a different meaning.

I think you're on to something here, I could get a kid to randomly snort drugs and tell me what they are for a fraction of $60. Hell, I probably know one or two who would do it for free.


Yeah I was kidding - I couldn't do that.  Putting aside the liability, I wouldn't want to be responsible for anyone's death.  I think test kit is fine.
 
2018-01-01 12:45:35 PM  
the scatman?
 
2018-01-01 12:49:21 PM  

mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.


Her name was Becky.
 
2018-01-01 12:54:27 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I think test kit is fine.


...okay, fine, be serious, responsible and stuff.  I was having visions of a Kids in the Hall type skit. That would have been hilarious. 

"Look how good these are, my friend over here just tested 'em."
<pan over to a kid hanging upside down from a tree while excitedly talking to little cartoon fairies.>
 
2018-01-01 12:57:22 PM  
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/From an old old old story about someone throwing puppies or somesuch.
//I just never get to whip it out anymore.
///Ha! I said "whip it out"! Har har!
 
2018-01-01 12:58:05 PM  

drayno76: SirEattonHogg: I think test kit is fine.

...okay, fine, be serious, responsible and stuff.  I was having visions of a Kids in the Hall type skit. That would have been hilarious.

"Look how good these are, my friend over here just tested 'em."
<pan over to a kid hanging upside down from a tree while excitedly talking to little cartoon fairies.>


I was thinking of the drug deal scene in Trainspotting where there was a test guy who injected the heroin before the drug dealer offered money.
 
2018-01-01 01:03:03 PM  
Baa?
Mafia Jane Austen - Sheep - Great shiit.
Youtube DxF84lMDuHE
 
2018-01-01 01:04:04 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Trainspotting


Man, I haven't seen that in years. Tried to watch the sequel and couldn't get into it. I associate that movie with heroin, which of all the crazy shiat I did see at the music festivals and burning man regional events, that was one I didn't encounter.
 
2018-01-01 01:06:28 PM  
In a world filled with synthetic drugs I wouldn't touch street drugs with a 20 foot pole.

PSA: Don't get fooled again.
 
2018-01-01 01:12:21 PM  

drayno76: SirEattonHogg: Trainspotting

Man, I haven't seen that in years. Tried to watch the sequel and couldn't get into it. I associate that movie with heroin, which of all the crazy shiat I did see at the music festivals and burning man regional events, that was one I didn't encounter.


I can't imagine heroin would be too welcome at such festivals.  Too hardcore - in a bad way.
 
2018-01-01 01:17:47 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.


Decades ago High Times magazine printed a comprehensive test using Clorox (only Clorox, no other bleach), dropping a bit in and identifying reactions.
It was quite handy, and worked well.
 
2018-01-01 01:18:30 PM  

mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.


That's pretty rare with coke.
 
2018-01-01 01:48:08 PM  
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Anybody else read the town name this way?
 
2018-01-01 01:57:26 PM  

lindalouwho: mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.

That's pretty rare with coke.


Nobody every said people who make things like that up are logical.  For instance being told that you can OD on weed.  And that it will WILL make you shoot up in your eyeball and/or penis.
 
2018-01-01 02:26:35 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I would've just considered it my tip and pocketed it.


No shiat, kids these days and their 'just say no' crap.

I mean, turn in a small amount of it to the cops, just so they can test its purity for you.
 
2018-01-01 02:26:59 PM  
".....and paid for food by handing him a wad of cash.
After the car drove off, the employee realized there was a small plastic bag with a white powdery substance in it, the report said."


So the guy took the money, counted the money, put the money in the register, made change, handed money back, handed food to the driver, the driver drove off, and THEN he noticed the bag of coke?  That doesn't make any sense at all.  Then only thing I can think is that he found the little baggie on a counter or on the floor after she drove of.  But then, how does he know how long it was there before he noticed it or who it came from?  I think somebody just caught the guy with some coke and he had to come up with a story.
 
2018-01-01 02:46:47 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.


Put a little bit in your tongue. If it's coke, it'll turn your mouth a little numb.
 
2018-01-01 02:48:45 PM  
diversion tactic from the cashier.  they dropped it out of their pocket in front of assistant manager and had to think quick.
 
2018-01-01 02:52:26 PM  

mandyer: lindalouwho: mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.

That's pretty rare with coke.

Nobody every said people who make things like that up are logical.  For instance being told that you can OD on weed.  And that it will WILL make you shoot up in your eyeball and/or penis.


But... I don't even have a penis!
 
2018-01-01 03:06:21 PM  

geek_mars: SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.

Put a little bit in your tongue. If it's coke, it'll turn your mouth a little numb.


Lidocaine makes your mouth numb too.
 
2018-01-01 03:20:45 PM  

drayno76: SirEattonHogg: I'd probably chuck it or give it to the cops.  I've done coke maybe 3 times in my life but that was with friends/colleagues who scored it, and I personally have no idea how to really identify it as coke without actually using it. And the issue with that is I'd be worried it would contain Fentanyl.  Or its another drug like heroin or GHB.

Sounds like a bonus initially, but not really.

I worked music festivals for about 3 years on and off, after a while you just get your own testing kid.  They're more elaborate now but I got my 4 panel test kit for $60 in the first year of working festivals.  I found you can supplement crappy fest. pay with ground scores and a test kit.


GROUND SCORE!

/test kit might be safer than test kid
//see you at Roo
/// found slashies
 
2018-01-01 03:23:29 PM  

baorao: mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.

Her name was Becky.


And Fark doesn't have a Sniffy tag.
 
2018-01-01 03:39:18 PM  
My wallet had a hidden little Velcro pocket.  Perfect for.... lost buttons. Haha
 
2018-01-01 04:13:24 PM  
Just don't order their diet coke.
 
2018-01-01 04:27:51 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ".....and paid for food by handing him a wad of cash.
After the car drove off, the employee realized there was a small plastic bag with a white powdery substance in it, the report said."

So the guy took the money, counted the money, put the money in the register, made change, handed money back, handed food to the driver, the driver drove off, and THEN he noticed the bag of coke?  That doesn't make any sense at all.  Then only thing I can think is that he found the little baggie on a counter or on the floor after she drove of.  But then, how does he know how long it was there before he noticed it or who it came from?  I think somebody just caught the guy with some coke and he had to come up with a story.


I was thinking the same thing. If somebody randomly handed me a bag of blow I would notice it in about .62 seconds.
 
2018-01-01 04:44:48 PM  
What's with the tattle-tailing?

Seriously, why narc? What is in it for the minimum wage stooge?
 
2018-01-01 04:51:12 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: What's with the tattle-tailing?

Seriously, why narc? What is in it for the minimum wage stooge?


I'm guessing they're straight-laced, and/or didn't know what to do with it and got scared.
 
2018-01-01 04:59:20 PM  

lindalouwho: mandyer: lindalouwho: mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.

That's pretty rare with coke.

Nobody every said people who make things like that up are logical.  For instance being told that you can OD on weed.  And that it will WILL make you shoot up in your eyeball and/or penis.

But... I don't even have a penis!


Oh but you will if you keep making these BAD LIFE DECISIONS.
 
2018-01-01 06:08:37 PM  

ohdontbeshy: lindalouwho: mandyer: lindalouwho: mandyer: I'm surprised nobody's whined about this getting the spiffy tag yet and gone on some bullshiat diatribe about their cousin's friend OD'ing.

That's pretty rare with coke.

Nobody every said people who make things like that up are logical.  For instance being told that you can OD on weed.  And that it will WILL make you shoot up in your eyeball and/or penis.

But... I don't even have a penis!

Oh but you will if you keep making these BAD LIFE DECISIONS.


*spits tea everywhere*
 
2018-01-01 07:08:55 PM  
Step 1:  Find test kid
Step 2:  ???
Step 3:  Profit!
 
2018-01-01 07:10:47 PM  
Also, seriously?  SickDonalds is where you go to GET your drugs, everybody knows that.

/Though they usually just sell weed.
//But also sometimes meth, coke, and heroin.
 
2018-01-01 08:01:27 PM  

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/From an old old old story about someone throwing puppies or somesuch.
//I just never get to whip it out anymore.
///Ha! I said "whip it out"! Har har!


Whip it good!

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2018-01-01 09:14:39 PM  
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